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Roast Potatoes	Truly there is no more beautiful sight than a great sizzling platter of golden spuds emerging from the oven. Who can resist the siren sizzle of puffed up crunch on the outside, boiling hot white fluff on the inside to burn your mouth even as you crunch in ecstasy. Pleasure and pain all in a simple tuber.

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		Bunglist on Fri 14 December 2007 said... have you ever been outside your house?
		DapperDan on Fri 14 December 2007 said... YES. Rosemary roast potatoes. Truly the food of kings.
		princessrohypnol on Fri 14 December 2007 said... Roast potatoes are overated...
		MrsMoon on Fri 14 December 2007 said... i can't believe i am entering the roast potatoe arena...as much as rosemary roasts in goose fat are divine, roast parsnips piss all over them.
		MrsMoon on Fri 14 December 2007 said... salivating over the keyboard and my fingers slipped 'potato'...
		themong on Fri 14 December 2007 said... open your curtains, it's ok out there you know.
		Dollydagger on Fri 14 December 2007 said... But it's not okay out there is it? No. Not okay at all. And the best thing about potatoes was the famine.
		BWW on Fri 14 December 2007 said... I agree with Mrs Moon even about the salivating on my keyboard.
		Razorjaw on Fri 14 December 2007 said... You cunt, I'm starving now.
		boo!khaki on Fri 14 December 2007 said... You're forgetting bread sauce. mmmmmmm
		Bunglist on Fri 14 December 2007 said... maybe we can all copy and paste from nigellas book and see what other shite we can get on here
		ronburgundyswhore on Fri 14 December 2007 said... Food porn eh? It's all down to Nigella and those damn M&S adverts. Come on guys lets all have a wank over some chocolate pud and think of the starving africans.
		MitchBuchanan on Fri 14 December 2007 said... there's this really good thing you can do with potatoes (apart from seeing how many you can fit up jodie marsh's exhaust pipe) turn the fuckers into chips and smother them in ketchup none of this woofty roasted business
		chinky on Fri 14 December 2007 said... Fucking hell is the best thing we can do is give cooking tips now
		ComradeDuch on Fri 14 December 2007 said... ron Burgandy's whore, good idea. Let's all hav a lovely big wank.
		tamago on Fri 14 December 2007 said... For.Fuck's.Sake. Mulled wine? Roast potatoes? this is how far down the scales we've come in judging our heroes? Or has the requirment to post oh here now been changed to 'you have to be Michael Winner'
		framey on Sat 15 December 2007 said... Is this a fucking M&S advert or summat?
		bystander on Sat 15 December 2007 said... Heroes get a VC not a fucking Michelin Star.
		hijodeputa on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Is that what life in Britain has come to? Two millennia of 'fighting for the right' and the best thing about life in Britain is a potato, half-baked, half-fried? Goose fat? Duck fat? Man fat? Our forefathers fought for the right for the British people to eat roast potatoes? No, I think this is just a response to the aubergine post. A feeble attempt to get on the roast vegetable bandwagon. Hero? No! A half-baked, half-fried delicacy to take the mind off the drudgery that is life in Britain......probably - but no substitute for the aubergine post, which was mine by the way.

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