Razorjaw on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I hope she miscarries. Shit, did I just say that?
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Yes Razor, yes you did. Have a biscuit.
DickyM on Fri 30 May 2008 said... CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Razorjaw on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Yummy, thanks RRB.
poshfloozy on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Christ on a bike, is she breeding?
UncleBullshit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... she probably sat on a bit of hippy spunk at "Glasto" while having her tiny little mind blown to pieces by the no-holds-barred, take-no-prisoners, frenzied aural assault that is Toploader
dandyboy on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Is she still with that twat from Editors? Are they going to call it Ian Curtis and be done with it?
UncleBullshit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... only if its well hung etc etc
TheDuke on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Dandyboy - was that a snake falling off a cliff?
GayBowelSyndrome on Fri 30 May 2008 said... They have checked the foetus for Down's haven't they? I mean she is a bit 'extra-chromosomey' isn't she? Fugly, thin-lipped cuntsmear that she is.
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Probably given the poor kid the badaids already the dirty sycophantic cum depot...
kimmylee on Fri 30 May 2008 said... she has a heart problem that means she might die in childbirth
good
GayBowelSyndrome on Fri 30 May 2008 said... That tallies with the Down's theory then (as well as looking fucking weird and dribbling everywhere, spazzers also have congenital heart problems)
TheDuke on Fri 30 May 2008 said... GBS - you're burning for that comment my boy. is jamie bastard Oliver a downs. The tongue and his mongoloid ways suggest hes may be undiagnosed.
Geushky on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Can we still say spazzers? Wicked.
nosensenofeeling on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Brilliant, with the added bonus of JO...pregnant pause..Whiley soon to be off as well. JOY!
Geushky on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I still can't get over the fact that someone has actually fucked Bowman - EDITH FUCKIN' BOWMAN! What were you thinking? She's so 'special' it's wrong to do that sort of thing unless you are also a 'special'.
Daddyfantastic on Fri 30 May 2008 said... This has made my fucking day. It really has. I suggest she takes the 'Newcastle diet' of 21 units of meths a day, followed by a subsciption of unfiltered Russian Marlbrough reds, topped of with some 'kick boxing' after hours just make sure the kid has developmental issues and therefore requires 24/7 attention - thus repeating her parental history. While I'm here lets go round to chris moyles house and cut him up slowly.
MrBeefy on Sat 31 May 2008 said... A few months is not enough. Watch out they don't replace her with that fucking Murray.
stu421 on Sat 31 May 2008 said... considering a lot of people on her still have a hatred for Radio1 presenters, i think youre all either (jealous as fuck paid less) capital fm jocks, stupid cunts for listening just to hate,,,or like me can't fucking stand local radio/radio2/5live,and can't get anything else where you live/work............don't like it?? DONT FOOKIN LISTEN
serge on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Fuck I can't believe i've turned up late for a bit of mong bashing