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Ray Cokes	13 years on and he's still the only person to host an MTV show that was worth watching. On the other hand, he should also be in Cunts' Corner because, if he had never existed, Davina McCall would not have been able to steal all of his mannerisms and style of presenting, hence no TV work, hence she'd still be a random crack-whore to this day. Damn you, Ray!

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		fuzzylowhangers on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Fa ril ... Ray Cokes ma nigga.
		pabloq on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Very, VERY true about the copycat Davina mention.
		dandyboy on Tue 10 June 2008 said... And he had The Cure play at his wedding. Torn between making him a hero and tracking him down and stabbing him with a biro through jealousy.
		thegoonsquad on Tue 10 June 2008 said... He was great, and that 'wanted' show was entertaining too. Hard to believe Davina has come so far since c.93 MTV.
		DKP4 on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Ray Cokes is now working in France, and I can exclusively reveal that he's as much of a cunt in French as he ever was in English.
		MrsMoon on Tue 10 June 2008 said... I used to love Ray Cokes, until that twat Geldof called him a cunt live on air and Ray strangely disappeared overnight...Or maybe it was the folly of youth...And he was must wittier and a better interviewer than that screaming harridan Davina McCall...
		Barbersmith on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Ray Cocks more like.
		Lil on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Oh my god! I completely forgot about him, is he still alive then?
		SpackoMcDribble on Tue 10 June 2008 said... he is actually the third chuckle brother.
		Teethgrinder on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Used to love watching Most Wanted back in the early 90's. Spot on re. McCall an' all, remember her fucked up, wonky fringe? Silly cunt.
		teh blonde on Tue 10 June 2008 said... MTV was loads better in those days sighs
		PowderKeg on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Ray was a legend. Have seen him on French TV a couple of times presenting some froggie youth programme.
		chinky on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Bit of a blast from the past. I'd love to see the tapes from Davina's first few VJ slots. She was fucking awful as I remember.
		dandyboy on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Was that when she did that thing with her finger? ahem
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Ray is indeed a legend. Apparently his mother was in the French resistance in WW2 and was responsible for blowing up the "Gross Deutschland's" brass band's instruments by mistake. They were supposed to blow up their ammunition but got the wrong cupboard or so the story goes......
		dandyboy on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Ah... Ray Cokes in the evening, Marijne Van Der Vlugt doing the night time indie show, Kristiane Backer looking like she had something stuck up her arse... it was almost worth sitting through the endless Hadaway and Roxette videos in the old days.
		glenn on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Blimey, my first ever entrant into the Sacred Cows and almost everyone agrees with me. Do I get a prize for the 95% success rate, HM?
		chinky on Tue 10 June 2008 said... glenn - you cunt. But thanks for this one, dandy boy has reminded me of all the 'special' feelings I had for Kristiane Backer and flunder flunder fluckt or whatever her name was.
		chinky on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Can anyone remember the 3 from 1 bit they used to have though? In the intro there were loads of refined/sexy European voices saying "one two three" is whichever language, except the British where they had some common twat shouting "one two free". Fucking annoying that was.
		thegoonsquad on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Chinky, maybe, but can you remember Simone Angel, Rebecca de Ruvo and the 'Musique Non Stop' Kraftwerk sample.
		thegoonsquad on Tue 10 June 2008 said... PS Glenn, very good effort.
		MrsMoon on Wed 11 June 2008 said... ...what about Sukie Bapswent?
		chinky on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I remember music non-stop, yes. Fucking lie the title was though. Was it MTV news that had the Megadeth baseline in the intro?
		dandyboy on Wed 11 June 2008 said... There was some film programme that used the intro to Slaughterhouse from the Wild At Heart soundtrack, that fucking kicked arse.
		Teethgrinder on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Don't forget Vanessa Warwick on Headbangers' Ball.
		fuckwit on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Ray's interview with Snoop Doggy Dog was very funny. I thought that rapping criminal was going to punch him
		BlartMonster on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Good hero but now I want to throw sloppy dogshit at that cunt McCall. God she's worse than overrated...