THE LITTLEST THING?

Yesterday we reported that Alfie Allen was told to trim his pubic hair for his nude scene in the play Equus. We now have photographic evidence to confirm our reports and judging by the photos, Alfie has been putting those nail scissors to good use.

We have photos from his performance last night (don't worry, there's a naked woman in there too and she used to go out with Harry Potter) so you can have look at his lunch box, if you so desire. We just feel a bit sick.

And let's not forget that Alfie had a lot to live up to, as apparently Daniel Radcliffe, who previously played the part, had quite a big one. Or so we've heard.

Sorry if we've put you off your lunch.