JiggeryCock on Sun 20 April 2008 said... It's got some cracking one liners and the lead character is a real charismatic bastard. Loads of smiting and begatting so not unlike the Ulrika Jonnson autobiography in some respects
KenBoonsmotorbike on Sun 20 April 2008 said... The most Popular & Translated book in the history of man?
U.S.A .. U.S.A!
BustySinclair on Sun 20 April 2008 said... Those statistcs would've been a bit different if the'd had Harry Potter in the 12th century
dandyboy on Sun 20 April 2008 said... They'd have had Rowling excommunicated no doubt. I mean, a tale of a guy who goes around doing tricks, the church would never... oh...
BustySinclair on Sun 20 April 2008 said... She's a witch! Burn her!
Dikkobat on Sun 20 April 2008 said... You're a witch! Bum YOU! xx
RandySpooge on Sun 20 April 2008 said... Go to zeitgeistmovie.com. Download and watch the beginning half-hour. In fact, fuck it, watch the whole thing. By the end of it, any thoughts you had that there may still be a god or jesus are completely gone. Show it to a devout catholic and laugh in their face. Then put a pic of the Pope on the wall and urinate on it. He was in the Hitler Youth when he was young you know. Nice to know history is coming full circle.
BustySinclair on Sun 20 April 2008 said... I would Randy, but I have an aversion to anything with the word 'zeitgeist' in it. Can you give me a brief synopsis?
Kitty on Sun 20 April 2008 said... JiggeryCock - class post, made me laugh out loud.
BWW on Sun 20 April 2008 said... There is a very good bit where Jeff changes Heineken into Stella or something like that.
VengefulJesus on Sun 20 April 2008 said... Well I read Dad's first draft and liked it alot, thought I came out of it pretty well and was very glad they left out all the bits about my love of opium and sodomy. Mind you the publishers were getting leaned on by the studios so they tacked on a silly Hollywood nding where I come back to life at the end, ruined the whole thing for me...just like The Shawshank Redemption.
p.s. Mel Gibson is on my shit list.
jacobsdad on Sun 20 April 2008 said... You'll regret that when the devil's roasting your testicals on a rock you unbelieving cunt.
DickyM on Mon 21 April 2008 said... *perks* at opium and sodomy...
RandySpooge on Mon 21 April 2008 said... BustySinclair - Zeitgeist is a brilliantly presented amateur documentary that's won loads of awards at recent festivals. It's impossible to explain exactly what it's about, but it's basically about how through the ages how religion, fear, propaganda are used to control people. Sounds boring, but trust me you'll be glued to the screen, contains a few Bill Hicks and George Carlin references too that make you laugh your arse off. I'm a fucking cynic, and it's got me questioning bloody everything now. Trust me, after watching this movie you'll spend the following 3 nights wide awake just thinking bout it. Download it, it's free.
And if nothing else it gives you tons of ammo to use against fruitcake religious nutters. And Bush.
Barbersmith on Mon 21 April 2008 said... I'm only half way through the Bible, so don't tell me how it finishes.
BustySinclair on Mon 21 April 2008 said... Doesn't sound boring at all Randy. I went to Catholic school, my friends and I used to research this sort of stuff so we would have ammo to discredit the religious education and make our teachers cry. Ah, good times!
CUNTFROTH on Mon 21 April 2008 said... I watched it on your previous recommendation Randy (twice) and was entertained and enthralled until it became a 911 conspiracy rant, albeit a good one. Then after researching countless forums and discussions about the legitimacy of the maker's research I'd lean towards the fact that be bases much of the religious stuff on the rantings of a few discredited historians. But then I thought, who's discrediting them and why? Who's covering what up and why? Now I'm more confused than ever, but two things came to light. A. The guy knows a lot more than I do and B. The bible is and always was a steaming pile of baboon excrement.
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 21 April 2008 said... My ex-girlfriend was a Catholic, and when she wasn't trying to convert me she was speaking in tongues and calling me a godless heathen! Lovely girl when she took her Prozac, though.
Cuntsville on Mon 21 April 2008 said... i would like to see ray mears use it as a life time supply of tinder
RandySpooge on Mon 21 April 2008 said... Yeah, I see what you mean. But I gotta admit, you can download the references the guy used for his research. I checked the big facts out and they seem all correct. 9/11 is such a big subject, and a lot of shit just doesn't add up- The wargames, the freefall destruction, all the testimonies about explosions within the tower, the molten steel in the basement and I wouldn't put it past Bush & Co, the sneaky bastard. But I prefer not to speculate at risk of being institutionalised. There's another one called Loose Change which focuses more on the whole 9/11 thing, worth a watch, just make sure you download the 2nd edition, 'cos that's the best. I love Zeitgeist just because that beginning half hour allows you to finally back yourself up when some spiritual fucker bleats on and on about the wonder of Jesus. There was no Jesus, and if there was, he probably fucked kids. There's about as much evidence of him being a paedophile as there is being a 'real' Messiah anyways. What are your thoughts bout the ending regarding the World Government? I think parts are a little far-fetched but the theory behind it is sound. It's just that Alex Jones guy who pisses me off. He subscribes to every bloody conspiracy in the world, JFK, Roswell, 9/11, so how does he expect people to take him seriously? He's an utter nob.
CUNTFROTH on Mon 21 April 2008 said... Yep, there are loads of things that don't add up - WTC7 in particular. Was it supposedly blown as it contained info on Neocons under investigation? I wouldn't put it past any of the bloodthirsty bastards in control. Loose change was good too - wasn't it dissected by a recent C4 doc on conspiracy theories? World government will most likely happen - all cultures are turning into the same greedy all-consuming mass. Shame on you Chinese - you had the RIGHT idea with the bicycles!
RandySpooge on Mon 21 April 2008 said... Yeah, at the end of the day, everything people like Alex Jones believe; the reduction of world population size to 500 million; the Orwellian nightmare etc. is a load of shit. A lot of these conspiracies are born in America, and by nature, Americans are fucking stupid. Can you imagine what would happen in France, UK, or Germany if they started taking people's rights away like they have in the US? The Reichstag and Eiffel Tower would be destroyed in the ensuing riots. It's a lot harder to fuck with Europeans than it is with Americans. We're all fucking nuts and will riot about pretty much anything. And if the freaky people like the Bilderberg Group do control the world, who the fucks gonna police it for them? police? don't think so, pretty sure the policemen would be more interested in protecting their own families and friends from being persecuted. A world government might not be too bad-a-thing, as long as it's rules by Samuel L Jackson and Joe Pesci. They'd sort international conflict out in their first afternoon in office. Then they'd beat the shit out of Bush on the WhiteHouse lawn. Just for funsies.
VengefulJesus on Mon 21 April 2008 said... For anyone daft enough to beleive that 9/11 was a sinister government conspiracy (or views that 'Loose Change' film as anything other than complete toss) I suggest you view http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons
I'll agree that Bush and his cronies are a bunch of shady fuckers that I wouldn't trust to tell me the time even if they had clocks strapped to their heads but the idea they would kill thousands of their own people is just ridiculous. They're much more interested in killing thousands of Muslims and brown people.
Hillbilly on Mon 21 April 2008 said... Conspiracy theories eh? I think i'll pass on it. Ignorance is bliss. Yeah. Anyway, my girlfriend is a Roman Catholic but generally acts more like a Roman Candle...
RandySpooge on Mon 21 April 2008 said... boom! boom!
liquoriceflyer on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
not read it, what`s it about?
