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The laydeh HM poster	One doesn't often come across a woman with such a keen sense of humour since most of 'em are too wrapped up with the latest fashions or Sex and The City, describing themselves as 'bubbly'. I'll bet my weight in porno mags that she's a minx in the sack. Please don't turn out to be an overweight munter with eleventeen screaming urchins at your side whilst you sit entrenched upon a sofa puffing away at a fag during Corrie. That would destroy my image of you as the slinky sex kitten, dressed in black and employing the sophisticated gait of a Frenchwoman with a rabid taste for oysters. Your rich father who owns a condom factory would also think I'm fuckin' marvelous.

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		carter on Sun 25 May 2008 said... Go on then...tell us which lady poster you are on about and we'll try to answer your plaintive plea. However,I must warn you that it is very unlikely that a woman matching your own wank bank description would bother visiting this home for the needy and disillusioned.
		BWW on Sun 25 May 2008 said... It was me. And the bird at work I'm trying to get hold of.
		kimmylee on Mon 26 May 2008 said... OP - you are likely to be VERY disappointed unless you like man-tings
		hijodeputa on Mon 26 May 2008 said... OP - you are quite scary
		bystander on Mon 26 May 2008 said... Don't build your hopes up just yet.
		HeroicDose on Mon 26 May 2008 said... What the fuck is going on here?
		rararasputin on Mon 26 May 2008 said... Someone fancies Mrs M?
		hijodeputa on Mon 26 May 2008 said... Everyone fancies Mrs M, (but only I have had the courage to acid-etch her likeness into my chest)
		rararasputin on Mon 26 May 2008 said... Yeah? Well I started up a fund to cure her from jaundice. We've already raised over £10 million. Hopefully she'll agree to run away with me and we can live together on a cardigan farm in the south of france.
		mumgenes on Mon 26 May 2008 said... Mrs Ms profile picture is available for all to see and it suggests she is neither fat nor munter. I already have my suspicions as to who this is.........
		MrBeefy on Mon 26 May 2008 said... She is hot.
		Kitty on Mon 26 May 2008 said... We need the OP to own up, then do a bit of matchmaking. Who wants to wear the gingah wig and dobbin teeth and be Cilla?
		kwebb on Tue 27 May 2008 said... The white cardboard flap unfolded and torn from the lid of 20 Marlboro lights makes excellent emergency Cilla Black teeth.
		Kitty on Tue 27 May 2008 said... That's settled then. Kwebb, you're it.
		rararasputin on Tue 27 May 2008 said... I want someone to own up.
		hijodeputa on Tue 27 May 2008 said... "I bet my weight in porno mags that she´s a minx in the sack" WTF??? So, that´s 24 stone in porno mags then?
		hijodeputa on Tue 27 May 2008 said... The ´laydeh´ herself is conspicuous by her absence from this thread.
		MrsMoon on Tue 27 May 2008 said... What the bloody hell is going on?
		MrsMoon on Tue 27 May 2008 said... ...there are alot of women on this site...could be anyone that the OP is pounding the parson over...and thanks for imaginary fund rararasputin, it's the thought that counts...
		Barbersmith on Wed 28 May 2008 said... The poster's probably got confused, having failed to realise that more than one woman exists, what with living with his mother.
		GeoffreyWode on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Only a humungously fat munter would hang about all day seeking attention off a bunch of men on a message board. Eh, Mrs Moon?
		MrsMoon on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Bravo you, for learning type with your toes Geoff, is the straightjacket chafing?
		MrsMoon on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Geoff what about the fact it's a laugh going on here and writing stupid comments, is that not enough for you? As it is for me, you ignorant prick.
		dandyboy on Fri 30 May 2008 said... And of course Geoffrey's not seeking any attention at all, and never seeks the attention of a bunch of men on a message board. And Mrs M, it's obvious Geoffrey wouldn't know a funny comment if it was sucking his cock.
		merdepourdescerveaux on Sun 01 June 2008 said... Okay, it was me. I have no idea who she is, if truth be told, or if it's one person or just a whole load that happen to write in the same style!! All I can tell you is that someone of the fairer sex is coming up with some good shit and it gets me rigid. Okay, I've got a bird, me, who's also got a sense of humour but it's not the same as an on-line one-hand-on-cock-and-the-other-on-the-keyboard fantasy, is it? And no, I don't live with my mother. Two of us couldn't possible fit in one coffin. Trust me, I've tried. (merdepourdescerveaux - 20 years as a journo and still no fucking Wiser. In fact, I fucked her sister, Non-The)