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Robin Redbreasts	These little beauties got their name from trying to pull the thorns from Christs body while he was dying on the cross. I realise that they failed miserably but thats not the point at least they did something to help! I mean what did the disciples do? Fuck all, dont get me started on that cunt Judas!

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		hightower on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Oh fuck. Now we're going to get a list of every biblical character, followed by every Sikh Guru, Hindu Deity and so on. Please don't turn it into a bible bashing site. I'm not interested. Ram it. And there are no Robin Redbreasts in Israel.
		MrBeefy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Pigment in the feathers. No blood involved.
		merdepourdescerveaux on Tue 17 June 2008 said... ..and delicious with brown sauce
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... You gullible fool... And if you swallow chewing gum it gets all wrapped round your insidey bits and kills you.
		merkinhead on Tue 17 June 2008 said... All cars with three wheels are cunts - just ask David Coulthard.
		Krooner on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Hilarious... you should be on stage OP!
		sonofadiddly on Tue 17 June 2008 said... You're a brave man OP.
		Antidepressantsdowork on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Im starting to doubt myself now, it was either the thorns or the nails they were trying to pull out,im gonna go for thorns as at least they would have had some chance of success with thorns. I mean can u imagine a Robin Redbreast trying to pull a 6 inch nail (im assuming they were at least 6 inches) from the combination of a mans body and a ruddy great plank of wood? Unlikely innit?
		spankathon on Tue 17 June 2008 said... surely they got their NAME from having red breasts. The story you told is how those red breasts came about. It's also entirely ridiculous of course, by the same logic, all council house kids would be born with yellowed fingers, and porn stars kids would pop out of the womb with cum all over their face.
		MrsMoon on Tue 17 June 2008 said... ...so where does the Robin bit come into this, then? Was he the unknown, lazy, illiterate disciple who couldn't be bothered to write a gospel? I'm confused...
		MrsMoon on Tue 17 June 2008 said... ..Christman and Robin, maybe?
		Frix133 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Of course the robin could pull nails out. It was a miracle.
		MrsMoon on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Holy cruxifiction, Christman!
		Frix133 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Maybe it was something to do with those pesky kids ...
		Bongo on Tue 17 June 2008 said... They did a lot more than his Dad. He was busy dressed as Robin on a Father's for Justice March.
		ThinLizzy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... OP, been wanking over Bill Odie this evening have we?
		littleleopard82 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... robins are shit , give me a blue tit anyday
		bystander on Tue 17 June 2008 said... They saved the Christmas Card industry and no mistake but no hope for saucy seaside postcards I'm afraid.
		merdepourdescerveaux on Tue 17 June 2008 said... tits like coconuts. This is a fact and not a description.
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... tits like spacehoppers
		fuckwit on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Sound like OP needs to remember to take his tablets
		FlangeMeister on Wed 18 June 2008 said... His dad was no fucking help,either.
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Saint Robin - the patron saint of 70's sitcoms
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Read a copy of Hello last week. I'm not proud of it but there was nothing else available. Worst celebrity grouping ever in one photo - Linda Bellingham, her husband off the Oxo Adverts and Robin Askwith.
		FlangeMeister on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Linda Bellingham got her norks out in one of the Sweeney films,and I've got to say,they were quite magnificent.
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... "That Jack Regan is a bastard"
		WideOn on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Robin Redbreasts are known to be violent little cunts of the bird world actually
		HeroicDose on Wed 18 June 2008 said... This Robin is making a model of himself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfvEgWINUFc
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... wideon, they're little bruisers, aren't they?
		fluff on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Quite right WideOn - they really are vicious little fuckers who play on their cute image and end up ruling the garden. For that they merit inclusion here, not some pseudo-religious claptrap shite.
		merkinhead on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I think Linda Bellingham also got her tits out in Confessions of a Driving Instructor with Robin Askwith, Kwebb - so she's probably trying to make herself look normal as opposed to the bitter harridan she is on Loose Women.