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		dandyboy on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Who gave Alan Johnson a sign in?
		fluff on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Oh do fuck off you sanctimonous little shite. If people want to smoke themselves to death just let them. How much tax revenue has the Treasury lost since the fucking health nazis got their way?
		RightRoyalBastard on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Oh do fuck off you smug twat. Another example of the glorious New Labour leadership nannying the whole sodding country.
		RightRoyalBastard on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Checks to see whether fluff is in the room. Great minds and all that...Spooky...
		ComradeDuch on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Oh fuck off you willing slave. Fuck yourself, whoring yourself to rules because you don't have to think so hard. Fuck yourself with your mewling love of being controlled. Fuck yourself when you cream your gay pants over every last vice and liberty remaining is eroded by fucking unquestioning zombies like you. I bet you love 'fitting in' don't you? Your sensible haircut, your okayish credit rating, your unspectacular but tolerable job. The only reason you pretend to be so concerned about people's healths and lives is because your own is so fucking boring and regimented you want everyone else to suffer the same sterile drudgery you will face for the rest of your antiseptic life, you fuck. Fock off, dreary, limp-dicked wanker.
		ComradeDuch on Mon 30 June 2008 said... TYPO: I meant 'Fuck off' not 'Fock off' but you get the picture, you dribble of grey sludge.
		littleleopard82 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... oh god ! yes bravo dept of health , which reminds me , i forgot all about mentioning getting help to stop smoking when at the docs last week ....just this last pack .....
		easywin on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Smokes a lung bleeder whilst laughing at the OP's self righteousness.
		SpackoMcDribble on Mon 30 June 2008 said... newsflash : giving up smoking does not make you immortal, you stupid twatbadger
		nosensenofeeling on Mon 30 June 2008 said... twatbadger. Oh Spack, how I love you.
		Alright on Mon 30 June 2008 said... It works both ways, the amount of money they lost from tax on fags they are probaly making up from tax on oil...everyones a winner.
		BarryTook on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Cock. How does this shit get through?
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 30 June 2008 said... hahahahahaha, how fucking funny!
		frogman99 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Yes, just piss off and go back to wanking over your drawings of Harriet Harman gobbling Gordon
		TheGunt on Mon 30 June 2008 said... OP is a cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Think about the poor tobacco farmers for once, they'll be forced to eat their kids at this rate. Or smoke them at least
		claire on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Are you being sarcastic OP?
		Wankhand on Mon 30 June 2008 said... FUCK OFF OP. Overpopulation is the root cause of many of this planets problems. Spark up I say.
		salari on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Yes, bravo DoH, except despite the smoking ban, figures show that the amount of smokers in Britain has actually increased since July last year. That's the government at work for you. Can't wait for white label packet cigarettes...
		chinky on Mon 30 June 2008 said... 40,000 extra former smokers walking around is a good thing?
		slinkybackrinkadink on Mon 30 June 2008 said... AAARGH! You sanctomonious fucking cunt OP, what about the 33,000 deaths PER YEAR from alcohol? Or road traffic accidents? Are you going to stop us doing everything, for the sake of our health? 4,000 lives per year (estimated) is a drop in the ocean. Now go find your idyillic rock and crawl back under it whilst the rest of us smoke, drink and drive ourselves to death. Fuck off. And relaaaaaax...
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Hahahahahaha. I know that it's not the 'done thing' but I have to own up to this post...The pleasure I'm getting from seeing all of you socially inept, politically impotent retards uniting and blaming 'the man' whilst puffing out your little chests and coming over all individualistic and rock 'n' roll, is very satisfying. You wankers.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Fuck off Sale, how you make the link that we're socially inept and politically impotent is beyond me. There's no blaming 'the man' just blaming you for not realising there's always something going to kill us. Sadly it's not your humour.
		claire on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Hilarious...
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Now don't get angry just because I think that you are a bit wet. It's ok to be dull Slinky :)
		slinkybackrinkadink on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I'm only wet when smoking in the rain.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 30 June 2008 said... How droll you are Claire
		Bunglist on Mon 30 June 2008 said... i fancy a smoke
		slinkybackrinkadink on Mon 30 June 2008 said... All this talk does make me want a cigarette
		ComradeDuch on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Oh SOTC, you really are a card. An ID card probably, but one anyway.
		chinky on Mon 30 June 2008 said... If it looks like a cunt, and acts like a cunt, its probably saleofthecentury.
		120761 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Last year I spent £1400 on cigarettes and about the same on a holiday. The cigarettes were better.
		McCrack on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I like the misconception that you think smokers are puffing away to be rock'n'roll....I fucking hate smoking but I do it just to spite cunts like you
		joose on Mon 30 June 2008 said... In theory I appreciate the government trying to save my life but I really, really liked smoking pubs. I mean I REALLY used to enjoy it. so I refuse to be gratefull. and I just smoke outside so... not helping at all really. just making me cold. bastards.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 30 June 2008 said... McCrack, judging from your last post, you are either stupid or dumb....the rock 'n' roll spirit is strong in you isn't it? Jesus, you are all just, well, so dull.
		Sable on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Judge a man by the company he keeps, Sale.
		onlyhereforthebooze on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Some fat bitch at my office actually goaded me by saying: 'You'll die younger'. 'Yeah, but at least i'll still fit in the coffin' I replied. She wasn't impressed, but the blokes were stifling laughter.
		catfood on Mon 30 June 2008 said... fucking kill her. and cut out her heart and eat it - to gain her strength.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 30 June 2008 said... "lets all quit smoking, stop drinking, eat really healthily and live for hundreds and hundreds of years, putting a massive strain on national resources" Or why not just fucking die at 75 like you're supposed to, and spend up until then having a bloody good time.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Who says that you are 'supposed to', that is a comment worthy of an idiot.
		JosephDeacon on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Just passing through. SOTC reminds me of one of those womens afternoon shows on ITV; you know the ones? menopausal, harridans, fish wifey, sanctimonious, boring, shit stain kinda people? Poor wind up, 1.5 / 10.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 30 June 2008 said... thanks for the advice JD but haven't ever had the 'opportunity' to watch a "womans afternoon show" on ITV, so I will just have to take your word for it.
		Barbersmith on Mon 30 June 2008 said... SaleoftheCentury - what's your point? After I read your first response I looked at your new picture, and thought for the first time that you were quite funny. But then you own up to this...what have you proved? Apart from your enduring cuntness?
		littleleopard82 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... yeah sale ....i don't get it , you've got a fag hanging out your mouth in your pic ?
		chinky on Mon 30 June 2008 said... LL82 - i think he may just be fucking around, like the rest of us...
		Sable on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Except, unlike most of the rest of us (with one or two notable exceptions), Sale feels the need to validate his existence by proving to himself how superior to us he is. And by posting oh-so-cool photos of himself in his profile.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I am just fucking around you idiots.Its a website, where people take the piss out of people who perhaps take themselves to seriously....You really don't get the concept of irony do you Sable. I probably am superior to you though Sable, but I think you know that in any case. Off home so have a good day now :)
		bystander on Mon 30 June 2008 said... So about 60 million lost in excise duties plus 20 thousand a year each for the rest of their extended lives in benefits.
		Sable on Mon 30 June 2008 said... You're right Sale, you probably are superior to me.
		westhammer on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Fairly fucking boring post, agreed. But do fucking bore the fuck off with your 'nanny state' bollocks. Smoking hasn't been banned. Killing those who haven't carried forward the teenage notion that smoking's 'cool' has been banned, by stopping retarded cunts smoking in public. And why is it you cunts who are anti-ban are so thin on the ground in open discussions? Never met someone who disagrees with it. NOW LETS GET BACK TO CUNTING OFF COLDPLAY
		littleleopard82 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... sale is fucking funny END OF
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Hey Sable, I am so pleased that we managed to reach a concensus. That makes my evening I can tell you.
		Chelloveck on Mon 30 June 2008 said... what are saving your life for exactly?
		Chelloveck on Mon 30 June 2008 said... What are YOU saving your life for exactly?
		Posage on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Angrily defending your right to smoke by bitching about the nanny state is about as original as insulting the Daily Mail.
		VengefulJesus on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I once had a biology teacher who said rather smugly (and macabrely) that he was all for people smoking as not only did the taxes for tobacco outweigh the cost to the NHS but as alot people who smoke are going to die young, they'll never get around to claiming their pensions. Fair point I suppose.
		MrPickles on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Sale are you a man or a woman?, because you look like a really ugly woman with thinning hair and an arnie jawline...but you dont look like a man either, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!
		TheDuke on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Smoke all you want. The russians (or yanks) are gonna invade soon anyway. Only a few of us will survive. Living in the hills off crab apples and badger meat.
		Dollydagger on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Anyone got a light?
		Sable on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Just had to come back this evening - on the drive home I figured who it was Sale reminds me of: "It was a joke! I was playing a joke on you! And ha ha ha, because you fell for it, like the fascists you are..."
		shiggybiggs on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Why cant us smokers smoke inside? The rest of you stinky sweaty cunts can sweat inside and it smells twice as bad.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 30 June 2008 said... no idea what you are on about sable, sos
		TheDuke on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Save Our Smokers!
		MrBeefy on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Fucking anti-smoking Nazis. I don't smoke and am quite happy to not have it around me, but for fuck's sake. If you're an adult, you should be able to make your own decisions. Want to slowly destroy your lungs with fags? Have a good time. the day some cunt tries to stop me drinking wine is the day I go postal.
		claire on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Sable- do you mean Rick from the Young Ones?
		bystander on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Most people in the UK die from heart disease and most of that is in fact hereditary however I don't see much evidence of New Labour banning cheese or milk.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... And Claire gets the biscuits for recognising what I'm on about.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I never watched it so.....must be nice for you both to make a new friend though which has pleased me at least.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Why doesn't that surprise me?
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I have no idea sable, but i thought it was shit then and it hasn't aged too well and I'm sure you know how that feels...
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Once again, Sale, I find myself at a loss to understand what you gain from visiting this site. All you ever seem to do is start arguments with the sole purpose of giving yourself an opportunity to belittle others and aggrandise yourself. Now, bearing in mind that, in order to be upset or offended by negative comments made by another person, one has to first respect and value the opinion of that person, do you really think that any of the snide little comments you make here actually hit home? Especially bearing in mind that you know next to nothing about the people you insult? All I can assume is that you come here in order to get some kind of desperate power trip from feeling like you can take control of others and put them down; which doesn't speak well of you or your psychological makeup. If I'm wrong, please tell me. If you can do so without including an ad hominem attack on me, that'd be nice, but if you feel the need to insult me in the process, please go ahead - it has no effect on me whatsoever and presumably makes you feel better.
		claire on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Yeah pRick. Can I have shortbread biscuit please?
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Oi! Who's been giving out my biscuits? I'm the one with the biscuit barrel.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I've got some Viennese Fancies, if you want. I've also got cheesy balls, but I've got some cream from the doctor for that.
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Sale has been winning friends and influencing people as per I see...
		TheDuke on Tue 01 July 2008 said... None of the fucking biscuits ever come this way though.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 01 July 2008 said... SOTC is up to her old tricks again I see....
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Duke, to avoid you throwing your rattle out of your pram you may have ONE biscuit. And that means one young man, not trying to take two by holding them close together...
		TheDuke on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Throws biscuit in bin I don't want your poxy 'sweetners' RRB. Treating me like a mere afterthought. secretly sends off biscuit for chemical analysis
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Two biscuits then? The chemicals are untraceable, they'll never catch me...
		TheDuke on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Done! wolfs down the biscuits and then trips the light fantastic Ohhhhh, my keyboard is turning into a rainbow piano and my mouse as become a singing pixie. Come skip with me, RRB. The astro-prarie awaits our song and dance.
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Has anybody got any orange viscounts?
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Ah, now I've got some pills for that...
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I'm really sorry Sable I thought the nature of this site was to belittling of others. You all do it to whatever celebrity/politician etc, I just do it to the likes of you and other respondents. Perhaps you would be kind enough to explain the difference?
		RightRoyalBastard on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Double drops and joins Duke on purple flavoured wander through time and space Look at the pretty colours, tehy sound super...
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... The key to the difference, sale, lies in the fact that the rest of us are emotionally secure enough to be self-deprecating occasionally, or indeed quite regularly. If you can puzzle that one out you'll be able to understand. If you can't, you won't be able to understand, so there's no point in my explaining any further. Either way, enjoy yourself, but be aware that I'm probably fairly typical of those here inasmuch as I regard you as having the psychological makeup of a thirteen year-old boy, and will interact with you - or not - on that basis.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Sable, a word of warning. "Interacting" with 13 year old boys can get you into a lot of trouble.....
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... How do you think I got defrocked in the first place?
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I haven't really seen any sign of your self deprecation Sable I have to say. But I really cannot see what the difference is between you belittling others and me belittling others. Explain to me why, your supposed self deprecation gives you the right to belittle someone you have never met and then allows you to sound like a pompous self justifying prick.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Like I said, sale, if you can't work it out by yourself I can't help you. Now go and play with Big Vern, he's waiting for you.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I can work most things out thanks but there is no correlation, or logic, in you being able to take the piss out of other people, because you reckon you do it to yourself. So Sable, and you do write like a pompous prick, off yout trot and maybe suck Stuns cock (metaphorically of course) or rejoin your cosy little, almost safe club/clique
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Careful, sale; your cherished sang-froid is in danger of slipping. Pompous? Or just a bit too close to home? I'm part of no club, no clique and I have no concern for safety, so please don't feel you have to spare me. It's been many a long month since I had a really good flamewar, so please step into the ring if you really want me to dismantle your fragile little ego.
		BarryTook on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Can we put SOTC in the corner? I think it's about time he went in.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Don't worry Sable, nothing is in danger of slipping and darling my reference to your clique was merely a response to the following little nugget "rest of us are emotionally secure enough". The rest of us....What are you? A spokesperson? Have you been elected? A non elected spokesperson, of a virtual clique or a self aggrandising pompous prick? Heres a deal for you, you explain to me what the difference is between you belittling others and me belittling others, and I will consider fucking off for good
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... oh and that's going to really upset me is it Took? Is that your older equivalent of your mothers 'naughty step'
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I wasn't speaking on behalf of anyone when I said that, sale, merely from observation of the overall group. It's generally referred to as objectivity; a quality with which you seem not to be familiar. But thank you for adding the word 'darling' - confirms much of what I thought inre your mental state. And fucking off for good? Oh no, please don't do that - you'll spoil all the fun I'm planning to have in taking the piss out of you.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Oh, and pompous? Or just able to use four-syllable words correctly? Or just a bit more literate than you, doubtless much to your irritation...?
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I real could not give a fuck about respective literacy levels Sable so explain something to me as you speak on behalf of this rest of us group, why is it ok for you to slag off people that you have never met and it's not for me to do so. Now if you can't answer I don't mind if perhaps you can go and ask your chums, as you seem to be struggling. And as I said earlier, you don't 'do' irony do you?
		BarryTook on Tue 01 July 2008 said... No i didn't think it would upset you. I thought you might fit right in though as you seem to enjoy being called a cunt. You cunt.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... It's clear that you don't 'give a fuck about respective literacy levels', sale, and not least from the hurriedly-typed dyspesia of your post; calm down and do some deep breathing. If you did 'give a fuck about respective literacy levels' you might have actually read my comment in which I stated (quite clearly, I thought, but apparently not clearly enough) that I make no pretence of speaking on behalf of any group other than the collection of voices in my head. That was self-deprecation, by the way - I'm being careful to point it out to you as you've not noticed any of the other times I've done it. Anyway, in as simple terms as I'm able to muster for your benefit, there now follows an explanation of why what you do around here is different to what most others do around here. The collective group dynamic is to mock and belittle the pretentions of the overinflated celebrities who people our media, and bring to others' attention the good, the bad and the ugly, as it were, of modern life, whilst hopefully (for me at least) making others laugh a bit whilst that happens. What you do is to belittle and mock the users of the board, usually on no evidence whatsoever, and usually in such a way that - in your mind at least - serves to illustrate how much better than everyone else here you are. I believe you've actually said exactly that, at one point fairly recently, but I honestly can't be bothered to go back and cite the exact occurrence. It's a question of giving and taking, sale. Most people here give; you just take, and then crow about how clever you are to do so. It's a parasitic psychological approach which has to be reinforced in a circular way - "I'm better than them - that's why they all hate me - if they all hate me I have to be better than them, because if I'm not better than them they might have a good reason for hating me, and I don't want that to be true, so I'm going to carry on believing I'm better than them, and they can prove it by hating me". Look at some of your comments of this thread, sale. Look at your supposed reason for posting it in the first place: quote "The pleasure I'm getting from seeing all of you socially inept, politically impotent retards uniting and blaming 'the man' whilst puffing out your little chests and coming over all individualistic and rock 'n' roll, is very satisfying. You wankers." If you genuinely think that, then why do you come here, other than to indulge in the kind of self-delusion I've described above? A person who really had that low an opinion of a group like this wouldn't stay, would he? Put it this way, I think the BNP are a bunch of tossers, so I don't visit their websites and put up posts to irritate them, I just stay away. Now, does that help? Have I done enough for you to do us all a favour and make good on your promise to 'consider fucking off for good'? I doubt it very much - to do that, you'd need to find another way of shoring up your sense of self-esteem at the (apparent) cost of others. Well, your choice, sale, but if you want to stay here, be aware that your game is somewhat up, old man.
		hijodeputa on Tue 01 July 2008 said... *For Newbies* SOTC aka Sale aka button-mushroom-cock is a cunt of the highest order, and capable of starting an argument in an empty room. An irritating little pratt, he is the epitome of the cyber warrior, flailing away at his keyboard in an attempt to sooth his fears regarding his lack of self-worth. A psychologist would have a field day discussing why SOTC chooses to put a photo of himself on his profile, but one in which he is wearing mirrored sunglasses. Most of the rest of us however, would prefer to snap his scrawny neck (see photo)
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... *now, read on....*
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I haven't read all of that so do yourself a favour and don't bother writing so much in future. You are doing it again, you are telling me what the collective group dynamic is without actually knowing the group personally. And I really cannot see what the difference is between "mock and belittle the pretentions of the overinflated celebrities" and mocking and belittling people such as you. What's the matter Sable, don't you like people who don't 'fit' into your precious "collective group dynamic"? Why the should I do as I am told by someone I don't know? What right do you have to tell me what the purpose of the site is? Who are you to tell me what I can and can't do? You write rather nicely, but I suspect that free and individualistic thinking isn't perhaps your forte.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Oh well Hijdeputa, I struggle to take you seriously at the best of times but when you start with an insult such as that, deems you particularly irrelevant. A phsycologist would also have rather a lot more to say, why people call themselves silly names and post presumably ironic or whatever pictures. So do fuck off. Please.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... My comprehension of the group dynamic is based on observation and a modicum of basic social skills. If you want to know what the difference is, you'll have to lower yourself far enough to read what I've written. You might not like it of course; it might be a little bit uncomfortable, but give it a go. And I'm not actually aware of having told you to "do" anything, or made any judgements on what you "can and can't do". I'm just making observations. If you feel pressurised by them to act in a certain way, that's not my doing. Oh, and I have no problem with people who don't fit in - on the contrary, I rather like them. In general, at least. In your case I'm forced to make an exception.
		hijodeputa on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Jeez, Saley, I hope your cock is thicker than your neck!
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... not assording to his dad it isn't hijodeputa
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... bolocks ..... according to his dad.......I feel under presure coz my mums are in here today
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Oh right.....so you are sitting behind a computer making observations on a virtual groups dynamic and explaining to me that the purpose of this group is to "belittle the pretentions of the overinflated celebrities who people our media, and bring to others' attention the good, the bad and the ugly, as it were, of modern life".......and you think that you deserve to be taken seriously do you? Seems about as futile as me sitting behind a computer, making observations etc. etc......Do you really believe in the purpose of the group? Please say it's not so sable....
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I don't for a moment think I deserve to be taken seriously, by you, myself, or anyone. God forbid. Like I said, I'm just making my own observations here, lad. React to them as you will or must. You asked me what the difference is between people taking the piss out of celebrities etc and taking the piss out of other posters - that long post above contains my answer. I don't think that Holy Moly is going to change the world, or even make it a slightly better place, except for providing one or two laughs now and then, and I'm not sure it actually has a 'purpose' of any kind other than that. Do I beleive in having a laugh? Yes.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... To clarify (note that I'm breaking this up into nice short posts for your benefit, sale), when I said "belittle the pretentions of the overinflated celebrities who people our media, and bring to others' attention the good, the bad and the ugly, as it were, of modern life", I was saying that that was what people here do, not that that was the purpose of the site. To suggest that that was the "purpose", as if taking the piss out of people was some sort of higher calling, would be brain-destroyingly pretentious.
		hijodeputa on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Q. Why is Saley´s cockshaft like his email address? A. They both lead to a knobhead. Q. What´s the difference between Saley´s cockshaft and his email address? A. His cockshaft leads to a knobhead in both directions
		Frowsy on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Badgers? Badgers? .... We don't neeed no stinking badgers!
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I'm sorry, but the long post to which you refer made explicit refernce to the purpose of HM, as defined by you I guess. Now a couple of posts later you are not sure of its purpose....Now here's something for you, and you may want to sit down because I also believe in having a laugh and I will go about it as I sit fit and no amount of phsycho analysing by portentious pricks like you is likely to stop me. The only real difference, if you want to know, between me taking the piss out of never met people like you and you taking the piss out never met celebrities is that they do not answer back. It would be interesting to see just how funny you would be then.
		Frowsy on Tue 01 July 2008 said... SOTC - Are you Kerry Katona?
		hijodeputa on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I don't think so Frowsy and to be honest if it hadn't been for this site I don't think i would ever have heard of her. Sos
		Frowsy on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Ooo - Flashy
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Pass me the sellotape, my sides are splitting...
		Frowsy on Tue 01 July 2008 said... you're not sure?
		hijodeputa on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I will go about it as I sit fit and no amount of phsycho analysing by portentious pricks like you is likely to stop me tools>Have a quick glance in the mirror Saley - Is there any foam around your mouth? PS www.spellcheck.com
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I'M sorry, sale, but if you actually read that post I guarantee you will find no 'refernce' (sic) to the 'purpose' of Holy Moly at all. I was talking about what happens here with no reference to any purpose.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Oh, and 'portentious'(?) - I'm not forecasting your future, sale. I can, if you'd like me to.
		Frowsy on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Lonely
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Of course you aren't going to stop, sale. Like I said, you're stuck. You have to stay here, even if you want to go, because to leave would be to admit I'm right and you'd have to take your personal problems somewhere else; whilst by staying, even amongst a crowd who hate you (again, that's just observation, not me acting as a spokesman), you can continue to pretend that you're better than other people.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Well of course I'm not going to take the piss out of celebrities if they answer back - where's the fun in that? You have me wrong sale- I'm not some great crusader for equal-rights pisstaking and fairness in the great taking-the-rip-of-life stakes. I'm just another bored human getting through my day the best I can. Although, I have to say, I'm having great fun with you, so maybe I should try to engage some celebrities this way.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Then again, it all got a bit out of hand when I did that with Jill Dando, so maybe not...
		claire on Tue 01 July 2008 said... This beats the usual " You're gayer than me " daily discussion.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Thank you for reminding me. Sale - I'm gayer than you.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I do have to say Sable the fun is totally mutual by the way but something is troubling me somewhat....Is it quite hard for you to make a personal observation, without somehow backing it up with how your observation agrees with that of a percieved majority? Why is that Sable, are you a little bit frightened of being on your own? Did you always want to be the leader and weren't good enough? Were you the last to be picked out for team sports? Oh and by the way, you might want to give up on the cod physcological analysis of my perceived weaknesses by the way although if it makes you feel better about yourself, be my guest, you are rather wide of the mark but please carry on...
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Incidentally, is "The pleasure I'm getting from seeing all of you socially inept, politically impotent retards uniting and blaming 'the man' whilst puffing out your little chests and coming over all individualistic and rock 'n' roll," still "very satisfying. You wankers" , or has the enjoyment palled a little?
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... my cock is much bigger than yours!!
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Hi Claire xx
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Not palled at all Sable, I tend to be forward looking and had sort of forgot about that little nugget. Thanks for reminding me though, I do think it was a little gem :)
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Aiee! Reverse psychology! Oh, the pain of your incisive critique! Yes, yes, it's true - I was always last to be picked at football and regularly buggered by the local vicar (sob, sob). Oh hang on - then I grew up. Okay, well, if I'm wrong, tell me why you are here, then. Tell me what it is you get from spending your time with "socially inept, politically impotent retards". Tell me why you feel the need to hang around with those you feel so inferior to you, other than for the reason of telling them how superior you are? Most people seek out peer groups to relate to, sale. So either a) you're a missionary trying to convince us to change our "socially inept, politically impotent" ways, in which case you're not doing much of a job; b) you're actually the same as us but you refuse to admit it because you're too insecure, or c) you're actually an emotional basket case who wants to believe he's cool and hip but knows in some tiny corner of himself that he's none of these things so he lashes out first. Which is it, sale? If I'm wrong, tell me why you're here.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... You see? You're still doing it. Not "I'd forgotten about that", but you have to balance it with "I tend to be forward looking and had sort of forgot about that" (sic). So, you can't just forget something like us lesser mortals, oh no, you forget it because you're so forward-looking, so get-up-and-go, so on-the-ball.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Sable.......
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... ...yes, sale...?
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Can I tell you something?
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Please do. I'm all ears. Plus the odd testicle here and there.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... You are boring me
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... As long as you're not playing for time...
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Ciao xx
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Only joking sable, calm down
		Geushky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... THE END. (Hopefully)
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Aha! I'm boring you? So, in other words you're looking for a get-out, because you can't answer the question, so you'll say you're bored and just wander off. Answer the question, ya four-flusher. If you're so great and we're so shit, why do you hang around with us?
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Sable, it's like this - I'm a bit bored, you are a bit bored andI work in Germany, where the people are even more boring than you. I used to work in quite a lairy office in London and I sort of miss the piss taking that goes on between friends and colleagues, because you don't get it here and this site gives me a little outlet. But I do prefer insulting and arguing with people who can give a little shit back so I want you to pat yourself on the head, pin a pretend medal onto your puffed out chest because you have provided me with a little entertainment. Now be a good fellow and fuck off, before I get started again
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Last person I did this to ended up in a mental institution, did I mention that? One of my finest hours.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... And I once convinced someone that it was possible that I was the 'son of god' and to shout it out across a huge open plan office......
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... No, no, that's fine, please feel free to start again. I'm enjoying this more than ever now. I'm not bored at all; I could do this for hours. So if I'm entertaining you (and you're certainly entertaining me), let's go for a few more rounds, shall we?
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... That explains a lot, actually.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Your key mistake was to believe them.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... What do you mean, "it explains a lot"?
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... See above.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I believed who?
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... The person who called out that you were the son of god.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Sorry guys - "the last person I did this to ended up in a mental institution" - what the fuck is that supposed to mean? You're not Yuri Geller in disguise are you Sable? If so, can you please bend some spoons for me?
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I didn't. Look now you are trying a bit hard and I have work to pretend to do so maybe another time.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Ancient history - she was already mentally divergent and started up on a website I used to play on, leading to a three-month flamewar. As it happened, I can't really claim it all myself - when the last bit came down, I was on holiday - but apparently she issued death threats on the site, which got the police involved and led to the whole site being shut down and carted off as evidence. She spent some time in a secure unit, but is apparently better now.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Whatever get-out clause suits, sale. I'll be here.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... And I can bend some spoons, KBM, but only in a way that would mean you wouldn't want to touch them afterwards. I call it ... 'The Clench' (tm).
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Sounds interesting... does the clench just work on spoons or does it stretch to all different kinds of cutlery?
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I had some trouble with a colander once, but I managed. At the other extreme I had a long relationship with a hand whisk, but she didn't want to marry across cultures. Probably wouldn't have worked.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I know - Modern, electrical kitchen appliances are much more acommodating than the old "hand held" variety...
		claire on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Does it work on toffee hammers?
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... "Fudge mallets", as I call them - ohhhh yesss... rough little boot boys that they are...
		Teethgrinder on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fucking hell, what a long read. I'm with Sable on this one, Sale comes across as very insecure, giving out the "better than you" style postings in order to feel comfortable within himself. You can see why his London office fucked him off to Germany.
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I think you made his brain hurt sable, he's a persistant cunt I'll give him that, I was calling him a puff for hours one day last week before he finally gave in. he can be funny at times though
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I never give up Vern - you know that - it was just that Sable was starting to tell me a story about how it did something, to someone, on a website....and well it didn't seem worthwhile hanging around for. With hindsight I was probably right. And teethgrinder, it's not the same company so take your inaccurate observations and jog on.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Any time Sable, any time...
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Well, I haven't gone anywhere. Where were we? Ah yes, you were misundestranding me when I suggested that your superiority complex may be linked to people calling you the son of god.
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Sable does lose points for saying "flamewar" more than once, doesn't he?
		Teethgrinder on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fair enough, I made an assumption, I was incorrect. Was still funny though.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fair point, admitted. "Big hissy fit"? "Concentrated nonce-out"? Any suggestions?
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I don't have a superiority complex, but it is possible that others have an inferiority complex...
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I didn't get the flamewar stuff to be honest
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Quote: "The pleasure I'm getting from seeing all of you socially inept, politically impotent retards uniting and blaming 'the man' whilst puffing out your little chests and coming over all individualistic and rock 'n' roll, is very satisfying. You wankers." OK, the jury's out on the whole superiority complex thing, but you don't seem to like us very much...
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fucking hell sable, you've now repeated that comment by sale about 5 times! Can't you just let it fade away?
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... You really like that quote don't you? That's the 3rd or 4th time that you have dug it out...Bet that you have saved it onto a seperate document for use in your next internet war with someone haven't you?
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Or, to use another quote, is "you socially inept, politically impotent retards" representative of "the piss taking that goes on between friends and colleagues"? Certainly isn't something that happens among my friends and colleagues. These people who used to talk to you like this - are you absolutely sure they were really your friends? Is it just possible that they really didn't like you very much and called you things like that for that reason? Did any of these 'piss taking' sessions ever end up with a) you getting the shit kicked out of you, b) you returning to your car to find dogshit smeared over the handle or c) graffiti in the company toilets which suggested that you masturbate a lot, only not in quite those terms? Or let me check another way - do you think I'm your friend?
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I find it difficult to grasp the concept of being friends with someone online Sable, just as ridiculous as having a "fire war" or whatever it is, with someone. And no, I have never had my head kicked because of it, I don't own a car, I owned my own company and no there wasn't and well, I hope that clears up a few of your queries.... :)
		BarryTook on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fucking hell this is going on a bit. Can we just vote for who we think wins and leave it at that?
		BarryTook on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I think sale loses for the "I owned my own company" comment.
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... "Owned my own company" = no fucker was prepared to work with me. So who were these colleagues, sale, that you used to josh around with in such a matey fashion?
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... he's right you know sable he never gives up
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... You've got to weigh "I owned by own company" (you can too for about £150 btw), against "The last time I did this the other person ended up in a mental hospital".
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Sorry Barry, sorry everyone... Do feel free to leave me and sale in here on our own - I'm on a mission to illuminate him as to the flaws in his persona, but nobody else needs to be here - we're quite happy playing on our own, aren't we sale?
		BarryTook on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Yeah I was thinking that Sable should lose points for that but if i had to choose I still think I'd go for Sable. He's just less irritating than Sale
		Sable on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Yeah, that was a bit wanky...
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I liked sales deliberate misquoting about flamewar though. Bit spoiled by the fact that he only had to scroll up about 5 comments, but still a good little barb.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Look lads (or lasses) - let's just shake hands and be done with it eh? I score it.... SOTC 642, Sable 647 so SOTC, today you are the cunt! - anybody else see it differently?