JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE

Published on Fri 29 August 2008 by basko

A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

After a string of embarrassing gaffes on 'The Newlyweds' MTV Show (see below) including marrying Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson has been at it again on her latest tour. At her show in the Avalon Ballroom in Ontario critics were stunned that Jessica talked about being pregnant with an alien and having a farting problem...

LOHAN FOR GOLD

Published on Fri 29 August 2008 by basko

LINDSAY GOES FOR A DIFFERENT TYPE OF DIVING WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

It seems Lindsay Lohan has temporarily forgotten about her 'friend' Samantha Ronson as she pursues merman Michael Phelps for a date. The Olympic legend had several calls from her as he sat with friends in a hotel in London this week (still finishing his 20,000 calorie breakfast no doubt) and was seen showing pals some of her texts and saying: "It's Lindsay. It's Lindsay."

SHERLOCK BONES

Published on Fri 29 August 2008 by IanMcShane

KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

Stop whatever you're dong immediately! This isn't just important news, this is VITAL! Kate Moss has lifted the lid on one of the biggest secrets the world has ever known. She chose a seemingly-innocuous chat with 'Interview' magazine (the one where she mentioned the time she snogged Frank Sinatra) to make the revelation which now means that history books are redundant and that this planet will never be quite the same again. Are you ready? Deep breath.

SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S

Published on Fri 29 August 2008 by roryk

AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

If this is true and these two got together then just imagine how horrible their kids would be. *shudders* But apart from that, what's good about this story about Guns N' Roses singer Axl Rose fancying Kelly Osbourne is learning that despite two decades in the business of hard rock, Rose still hasn't lost his charm and sophistication...

NEWSMOUND

Published on Fri 29 August 2008 by IanMcShane

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

Serena Williams - we're gonna need a bigger taxi. TMZ

Michael Jackson manages to pull off that difficult 'tuxedo and pyjamas' look. Dlisted

Christina Ricci fears bras like Dracula fears garlic. IDLYITW

Miley Cyrus's tasty looking sweeties. Mollygood

Gerard Butler watching the girls go by, like a startled virgin. Defamer

Jennifer Lopez forgets her underarm deodorant. Laineygossip

Sophie Ellis-Bextor and her satellite dish face voice some opinions. PopsugarUK

Kate Moss nude - like you haven't seen it all before. Yeeeah

George Clooney on her left, Brad Pitt on her right. Tilda Swinton can still barely summon up a smile. Bild

OJ Simpson gets hammered by his own daughter. Celebritysmackblog

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