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Robert Mugabe	I'd just like to say congratulations in advance for winning your forthcoming election recount. A stalwart for honesty and democracy.

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		carter on Wed 23 April 2008 said... An evil tyrannical uber-cunt
		Foritishe on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Yes, thanks goodness justice will prevail in the end and there will continue to be an outpost where there is no place for democracy. Well, done Mr President - sorry, Mr CUNT.
		Foritishe on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Yes, thanks goodness justice will prevail in the end and there will continue to be an outpost where there is no place for democracy. Well, done Mr President - sorry, Mr CUNT.
		Foritishe on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Fucking hell, this double posting is infectious.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 23 April 2008 said... PS I just leurve what you do with that moustache / nose piss dribble youve got going on there. It's sooooo outre!
		DOCMARTEN on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Shoot him
		TheDuke on Wed 23 April 2008 said... I blame the parents.
		Token on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Finally, someone see's and appreciates what Mugabe has done for Zimbabwe. I hope he loses so he can come to England and take over from Gordon Brown. Go on Bobby Mug!!!
		Foritishe on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Yes indeed ... if you think GB is a cunt, give good old Bobby a go and see how that feels.
		Token on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Yep Brown is a cunt and Muggers is a living leg-end!
		Alright on Wed 23 April 2008 said... He is a mouthy cunt though. Not a really a leadership quality you see these days.
		BustySinclair on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Give it about 15 years, Forrest Whittaker will be just the right age to play him in a film
		buzzybelew on Wed 23 April 2008 said... That's cruel.
		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 23 April 2008 said... When Uncle Bob is foced from office by a western capitalist conspiracy masterminded by Prince Phillip we should give him asylum...and then a job at the EU. That would be immense.
		carter on Wed 23 April 2008 said... No ...Forrest is too chunky. He will be playing Cleveland in Family Guy...The Motion Picture.
		Alright on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Nah. Forrest for Uncle Bob. Can't see Denzil Washington doing it.
		BustySinclair on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Actually, Denzel would be perfect. Everyone knows your best chance at an oscar is if you ugly-up or fat-out. Just get him on the Renee Z Bridget Jones diet and he's a shoe-in for an Academy award.
		buzzybelew on Wed 23 April 2008 said... We could black up Charlton to play him. The corpse, not the town.
		MrsMoon on Wed 23 April 2008 said... If he was cremated, there would be no need to 'black up'.
		buzzybelew on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Quite right MrsM - and his acting would be the better for it.
		MerylHighground on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Perhaps they could exhume Charlie Williams for the role? A Yorkshire accent and a sense of humour might enhance Mad Bob's little known human side. Actually that's bollocks, he doesn't have a human side.
		buzzybelew on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Gary Wilmot
		TheDuke on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Daly Thompson
		TheDuke on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Naming black men on a wednesday afternoon. Its a new low.
		MerylHighground on Wed 23 April 2008 said... A new low. Looks like there's life in the old HM site yet!
		buzzybelew on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Naming and shaming black men, to be precise.
		MrsMoon on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Can't we send an SAS team in just to take this fucker out? He even has the regulation dictactor moutasche.
		Token on Wed 23 April 2008 said... There is a new doll on the market that comes with no clothes, no shoes, no hat, no house, no car and no farm. Its called Zim-barbie.
		BustySinclair on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Mrs M, I think Zimbabwe is being punished with a bit of the old 'you made your bed, now lie in it' from the Commonwealth.
		MrsMoon on Wed 23 April 2008 said... I'm sure the people of Zimbabwe didn't realise when voting Mugabe in, however long ago, that only death not democracy, would part him from his office, and to oppose him would result in murder, brutilisation and torture, maybe they would of thought twice putting that little cross by his name. All the neighbouring countries should hang their heads in shame too, for not standing up to this madman.
		buzzybelew on Wed 23 April 2008 said... They're afraid to go in because of how it might look: white Imperialists coming back to sort things out, because the African nations can't seem to agree on a course of action. A crack, black SAS team led by Charlie Williams could be the answer....
		MrsMoon on Wed 23 April 2008 said... "Eeee, Mugabe, it would be reeet grand if ya stood aside for t'other fella, chuck!"
		BustySinclair on Wed 23 April 2008 said... I was referring more to ther decision to drop out of the 'Commonwealth Club', membership of which would have prevented such an outcome.
		DickyM on Wed 23 April 2008 said... And Cecil Rhodes was a wonderful man wasn't he
		TheDuke on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Whether they are part of the commonwealth or not something needs to be done. They have nothing to offer the west though, so we will watch and go arhhh (as fucking always), whilst thousands die.
		buzzybelew on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Unless they find oil...
		BustySinclair on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Don't you gedit? No one gives a fuck about Africa. If they did, it wouldn't be the steaming mess it is today.
		TheDuke on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Exactly.
		buzzybelew on Wed 23 April 2008 said... They are interested - the Chinese are all over it - but just for the same old reasons: raw materials. And setting up takeaways everywhere.
		Barbersmith on Wed 23 April 2008 said... And a big shout out to all the African countries who support this fucking cunt. South Africa - I'm looking at you. Mind you, Zimbabwe = South Africa in five years.
		BustySinclair on Wed 23 April 2008 said... The dictators will sell out to China as well, because there's no strings attached to the deal, such as establishing democracy, improving human rights etc
		Ginkitty on Wed 23 April 2008 said... syphilis, just too good for this cunt
		Frix133 on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Busty, you're right, but look at where the capitalist West does give a shit. Isn't much of the Middle East a steaming mess today?
		MrBeefy on Wed 23 April 2008 said... The man is a fucking cunt. Dying penniless in a gutter full of dog shit and vomit is too good for him.
		Mohammered on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Mugabe for Iraq President '08
		NotGot on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Something that is unusual about Mad Bob, when compared to the rest of the lunatic fringe making up the leadership cabal of the black African nations... He always wears suits for his public appearances, rather than a tailored version of Army uniform, with a Salad-bar way out past his shoulder, mostly of decorations he's invented just to award to himself, and a hat of such infeasible size that a Chinook could land on it... As we all know, the larger the hat, the more unbalanced the personality beneath it (witness Pinochet, Noriega, Most Soviet presidents, and of course airline pilots...) Is Uncle Bob the world's first Stealth crazed dictator?
		NotGot on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Sorry, "unfeasible", the spell-checker thinks it's a Yank, I think...
		randomboo on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Living in a country where the life expectantcy of the average male is 44 when you are 64 just goes to show what a self awarding cunt he is. Another problem is religion, they are all predominantly Christians, what they need is a few muslims, some mad fucker would suicide bomb the cunt and we could look forward to a new dictator.
		buzzybelew on Thu 24 April 2008 said... You rang?
		jodiemarshesnose on Thu 24 April 2008 said... WHY DOESNT SOMEONE JUST KILL THIS CUNT!
		Alright on Thu 24 April 2008 said... Whats Sir Mugabes track record in the Rhodesian Civil War. I could imagine him leading the charge against the evil white oppressors. Like fuck, I bet the cunt spent most of the time underneath his bed.
		Alright on Thu 24 April 2008 said... 'Just tell me when you have ended White Minority Rule.' Double Cunt.
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 24 April 2008 said... Lets hope someone gives him the bad AIDS...
		BustySinclair on Thu 24 April 2008 said... Since most of the population of the African continent have the 'bad aids', it's only a matter of time. Why don't we just write the whole place off?
		buzzybelew on Thu 24 April 2008 said... I thought we had done.
		buzzybelew on Fri 25 April 2008 said... We sort of need cunts like him anyway. If there hadn't been a Hitler/WW2, Pol Pot, Stalin, Beria, etc we'd all be eating Soylent Green and sleeping in multi-story bunk beds.
		sirbuckle on Sat 26 April 2008 said... It appears he lost. so thats that
		NotGot on Sun 27 April 2008 said... Ah, but lost or not, he's about as ready to let go of power as a limpet is of it's rock, so watch this space... I confess I got it wrong, as I had the whole country pegged for full-scale civil war by Tuesday of last week, so it's taken longer than usual...