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Tim Vine	Funniest fucker around. "I bought a boomerang off a ghost, I thought 'that'll come back to haunt me'". Fucking genius.

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		themong on Thu 15 May 2008 said... he's great
		justabigcunt on Thu 15 May 2008 said... OP- Are you five years old?
		paxtonwhitehead on Thu 15 May 2008 said... er, yes he gives a bravura performance in bbc "comedy" not going out. defo a programme that will stand the test of time. hmmm.
		50nurp on Thu 15 May 2008 said... He used to present a gameshow called 'Whittle' on Five. I won it. His stringy hair made him look like a burns victim and his ill-fitting suit hung off him, cheaply. I iddn't think he was funny at all. In fact, I thought he was a cunt.
		themong on Thu 15 May 2008 said... It's impossible to not laugh at his stand up (that show was Kak)
		onlyhereforthebooze on Thu 15 May 2008 said... He'd be a lot better if he didn't use other people's jokes i.e Tommy Cooper's 'skip outside my house' etc.
		happyaslarry on Thu 15 May 2008 said... could you please tell me the tommy cooper joke in full? I dont know that one
		poofzilla on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Was he the shit one in 'Not Going Out'? Hang on, that really doesn't narrow it down at all does it? Genius wouldn't be the first thing to spring to mind regarding that joke either.
		mrkanish on Thu 15 May 2008 said... that was about as funny as the time I caught my cock in my zip!
		FrenchDuke on Thu 15 May 2008 said... That really isnt funny in the slightest. Or am I missing something?
		SpackoMcDribble on Thu 15 May 2008 said... fuck, I remember that 'whittle' show, he really did look like some kind of aryan scarecrow when presenting that. and being lee mack's straight man in a shit-com hasn't really done him any favours.
		Token on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Time Vine is funny is you only have the attention span for a one-liner...unfunny cunt. Watch the Joe Pasquale joke by Stewart Lee on YouTube for a laugh.
		ComradeDuch on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Tim Vine is funny and daft. World record holder too. Can you lot sto-p da hatin' for one minute? "He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books."
		MrsMoon on Thu 15 May 2008 said... I bet he's disowned his brother Jeremy for the toe curling coverage on the local elections.
		dandyboy on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Was he the one with the graphics that put The Day Today to shame?
		SpackoMcDribble on Thu 15 May 2008 said... onlyhereforthebooze : that joke wasn't tommy coopers. see here for more details http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fantastic_Tim_Vine_one-liners
		UncleBullshit on Thu 15 May 2008 said... "Funniest fucker around. "I bought a boomerang off a ghost, I thought 'that'll come back to haunt me'". Fucking genius." Mr T Vine, Cuntsville
		thundachick on Thu 15 May 2008 said... meh
		Barbersmith on Thu 15 May 2008 said... The original joke doesn't work. It would only work if it was a ghost boomerang. Which, of course, would be ridiculous.
		themong on Thu 15 May 2008 said... he's the man with the goldern pun
		dandyboy on Thu 15 May 2008 said... I thought that was you Mong? I'm sure you said you were going to show it to me later.
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Funniest fucker around...except for Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Alexei Sayle, Eddie Murphy (in the 80s before you start), Chris Rock, Dennis Leary and pretty much any other stand up comedian who's ever lived. No biscuit for the OP. BAAAAD OP!
		blaxa on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Oh come on? What do you do with an Islamic dog? Muslim!
		DickyM on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Didn't Frank Carson tell that joke on the Comedians ca. 1975
		DickyM on Thu 15 May 2008 said... I meant the boomerang joke from the cunt OP, not the Muslim one.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Funny because he's so fast, but not actually funny jokes. Sadly.
		eight on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Sorry Tim, that's not 'fucking genius'.
		Fakeycakemaker on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Watch his world record video - funny as fuck, the man knows a joke or two even if some of them are shit.
		MrsMoon on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Makes me just miss Bill Hicks even more...
		HeroicDose on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Don't worry Mrs M, we'll all be surfing on the lake of fire with Bill soon enough.
		Happyfinish on Thu 15 May 2008 said... He's Jeremy Vine's brother, therefore a cunt.
		ArtimusPie on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Yeah he's a quality quality dude. Repeatedly accosted this cunt at the Edinburgh festival, he was a geniune bloke, invited us back to a beefy party in some mad man's house, he didnt hog the attention though he could have, just kept being hilarious. When he's off stage he drops the clean act too and gets fucking dirty and trippy as fuck. Flag hippo? Anyone? Drinks more than most men also. Going bald tho... cunt.
		bumspinach on Fri 16 May 2008 said... So there was this couple wrapped up in a barcode and I thought, I bet their an item....
		MrsMoon on Fri 16 May 2008 said... Heroic, why Bill...and not Roy 'Chubby' Brown??!! WHY!!!???
		HeroicDose on Fri 16 May 2008 said... Or Gary Wilmot, Mrs M. Or anyone else at all.
		dandyboy on Sat 17 May 2008 said... How the fuck did this chancer get in here but not one of our Humphrey Lyttleton posts went up?
		Barbersmith on Sat 17 May 2008 said... Extremely good point dandyboy. I'm sure the answer has something to do with the monkey and being a cunt.
		VengefulJesus on Sat 17 May 2008 said... Vine may have the quantity but he's sorely lacking in quality, I remember looking at the cover of his 'world record joke telling' DVD and thinking it sounded like as much a test of the audiences endurance as his own.
		kwebb on Mon 19 May 2008 said... Tim Vine - oh please...
		Alright on Mon 19 May 2008 said... A bit late in the day, but I thought that Stewart Lee joke about Joe Pasquale was funny, but I read an article by Stewart Lee saying how much he loved Joe Pasquale and appreciated his non-offensive humour which could be enjoyed by all. Slightly strange turn around of affairs, what did Joe do to piss Stewart Lee off?