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Persepolis	Although you probably hate the fucking film just for the annoying cunting banner that's dominating HM at the moment... It's well worth seeing. In the original French if you can.

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		PrincessTiiaammii on Fri 25 April 2008 said... NEVER
		OfficerGotcha on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Is that you off for a night of debauchery monkey? see you at lunchtime tomorrow if you don't overdo it.
		nosensenofeeling on Fri 25 April 2008 said... STAB, STAB, STAB
		OhGod on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Oh, in the original French, get you, you cultured fucker. If you don't speak French you spend half the film reading the subtitles and missing the gratuitous sex scenes that seem to litter most of their films.
		Sable on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Words fail me.
		Sable on Fri 25 April 2008 said... You were doing quite well until the last sentence, OP.
		ahknowme on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Yes it's been really pissing me off. And as a direct consequence no, I'm not going to see it. You wrote this, monkey. Fuck off.
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 25 April 2008 said... A film that's "well worth seeing" in Cows? Fuck off Mr HM, someone go shoot the sodding monkey.
		RandySpooge on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Good french films - District 13, Chocolat, La Femme Nikita, Taxi, Manon De Sources. They are the only five good French films in existance.
		RandySpooge on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Almost forgot.............................Leon. Let's hear it for Leon. What a fucking awesome movie. Stansfield...this is for Mathilda. BOOM! Best movie ending ever. who's with me? (please be gentle)
		TheDuke on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Watch Baise-Moi. Its as mucky as fuck. You can crack off three or four good ones to that before half way through. Not a bad film either. The monkey is a cunt. Theres a monkey sanctuary near where I live. Im gonna do damage. You're to blame Holy Moly.
		Hashishin on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Good point Randy ,district13 and Leon are in my top 20 , and TheDuke is right too, some of the Matador films have a place in my heart ."now open your ass for me , i'll give you 10 percent'..
		ahknowme on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Is that banner opening for anyone else without you rolling over it? It's driving me mental.
		Hashishin on Fri 25 April 2008 said... the one for the film drove me nuts a few days ago , try refreshing a few times or restarting your browser if you havent too many tabs open.
		ahknowme on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Cheers Hashishin will try it - it's making me want to go on a killing spree.
		ahknowme on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Starting with a certain primate.
		TheDuke on Fri 25 April 2008 said... ahknowme - Liam Gallagher? or them Hairy Bikers duo?
		BustySinclair on Fri 25 April 2008 said... What banner? All I've got at the top is "HM TV, coming soon, promise". No matter, even if I did have the banner, I'm now definitely not going to see this film, ever. It is on my list of never seen and never to be glimpsed, along with Titanic, Moulin Rouge (actually anything by Baz Luhman) and Shine. Because of the pretentious cunt who posted this.
		ahknowme on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Don't know his real name, but I'll recognise him from the typewriter.
		BustySinclair on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Ahknowme, it's the one with banana and fecal matter peppered over the keys
		ahknowme on Fri 25 April 2008 said... You won't see that for blood splatter when I've finished with him, Busty.
		buzzybelew on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Children of Paradise, Wages of Fear, Riffifi, The 400 Blows, Ridicule, High Tension.... There's fucking loads of French films that are good.
		BustySinclair on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Butcher him clean Ahknowme, then we can feast upon his simeon carcass. I'm off to pre-heat the oven now, and find my big roasting pan.
		BustySinclair on Fri 25 April 2008 said... simian Nazis everywhere
		ahknowme on Fri 25 April 2008 said... He's good as dead. And... ARRGH! That banner's still doing it! I'm going to take refuge in the pub - bit of Dutch courage for the slaughter to come...
		ahknowme on Fri 25 April 2008 said... The chimp must die.
		Hashishin on Fri 25 April 2008 said... if i bring a spoon can i feast on chilled monkey brains?
		RandySpooge on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Hasn't the Pankot palace been deserted since the Mutiny of 1857? It is Pankot Palace that kills my village.
		Hashishin on Fri 25 April 2008 said... no its the homeless with their big issues that are killing Lancaster
		jibson on Sat 26 April 2008 said... the nest is also a pretty decent film, and 36 is fucking awesome, it's pretty much a rip off of Heat but a damn sight better.
		Walloonophobic on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Ahknowme is it true that you are off to spank the monkey?
		Barbersmith on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Reasons not to see this film - 1) The poster is a pretentious cunt. 2) That fucking advert has really pissed me off. 3) It's French. Actually, that last one is reason enough.
		ahknowme on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Sadly I overdid the Dutch courage, and currently lack the necessary coordination skills. I need paracetamol.
		ahknowme on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Friday and Saturday nights will be the death of me.
		TheDuke on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Solpadol is what you need ahknowme. Ive just triple dropped and flying now. Ready for a beer me thinks.
		ahknowme on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Good plan. I'm about to head off for a weekend gathering, and fear that several hairs of the dog will be hard to avoid. I'll stock up on the sopadol in anticipation on route.
		Walloonophobic on Sat 26 April 2008 said... High strength vitamin C tablets, Alka Seltza, and a good breakfast. Also a good steam /sauna and plenty of water. Then more beer.
		TheDuke on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Walloonphobic - what kind of hangover cure is that? Steam/sauna? Do you live on a health farm? Solapdol, Kings of Leon played loud, little bit of a sick if needed and a shot vodka gets you back on your feet. A couple of dabs of speed if knackered is optional.
		TheDuke on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Ahknowme - weekend gathering? is this devil worship stuff? Are you gonna sacrifice something? Think i sacrificed my dignity last night. I hate saturday morning flashbacks.
		Walloonophobic on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Duke, I am getting a bit old for the rock and roll lifestyle cures and need a bit of gentle handling to coax me back to life.
		RandySpooge on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Hashishin - Just to clear up, someone said chilled monkey brains, so i felt it necessary to quote Indy Jones and Temple of Doom. It was cryptic, and I feel quite smug about it. Shorty, get my hat.
		TheDuke on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Fair play wallonphobic. Hangovers can last a whole day if not properly addressed in the correct manner. Now summers coming we tend to go for an early morning dip in the local resevoir to cure hangover. Fuck its cold but it does sort you out.
		Walloonophobic on Sat 26 April 2008 said... A cold plunge would curtail your BeeGee acivities!
		TheDuke on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Yeah, end up like a couple of pork scratchings. The monkey takes saturdays off then. Lazy fucker.
		buzzybelew on Sat 26 April 2008 said... Does anyone else black out when taking a shit after a night on the pop? Then you come round and there's a viscous, brown sea cucumber sticking out your arse, it's head smeared down the side of the shitter? I feel a murder coming on...
		Hashishin on Sat 26 April 2008 said... RandySpooge, sorry ,i dropped the ball on that one . could shorty get my coat while he's at it? ..
		buzzybelew on Sun 27 April 2008 said... I think I've pulled a muscle, dumping all those binbags in the reservoir.
		BarryTook on Sun 27 April 2008 said... This film shouldn't have been in French anyway. It should have been in Farsi. Also how can Manon De sources be one of only 5 good French films when it's the inferior sequal to Jean de Florette?
		Walloonophobic on Sun 27 April 2008 said... I just watched Zulu in the original English. I feel a lot better now.
		ahknowme on Sun 27 April 2008 said... I salute you, fellow braves. Having sacrificed nothing more than a few superfluous liver cells. Oh, and a goat.
		ahknowme on Sun 27 April 2008 said... Sadly not the chimp.
		Walloonophobic on Sun 27 April 2008 said... Ahknow have you been out on the pop again?
		ahknowme on Sun 27 April 2008 said... Yes. I now have a three hour break...
		ahknowme on Sun 27 April 2008 said... Buzzy - you do of course realise that Albert too had an unnatural interest in poo?
		buzzybelew on Sun 27 April 2008 said... You say that, but it was pretty natural to him. And roasting kids bottoms. But, to be honest, he was a cunt. He just goes to show, though, that there were no 'good old days.'
		ahknowme on Sun 27 April 2008 said... Certainly not in his neck of the woods.
		teddypendennis on Mon 28 April 2008 said... Allo Allo was a good french film.
		kwebb on Mon 28 April 2008 said... i thought PersePolis was a department of the Strathclyde Constabulary dealing with 'dipping pick pockets'
		buzzybelew on Mon 28 April 2008 said... AlaBummer 3.
		fuckwit on Mon 28 April 2008 said... Blimey - a bit high-brow for HM surely
		dandyboy on Mon 28 April 2008 said... Comin in to this a bit late, but it's odd how this unfunny entry saying 'it's worth a look' was deemed postable, but my rule stating that no-one who reads the site would go to see it thanks to those fucking ads would go to see it didn't. Though the OP of this has obviously just proved that wrong.
		dandyboy on Mon 28 April 2008 said... Sorry, that doesn't really make sense. Combination of Monday afternoon and fat fingers.