ABI TITMUSS GIVES UP 'MODELLING' TO BECOME AN ACTRESS

ABI TIT-LESS

Published on Wed 16 April 2008 by Mopsa

ABI TITMUSS GIVES UP 'MODELLING' TO BECOME AN ACTRESS

Former nurse turned amatuer porn star Abi Titmus has decided to cover up her modesty once and for all so that she can be taken seriously as an actress. Which is all very well now she's admitted she made enough from posing topless to have bought herself four homes in London...

Abi Titmus, who became known when her boyfriend John Leslie was accused of rape, (but is 100 percent not a rapist) made lots of money from appearing on page three and in various men's magazines.

But those days are behind her. And the reason?

"I got fed up with waking up with my bedsheets stained with fake tan."

Are you sure it was fake tan?

She continued:

"I've done a lot of modelling, which was very successful for me. I used my assets to the max. My brain was going numb while I was modelling. It wasn't enough for me."

Which is why people usually take their clothes off. Because it's not hard.

But now Abi is a proper actress appearing in plays and everything.

Oh and here she is, doing some serious stuff recently.

ABI TITMUSS, JOHN LESLIE, TOPLESS PHOTOS, PAGE THREE, ACTRESS, THEATRE

pass it on print article

DAY TWO IN VEGAS
LILY ALLEN LASHES OUT AGAIN
THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
NEWSMOUND

GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		sirbuckle on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Yummy yummy Abs
		thundachick on Wed 16 April 2008 said... sorry, i just had to pick myself up from rolling on the floor laughing my ass off..that fucking minging slapper a actress?? oww! my sides ache..
		dearlord on Wed 16 April 2008 said... whore and a liar
		Dames on Wed 16 April 2008 said... yes Thundachick. I too can see that this indeed a situation simply oozing with elevated wit and hysterical irony. Snot is flying out of my nose in brightly coloured streamers in fact. I take it you don't get out much?
		milkplus on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Crap blow job too if her porn role was anything to go by
		SukieBapswent on Wed 16 April 2008 said... if anyone were to do a film about Jimmy Hill (although I can't think why) she could play the part of his chin. Chinny reckon strokes non existent beard
		thundachick on Wed 16 April 2008 said... no dames, im always too strung out on kingfisher and occasionally heron to get out much..
		Bunter on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Actress? Is that a euphamism for 'Pornstar'.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 16 April 2008 said... As long as you keep off that avocet, Thundachick - it's too hardcore for the likes of Doherty...
		bowelhazard on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Ah, that heron; the stuff of dreams.
		yourmumspimp on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Nice to see you, to see you, nice. Didn't she do well
		yourmumspimp on Wed 16 April 2008 said... I think she's a ponderer, what is she pondering Vic? Is she pondering that her career was infact based on nothing other than tits, just accept it it worked for Sam Fox just take the fucking money love.
		DickyM on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Id like to bum her
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 17 April 2008 said... thundachick. You ingest part of a long legged wading bird? That's rather odd. As for scabby Abi, she should stick to being a cum depot, useless trollop.
		thundachick on Thu 17 April 2008 said... nah RRB, i smoke the heron!..takes a while to do,but is always worth it!
		CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 17 April 2008 said... The heron's bill makes a great chillum btw...