Makes your life worth living?

You know how some weeks it’s the ONLY thing you look forward to (Pot Noodle and wank aside, obviously)?

Well, despair not, because HM is here to brighten things up every day of the week because you can now get a DAILY rub-down in HM brilliance on your phone.

Five bloody days of the week. For FREE!

How good is that? Very bloody good that’s what.

Not only will you get HILARIOUS* news before everyone else, you’ll also be guaranteed to get at least one text a day for five whole days of the week, should you need to pretend you have friends.

*subject to change

Expect the latest rumblings from the gasping underbelly of celebrity, scathing wit, rules to live your life by, twats ridiculed, not to mention EXCLUSIVE competitions and HM! wallpapers for FREE! 

Getting this amazing service is easier than Jodie Marsh after half a shandy.

It’s that fucking easy!

Need it making any easier? See on the left hand side? Stick your number in there, copy the spooky code word and Bob is your uncle, unless you're me - then it is Paul.

What the hell is a mobizine?
Will it work on my phone and network?
I NEED HELP WITH IT!

*Shit that you need to know*

You won’t get unsolicited messages from ‘Suuper Caal1s’ or dodgy salesfolk.
The service is provided by a group of boffins in Fulham called Refresh Mobile.

Amazing! Now, get on with it!