RICHARD AND JUDY

Where would we be without Richard and Judy? Well, obviously Judy is superflous to requirements, but Richard on the otherhand is such a brillinat dickhead we would be completely lost.

Take the latest furore surrounding Cash for Calls.
A Channel4 spokesperson said something like "We are deeply concerned and an investigation is underway".
Richard Madeley said "I'm fucking furious and so is Judy. We are livid."

Reading between the lines he probably meant to say "I'm fucking furious and Judy is absolutely shitfaced."
Probably.

Madeley we salute you - Just stop making those rubbish 'weather' programmes and concentrate on making poor people beg for money for a church toilet instead.