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Tony Benn Decent.
Honest.
Principled.
Respectable.
Dignified.
Experienced.
Competent.

The greatest prime-minister we never had.

Who do we get instead...Blair and Brown. Cunts. Shame on Britain.

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COMMENTS
claire on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
Couldn't agree more.Tony Benn for No 10.
HeroicDose on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
He's pretty good at naked cage fighting too.
ahknowme on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
I hear he's got a huge penis.
ahknowme on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
But not a cunt.
Geushky on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
This man has a quim.
ahknowme on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
A quiff. When the wind's in the wrong direction.
HeroicDose on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
Quimtastic
PennyCentury on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
Tony Benn is one of the ( very few ) reasons why I'm still an unashamed lefty, pinko, hand-wringing, bleeding-heart, liberal socialist. Hero.
bystander on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
A lot of time for Tony Benn but let's not forget his efforts to give the Armed Atomic Police the powers to do anything at all. He had to be slapped down by the Neo Cons for God's sake !
ahknowme on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
I'll forgive a lot for a big penis.
HeroicDose on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
So you're going ahead with the operation, Ahknowme?
ahknowme on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
I'm having one grafted on my head. Like Tony's quim.
Geushky on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
Go'Team Quim'!
cowman on Sat 31 May 2008 said...
All of those things he probably is but I've never thought of him as prime minister material (which is maybe why he never was one)
dandyboy on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I don't think anyone ever saw Brown as PM material either (apart from himself) but he still got it. Though hopefully not for too long.
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
*waits*
VenusFlytrap on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Tony Benn definitely deserves to be in here, my mum who is a real old Labour socialist (for her sins) absolutely worships him and wrote to him after she read one of his books. He looked up her number and rang her himself to thank her for the letter and they ended up having a very long conversation, since then he's rung her every so often and they set the world to rights - it really makes her day, especially as she is virtually bedbound from multiple sclerosis and spends most of her days watching TV. So yeah, a very deserving Sacred Cow and a very nice, genuine guy too.
VenusFlytrap on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Tony Benn definitely deserves to be in here, my mum who is a real old Labour socialist (for her sins) absolutely worships him and wrote to him after she read one of his books. He looked up her number and rang her himself to thank her for the letter and they ended up having a very long conversation, since then he's rung her every so often and they set the world to rights - it really makes her day, especially as she is virtually bedbound from multiple sclerosis and spends most of her days watching TV. So yeah, a very deserving Sacred Cow and a very nice, genuine guy too.
VenusFlytrap on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Tony Benn definitely deserves to be in here, my mum who is a real old Labour socialist (for her sins) absolutely worships him and wrote to him after she read one of his books. He looked up her number and rang her himself to thank her for the letter and they ended up having a very long conversation, since then he's rung her every so often and they set the world to rights - it really makes her day, especially as she is virtually bedbound from multiple sclerosis and spends most of her days watching TV. So yeah, a very deserving Sacred Cow and a very nice, genuine guy too.
JiggeryCock on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Decent. Honest. Principled. Respectable. Dignified. ...and wrong on so many issues since he came into politics it's frightening
BettySwollocks on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Makes very nice dinner plates too.
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I like that episode where he dresses up as a red knight.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
i thought he was a boxer
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
ONLY JOKING !!!!!! HA ha haaaaaaaaa oh dear im bored
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Littleleopard, I think everyone's at church, wanking over the little baby Jesus.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
or maybe mary's quim , the little hussy
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Bollocks, now I've developed stigmata. On my bollocks.
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Doesn't bode well for the method of my crucifixion.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
whats then that heroic just ur bog standard nails through the wrist malarky ??
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Stigmata on balls, nails through balls, hang upside down.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
oooooooooooo! lovely idea can i offer to be the hammerer of the nails ??
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Go on then. But you have to sing "This is the day that the Lord hath made" as you are pounding the nails through my testes. Otherwise it just won't work.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
erm could i not use the base of my black thigh high stilletto heel , i have a good aim , and can get my leg very high ...ii also have the voice of angel
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
No underwear and you have a deal. This has very little to do with Tony Benn, but it might be something he would like too.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
can we comprise and go for crotchless then i wont get too cold a quim . check me and my quimisms !
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
im going to send in an official application for team quim .
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Should Team Quim also be known as the Quimsters?
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
, we could go on ....." a question of quim " , " university quim " , personally my faves are " beat the quim " and " blind quim ......or we could hold auditions for .....britains got quim ......quim factor ...oh i'll shut up now ....!
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
quimsters is excellent though HD
Thesniggeringcunt on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Dr Quim, Medicine Woman?
Thesniggeringcunt on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Dr Quim, Medicine Woman?
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
that is brilliant !!! ....the weakest quim ?
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Whose Quim is it Anyway?
YoungInnocent on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Ah, yes. Tony Benn. Formerly Viscount Stansgate until, to show his socialist principles, he renounced his title (to be "one of the people") but kept all his money, land, property, etc. (so he didn't have to be one of the poor people). Still, at least he's not Bliar or Broon....
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
have i got quims for you ? ...oh no this could go on all day , who will get stumped first ....." a touch of quim "
chinky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Waking The Quim
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Animals Have the Funniest Quims.
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
The Quim Whisperer.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
who wants to be a quim
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
quim addicts , noel edmunds quim party , quim or no quim
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Everybody Loves Quim, King of Quims, Two and a Half Quims (ewww).
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Through the Quimhole?
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Quim.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
last few channel 4 docs ....."worls smallest quim " and " the girl with 8 quims "
chinky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Question Quim
chinky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I don't think through the quimhole can be beaten
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
No Quim, No Fee.
chinky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Last Of The Summer Quim. Quim Swap.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
masterquim , im a quim get me out of here , big quim .........this is getting ridiculous , but really helping pass the time , *looks over a big pile of ironing still waiting to be done !
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Quimcy.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
only quims and horses
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
And since it's Sunday, you can have either Songs of Quim or Quims of Praise.
chinky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Quim Strokes
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Quimless in Seattle is on later.
chinky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Well for Sunday it should be The Antique Quims Show.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
ha ha ....some quims do 'av 'em
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Quimbusters. Quims of the Playboy Mansion. And yes, Quims in the Attic and Quims Behaving Badly.
Kitty on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I think Quimcy wins.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
oh yes quimcy is top , minimal changing of letters / words
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Loose Quimmin'
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
the morning quim , red quim , hell's quim , ramseys quim nightmares, the generation quim .....no more surely ???
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
"One Quim To Rule Them All..."
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
take your quim , wheel of quim , ross kemp on quims
HeroicDose on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Then there's the excellent band Quims of the Stone Age. But I think they were heavily influenced by Quimi Hendrix, or maybe Quim Crimson. Right, I'm going to the pub to think of more. Which I will then forget.
Kitty on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Quim'll Fix It.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
ohhhhhhhhhh kitty , that wins it for me !!! competition over , kitty is heralded as the quim queen!!!!
Kitty on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Oh my god!!!!!!
TheDuke on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Are you the quim queen, Kitty?
TheDuke on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Im duke of the clit
Kitty on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Alas no, Im not the Quim Queen, Im her lady in waiting, the Countess of Clunge.
TheDuke on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
The Baroness of Biff.
chinky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
The King of Cunt
ahknowme on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
A true knobleman.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
i will be lady labia
ahknowme on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
The Marchioness of Muff.
TheDuke on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
The viscount of Vag....to obvious
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
oh duke that was a goodun
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
i am the princess of pussy/penis
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
'Team Quim' seems to have gained a number of disciples and a new Queen - let the backlash begin... mwahahahahaha *coughs* mwahaha *coughs*
TheDuke on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Its quim-tessential to the whole thread.
MrBeefy on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Not at all surprisingly, I'm aroused.
ahknowme on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I'm no disciple of the quim, if you don't mind, Geush.
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Clunge.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
geushky am i allowed to be in team quim , if u have read through the previous posts , you will see i am a worthy member , merci beaucoup mon petit fleur
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
littleleopard82: Your position (should you wish to accept it) is as Lady in Waiting to the Quim Queen (Kitty).
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
well i heralded kitty as queen quim but alas she said she was lady in waiting , am i then lady in waiting to the lady in waiting and who is queen , mrs moon?
Kitty on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Indeed, Im the Countess of Clunge, lady in waiting to the Quim Queen. I think, Geushky, you should put yourself forward for that title. Just put a big tranny wig on and some massive feck off platforms and you're away. My lady.
MrBeefy on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
*froths*
TheDuke on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Heroics the Quim Queen.
TheDuke on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Heroics the Quim Queen.
MrBeefy on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I'm sure he'll love that. Until he realises that you're calling him a cunt.
ahknowme on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
And he wears pink shirts.
ahknowme on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Vulva pink.
MrBeefy on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Is there a vacancy for First Lord of the Flange? Thought I might apply...
ahknowme on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
You don't 'apply'. You either are or you aren't.
MrBeefy on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I'd obviously need appointment from a higher authority.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
im happy to be princess of pussy/penis
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
as a princess mr beefy , i have scheduled an appointment for the morrow at 2.32pm , if any problems please let me know
TheDuke on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
one or the other Leopard. Dont be greedy.
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Let me see if I have this right... Kitty is the Countess of Clunge, Lady in Waiting to the Quim Queen, littleleopard82 is Lady in Waiting to the Countess of Clunge or the Princess of Pussy, MrBeefy is the First Lord of the Flange and TheDuke is the Viscount of Vag. If this is indeed the case who is the Quim Queen? *consults Team Quim membership list, discovers that no one has yet paid any subscription (Cunts)*
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
no geushky im the princess of penis lady in waiting to the countess of clunge who is lady in waiting to the quim quuen ...the fellas are all right ...we need a queen !!!!!!!1 how much is subscription
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
You can pay me in kind...
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
mmm ok , let me know how what sort of "kind " u take and i'll sort something out ....*grrrrrrrowl
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Naughty, I knew you had 'skills' although I was thinking of a free dental check up; it's a nightmare trying to get a dentist on the NHS.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
geushky no problem i can perform an excellent inspection of any cavities ....and they didn't call me chief sucker for nothing ....hehe * giggles and flutters eyelashes
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I feel your use of the the words 'cavity' & 'inspection' will get you much interest on this website; I on the other hand will resist (for the time being). *resists*
TheDuke on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Im the king of clit.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
are u sure geushky if u dont like the word cavity i could always say ... * mmmm in sultry whispery tone ..."oral orifice "
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
duke u can be my king of anything with that flowery of cockery u sport
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
i meant flower ...my chateau neuf is kicking in mmmm
Stix on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I thought 'Tony Benn? The boxer? Is the UK so desperate?' Then realised that was Nigel Benn, but still, who the fuck is Tony Benn?
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
yeah i thought that earlier stix , but only or comedy value i was that bored , great mind think alike eh ?
TheDuke on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Leopard - what would you like me to do to what now? *unbuttons gimp suit*
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
*fluffs lesbian dwarf & bisexual donkey*
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
duke i would like you to lick the ....erm chateau neuf du pape i am drinking from my chin and follow the dribbles down to my ..... ahem ...." goes shy plays with hair
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
geushky ...SHHHHHHHH we wait till we have blindfolded him for that ...tsk tsk
chinky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Fucking marvellous. The hero is Tony Benn (isn't he the guy who sang "I left my heart in San Francisco"?) and there are about 5 posts relating to him, and 120 talking about quim. The submitted heros and cunts may be shit, but this site still has something to offer. Oh...leopard, duke, get a room.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
i am already in the room chinky , but am slightly unerved by the rustling coming from the wardrobe .....can u shed any light ....?
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
im bored someone wake up
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Do I detect the the beginnings of a 'Team Quim' backlash? Muwhahahahah, muwhahahaha *coughs* etc.
Kitty on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I still think you should be Queen, Geushky, backlash or not. Now - back to Tony Benn - I loved him in that lunchtime cartoon where he used to go into the little shop and change into fancy dress and have adventures.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
GEUSHKY !!!!!!!!!!!!!entertain me ............i thought this was a hip hop happening site full of insomniacs ....obv not
MrBeefy on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Go GEUSHKY!
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I DO NOT RESPOND TO DEMANDS!
MrBeefy on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Ok. *Gets back in box*
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
ok gueshky very sorry ,is there anything i can do to make it up to you ?? ( flutter , flutter )
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
This is not about me or 'Team Quim' it's about the great orator that is Tony Benn.
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Clunge.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
your right geushky ....now ....about that fight with eubank ....
Geushky on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
I abhor violence, especially against pensioners.
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
i am bore can someone post something new pleeeeese
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
i am also drink hence the lack of the leter d after ...ermmmmm
littleleopard82 on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
ahem!!! i am also drunk ....hence the lack of the letter d after bore....yayyyyyyyyyy i done it !!!! woo
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
is drunk and playful wooooooooooooooooooo
Geushky on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
...
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
what was that geushky~???
rararasputin on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
bloody hell
dandyboy on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
Looks like a quimtastic day was had by all on here...
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
i know ...that iv'e got a fucking quim of a headache
chinky on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
littleleopard - that rustling was me, but it was because I found your stack of lesbian porn. I nicked Sapphic Erotica vol 7 and 12. Hope you don't mind.
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
oh dammit , u got me i prefer internet porn now anyways , im a big lover of diablobabes ( lezzer section ...oh and sometimes amateurs)
Barbersmith on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
Sorry to interrupt, but can I point out that Tony Benn is not a hero, he is a cunt. We'd all find it easy to be Socialists if we all lived in massive houses on Holland Park Avenue.
HeroicDose on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
Fuckin' hell, I nip down the pub for a few Quim and tonics and this threads gone mental. Quim quiminee quim quim queree. If there is an opening (!) I would like to apply for the position of the superhero Captain Quim.
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
heroic i reckon u deserve it ....my quim of a headache has gone now .....it was the bottled guiness that done it , i thought it was quite nice
HeroicDose on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
Guinness gave you a headache or cleared it? It's one of the only things that doesn't give me a hangover. But being a paddy I have been drinking it since the womb.
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
well i was drinking a combination of the old vino collapso and then i had 3 guinessi ....silly girl
Thesniggeringcunt on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
156 posts of utter quimmage - this is the reason I signed up to this site - it beats guns and weapons user chatroom - The only remotely funnt thing they have there is the references to "making sure your weapon is clean and oiled regularly" - It wears off after a while...
Thesniggeringcunt on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
156 posts of utter quimmage - this is the reason I signed up to this site - it beats guns and weapons user chatroom - The only remotely funnt thing they have there is the references to "making sure your weapon is clean and oiled regularly" - It wears off after a while...
HeroicDose on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
And maybe something about "getting one jammed in your chamber" or "going off in your pocket". I use quimfire cartridges.
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
im going to hold you at quimpoint
HeroicDose on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
Put your quim on the floor and kick it over to me. Do it now.
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
anyone want play quim roulette?
plinthmoron on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
Just a toff who betrayed his own class and off loaded his birthright for political gain
Geushky on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
What does that have to do with quim?
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
mmm i think i maybe quimmed out
Thesniggeringcunt on Tue 03 June 2008 said...
Nonsense! You've only just scratched the (hairy) surface of planet Quim. There are movies dedicated to the subject (Gone with the Quim, Lord of the Quims, Goldenquim, In like Quim, Force Quim from Navarone), as well as great musical dedications (The mighty Quim, The real Quim Shady, You can Quim my bell). Recharge your Quim batteries, take a fresh look at this pulsating subject and sink your teeth deep into the world of the minge.
Thesniggeringcunt on Tue 03 June 2008 said...
Nonsense! You've only just scratched the (hairy) surface of planet Quim. There are movies dedicated to the subject (Gone with the Quim, Lord of the Quims, Goldenquim, In like Quim, Force Quim from Navarone), as well as great musical dedications (The mighty Quim, The real Quim Shady, You can Quim my bell). Recharge your Quim batteries, take a fresh look at this pulsating subject and sink your teeth deep into the world of the minge.
littleleopard82 on Tue 03 June 2008 said...
i know i momentarily lapsed off the quim radar , i didn't want to wear the quim to thin .....but .....films oh well don't get me started on the old 80's hot dance classic .....DIRTY QUIM , featuring , she's like the quim , hungry quim , and starring patrick quim
HeroicDose on Tue 03 June 2008 said...
Mission Quimpossible
Alright on Tue 03 June 2008 said...
Tony Benn would be very proud with all this quim talk. I could imagine him now thinking, 'Quim!'
HeroicDose on Tue 03 June 2008 said...
Yes, he's very quim and proper.
littleleopard82 on Tue 03 June 2008 said...
i suspect he's abit of a quimpet , am i stupid if i have no idea who tony benn is ? ahhh the youth today
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