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Rose wine	For the uncanny ability of getting me, a heavy set male, totally smashed in under five glasses, something beer hasn't been able to do for ten years. Thank you

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		UncleBullshit on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Have you tried mescaline? Just a couple of pints is enough for me
		MrsMoon on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Where the fuck is my nomination for Henry Allingham? Where?
		DapperDan on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Heavy set = fat cunt
		mrkanish on Fri 06 June 2008 said... OP is a wine drinking heavy set up hill gardener
		hypnochoad on Fri 06 June 2008 said... fat tradesman.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 06 June 2008 said... rose wine is disgusting , i only drink it under duress .
		UncleBullshit on Fri 06 June 2008 said... you spelt durex wrong
		littleleopard82 on Fri 06 June 2008 said... bugger it
		fuckwit on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Rose is for poofters
		DannyDodd on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Heavy set? is that the male version of curvy?
		gargoyle on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Is this about Billie Piper?
		neverforever on Fri 06 June 2008 said... heavyset- that's a place in Norfolk, allegedly.
		SIKOSIS on Fri 06 June 2008 said... drink vodka u bellend
		littleleopard82 on Fri 06 June 2008 said... i don't get the ..uncanny ability bit , whats it uncanny to?
		DirtyBeppe on Fri 06 June 2008 said... He's saying that wine comes in bottles, not cans like the beer he's used to. Therefore it's uncanny.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 06 June 2008 said... hahaha !
		mrkanish on Fri 06 June 2008 said... mincing great puff
		BWW on Fri 06 June 2008 said... OP's shopping list. Rosé wine, man sized roll of cling film, assorted citrus fruits, gaffer tape.
		catfood on Fri 06 June 2008 said... cowboy up OP and drink a mans drink you metrosexual, flip flop wearing chump. honestly, fucking rose? why not go the whole hog and drink a bacardi breezer, i hear they're scrummy and make you properly squiffy as well!
		mayaaa on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Heavy set? Oh, swoon...
		MrBeefy on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Hope you got your missus to buy it and then consumed it in the privacy of your boudoir, you mincer.
		gak on Fri 06 June 2008 said... heavy set = fat cunt
		ahknowme on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Has the OP got a pink shirt on? Is that you, Heroic?
		washinglinethief on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Pissed on 5 glasses of wine? Are you sure you're a bloke and not in any way a girl?
		kwebb on Sat 07 June 2008 said... Extend little finger...and sip.
		BastardoIsAStupidCunt on Sat 07 June 2008 said... 5 large glasses over Rose - over a bottle and able to be drunk in 10 minutes. that's why it gets you so pissed. get back on the beer cunt. Failing that mixed some Valium with it.
		DickyM on Sat 07 June 2008 said... I drink rose by the liter you fucking lightweight
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Sat 07 June 2008 said... Poof!
		DickyM on Sat 07 June 2008 said... Only when ive run out of beer mind you
		philrange on Sat 07 June 2008 said... tastes awful and makes you look gay. bit like sucking cock really.
		EvilFecker on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Mmmm, sucking cock.