CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 02 June 2008 said... How the fuck can this be a sacred cow? This and the Mars Planets post should be in the miniature heroes section.
mrkanish on Mon 02 June 2008 said... OP is a fat cunt ha ha ha ha ha fatty
titmonkeyferrettwat on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Lush are they boyo? I suppose they still sell them in Barry then...
Kitty on Mon 02 June 2008 said... They're repulsive.
Topguntop on Mon 02 June 2008 said... agreed, they are lovely bars, plus the fruit in 'em is healthy...ish..
TheDuke on Mon 02 June 2008 said... I fucking hate picnic bears...especially Yogi. Little thieving hairy gypo.
HeroicDose on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Ribbed for pleasure. Push it into your genital tent.
TheDuke on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Genital tent Heroic?
JiggeryCock on Mon 02 June 2008 said... What the fuck is this? Salad Dodger's corner?
HeroicDose on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Gen-tent for short. It's my description of a quim with large labia.
TheDuke on Mon 02 June 2008 said... How big a labia?
HeroicDose on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Probably a 2-man
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said... i was witch hunted on the board for having my willy picture on ....i am now apparently a "cock worshipping essex slapper " and ianhuntley is going to cave my head in with a brick ....though i have to admit i do feel quite smug for causing a stir
TheDuke on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Oh you've beem on 'the board' have you. Big mistake.
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said... i know they're vultures
TheDuke on Mon 02 June 2008 said... They're just kids. Still in bullying mode from school. Best to ignore.
Nadiestar on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Picnics rule and should be eaten 2 at a time! Washed down with a glass of Chuck Berrys piss!
MrBeefy on Mon 02 June 2008 said... I don't trust anyone who describes something as 'lush'
Geushky on Mon 02 June 2008 said... The OP's quim is lush.
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said... for some reason when i first happened upon this post i thought it was a new gimmick thing , like smoothie bars , or sushi bars .......what a fool
FlangeMeister on Tue 03 June 2008 said... They look like a black mans cock infested with the pox,to me anyway.
merdepourdescerveaux on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Nah, Mars Bars are tops. They have the added benefit of acting as a cracking prop at SCi-Fi conventions 'cos if you glue one to your head, it makes you look like a Klingon. Not that I would know personally you understand as I'd be too busy shagging and drinking at the time.
I know what you mean about the black man's cock infested with pox though. Whilst I'm neither black nor have the pox, after specially purchasing said snackbar from the local shop just now, one can see the stark resemblance straight away.
Still, pretty 'lish all the same (once you spit out all the pustules). The snackbar was pretty good too.
Barbersmith on Wed 04 June 2008 said... They're OK, but hardly heroic. But then, what fucking is in this section?
