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ALFIE ALLEN APPEARS NAKED IN PLAY

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ALFIE ALLEN APPEARS NAKED IN PLAY

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Yesterday we reported that Alfie Allen was told to trim his pubic hair for his nude scene in the play Equus. We now have photographic evidence to confirm our reports and judging by the photos, Alfie has been putting those nail scissors to good use.

We have photos from his performance last night (don't worry, there's a naked woman in there too and she used to go out with Harry Potter) so you can have look at his lunch box, if you so desire. We just feel a bit sick.

And let's not forget that Alfie had a lot to live up to, as apparently Daniel Radcliffe, who previously played the part, had quite a big one. Or so we've heard.

Sorry if we've put you off your lunch.

COMMENTS
englishoutlaw on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
look at the pair of cunts
dandyboy on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
When you click on the first one it's titled 'Lily Allen photos' Brings a whole new meaning to keeping it in the family...
LuciferSam on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
So who did he blow to get that role?
JiggeryCock on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
Buffed to within an inch of their lives, dipped in chip fat and given a gram of coke each, to get that 'perma-grinning idiot' look
marmitey on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
I just vomited a bit in my mouth.
ComradeDuch on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
My penis is bigger. Did you hear that, ladies?
PaulieMafia on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
"Oooh little Harry Radlciffe and that cunt Allen's other chav kid get their willies out, what a great piece of theatre it must be" Quid says that in five years time washed up has-beens will be queuing up for this role just like they do with Chicago.
Dames on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
Fuck me! you've hit HM paydirt in finding a doppelganger for shitsausageface, OK?... just LEAVE it, she's horrifying enough (let alone who she mirrors ie most of London)
Speedwolf on Sat 02 February 2008 said...
Andy would.
diepiggy on Sun 03 February 2008 said...
I think he looks nothing like the puppet
BustySinclair on Mon 04 February 2008 said...
Hmmm, red watery eyes: check. Moronic grin: check. Can't think of many things more vomit-inducing than naked pics of this malformed idiot. I've seen the promotional pics of Radcliffe in the buff & he actually looked quite good. Made me feel like a right dirty old woman but he definitely had it hanging.
branscombe on Thu 07 February 2008 said...
It must have been a forceps birth - that's why the cunts head is the same shape as his glans. I've sucked off a tramp with enough cheese to fill a stilon barrel, but i wouldn't have him in my mouth.
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