MrBeefy on Fri 06 June 2008 said... Nobody has contemplated the fact that these fucking cunts are actually breeding. *lies down in a darkened room*
Kitty on Sat 07 June 2008 said... *creeps in* (agree re Wiley and Bowman though, I vomit at the thought of the both of them actually being penetrated).
SickRik on Sat 07 June 2008 said... these two are the fucking sphincters of daytime radio
hamstir on Sat 07 June 2008 said... can i suggest changing stationl radio 1 sucks my maws baws
RandySpooge on Sat 07 June 2008 said... I love the word sphincter.
littleleopard82 on Sat 07 June 2008 said... i would rather listen to johnny and denise than the radio 1 gaggle
HeroicDose on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Kitty, what were you wearing when you were recoiling from those penetration images? I'm hoping for a hairy satchel and a waistcoat made from blunt eggwhisks and a turtle's carapace..
Kitty on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Have you got binoculars trained on my window? *darts eyes around nervously*
MrBeefy on Sun 08 June 2008 said... *puts binoculars away and scarpers*
HeroicDose on Sun 08 June 2008 said... Beefy, you've given away our position and fucked our stakeout. Luckily I have killed Kitty's neighbours and knocked though into her attic. You drill the holes, I'll set up the recording equipment.
Kitty on Sun 08 June 2008 said... For fuck sake, you two are hopeless. I can hear you galumphing around up there, you know. *puts away blunt eggwhisk & turtle carapace outfit in wardrobe and huffs off*
HeroicDose on Mon 09 June 2008 said... I knew the chain mail and clumpy motorbike boots were a bad idea.
Barbersmith on Mon 09 June 2008 said... I keep these cunts off the airwaves by not listening to them. Sorted.
Kitty on Mon 09 June 2008 said... I just wish Chris Moyles would get pregnant.
MrBeefy on Mon 09 June 2008 said... Knew my technical background would come in handy, HD. Mind you, saying that I gave away the position when all I hear from you is rapidly clanking chain-mail is a bit rich.
BlartMonster on Thu 12 June 2008 said... Whiley must have had the splashback from someone's wank, and let the flies do the rest,...