BACK TO BLACK COUNTRY

If you're an Amy Winehouse fan and you were kind of hoping that she was taking the whole husband being banged up thing better than the papers were making out, then you'll need to think again. One of our moles was at the opening night of her biggest UK tour to date last night in Birmingham...

A mole writes: I have just had the best night EVAH! I went to see Amy on the first night of her tour in Brum at the NIA Academy.

She was late to appear as expected then it just got worse for her. She kept on forgetting her words and when she did remember them they were slurred or you couldn't actually hear them as she dropped the mic over 20 times (I gave up counting after 20). So the natural response was to boo her but this kinda upset her. She called us cunts for buying tickets if we were booing her. Then she made an emotional plea to be nice "as her husband was incarcerated".

In the end she gave up and hauled herself and her sorry beehive of the stage.

I wish it was filmed so we could buy the dvd - it would sell millions.

I have a feeling that she might not go onstage tomorrow night...