MILLER VS PAPS

Sienna Miller has been whinging about her lot as a hard-done-by young star again, complaining that those nasty photographers who get her in the papers ensuring she gets paid more and more for her shockingly bad acting skills are actually a bad thing.

The actress blathered: "Certain aspects obviously I understand but running down the street with ten men chasing you isn't very fun. I don't find it easy. I mean I'm a girl on my own sometimes walking my dogs and have to run home with grown men chasing me.

"If you take away the cameras then that's not legal but if they have that then suddenly that's OK, so I just think the psychology is a bit weird."

Yeah, well the psychology of parading yourself in front of the cameras when you feel like it and then suddenly thinking you can go back to being unknown again is a bit weird too.

And think of the hordes of lonely girls at their local Brannigans of a Saturday night who'd PAY to have ten guys chasing after them!