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Wednesday (Sheffield variety)	Allows my boyfriend to fuck off for 2 hours at a stretch without me worried that a) He's shagging another woman (unless she cooks chicken balti pies and bovril for him- he reeks of them) b) He's going to get bored and come home mid way through me rifling through his stuff for something incriminating c) He'll ever leave me unless they start winning matches on a regular basis, thus losing me my opportunity for him to think I'm the most sympathetic and caring woman in Europe by saying "never mind love- I'll get you a beer and you can watch the snooker"

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		Carvillicious on Wed 07 November 2007 said... Why don't you just leave him, you moaning bitch?
		bystander on Wed 07 November 2007 said... Are you his Mum?
		Twonk on Thu 08 November 2007 said... 2 hours!! Has the big gay never had a pre/post match beer then?
		BanjoString on Thu 08 November 2007 said... In some ways you are my ideal woman, but I suspect you are as ugly as a box of smashed crabs, and for that reason, I'm out! (Yes, I would)
		DKP4 on Thu 08 November 2007 said... You're the hero, luv.
		JohnLennon on Thu 08 November 2007 said... Do you have OCD love?
		bystander on Thu 08 November 2007 said... Do what everybody else does, put the kettle on and have a nice wank.
		kwebb on Thu 08 November 2007 said... Low expectations
		paddy on Thu 08 November 2007 said... Sounds like you have overreached your potential here.Why don't you ask your carer to fix you up with someone a bit more you.Peter Sutcliffe perhaps
		OldScrotum on Thu 08 November 2007 said... Funnily enough, my cousin runs a brothel in Sheffield that does a line in chicken balti pies and bovril.
		paddy on Thu 08 November 2007 said... That's not a brothel you illiterate cunt,it's a soup kitchen and your cousin is Mother Theresa
		charliedontsurf on Thu 08 November 2007 said... I didn't realise Sheffield had a football team.
		Mozzer on Thu 08 November 2007 said... Well done to the Wednesday for saving you all that money you would probaly spend on hidden mics, key loggers, tracking devices and private dics that you would certainly use to otherwise keep tabs on this poor bastard. PS have you actually seen the tickets stumps whilst rifling through his pockets?
		bystander on Thu 08 November 2007 said... Ask him to explain the offside rule.
		skinnyslutsmakemepuke on Thu 08 November 2007 said... Wednesday, fucking cunts. Must have bribed the ref on Tues night. 3 mins of extra time and the bastard played 6, just enough time for them to equalise.
		BarseMaster on Fri 09 November 2007 said... Mother Theresa is dead. So is Princess Diana. Thank fuck.
		goldensunn on Fri 09 November 2007 said... I don't know you but i'm guessing by that post theres some sexual tension between you and me.
		lou on Sun 11 November 2007 said... fook me what a sad relationship...and what a boring fookin post, just go back to your dusting love.

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