cowman on Sat 31 May 2008 said... You're a female tennis player..?
littleleopard82 on Sat 31 May 2008 said... where is the warmth coming from ????have u widdled urself or cum in ya pants hentce the sticky glue like substance
PhilAyshio on Sat 31 May 2008 said... How is that a good thing?
joylove on Sat 31 May 2008 said... @Phill: Because if you haven't had to move in two hours, you know you are in the lap of the gods.
slinkybackrinkadink on Sat 31 May 2008 said... OP is clearly either Mr. Plasticman or made out of wax.
DickyM on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Wash more often you clatty, stinky-balled tosspot
RandySpooge on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Dr. Phil says use talcum powder. Works a treat to keep those balls in full independence from neighbouring appendages.
HeroicDose on Sat 31 May 2008 said... My legs have stuck to my balls. It's not the same.
dandyboy on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Was this post really better than all the Humphrey Lyttleton nominations?!
Kitty on Sat 31 May 2008 said... I'd say absolutely not, dandyboy. I'm also wondering whether or not the OP is 52 stone and stuck indoors during this warm weather, hence the excessive genital sweatyness.
MrsMoon on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Where about's on your leg? If your balls had stuck to your knees i would of been mightily impressed.
JiggeryCock on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Have you got velcro legs?
Geushky on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Too much warmth = moist quim.
claire on Sat 31 May 2008 said... I don't think the monkey knows who Humhrey Littleton is dandyboy.
littleleopard82 on Sat 31 May 2008 said... i like a moist quim
MrBeefy on Sat 31 May 2008 said... If the OP is that big, Kitty, his balls sticking should be the last thing he should worry about....and the fact that he can't see them unaided.
HeroicDose on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Cheesy dung hatch
BloodyNora on Sun 01 June 2008 said... Let me just butt in to say that the posters are in great form tonight.Well done,keep it up.
Hillbilly on Sun 01 June 2008 said... I never thought that you were a carpet muncher Littleleopard. I didn't think they existed in Essex.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said... hillbilly , im not a carpet muncher , though i have drunk the white wine from the furry ( or not so furry as it were ) cup
Hillbilly on Sun 01 June 2008 said... Adventurous type eh? I'm impressed. My er, interest has been raised!
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said... oh really, well u know i'm not just a pretty face
batteredcodpiece on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Don't try to use boiling water to free them.
Barbersmith on Mon 02 June 2008 said... What is this cunt of a post doing here?
