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Paul Merton	For describing Amy Winehouse as looking like Jar Jar Binks after having fallen into a bucket of marker pens and badgers.

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		littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... where ....the fuck did he say that ! i must see it ...paul merton makes me die , oh i miss HIGNFY . also the remark is surprisingly accurate
		BWW on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Merton is our best comic by a street.
		hamstir on Thu 03 July 2008 said... How many post are we gonna get off people describing Amy Winehouse as .... personally i think she's the bastard child of my cats sick and the mother from the munsters dragged through a colliery backwards will pre school retards draw on her, still fuck me pumps is a great ditty
		Barbersmith on Thu 03 July 2008 said... But Merton was a lazy cunt on Room 101.
		BASIC on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Merton is fucking hilarious. Apparently there's a new series of "mock the week" on soon. I wonder if they'll get Merton it for that?
		littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... i've never seen "mock the week" is it a funny news thing ? like HIGNFY ...i love QI to but i find it hard to stomach jonny creek on that
		BASIC on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Mock the week is fantastic. Have a look here: http://tinyurl.com/49xpm6
		BigVernsMum on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Ha ha ha, what a character, mocking the walking car-crash, like no one's ever done that before. Fanny parted mong.
		echobeach on Thu 03 July 2008 said... HIGNFY and QI are the only things to watch on TV. Will try Mock the Week.
		BASIC on Thu 03 July 2008 said... There's another here for you Leopard. http://tinyurl.com/4q86xm
		BASIC on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Ha ha ha, what a character, cloaning a Big Vern account, like no one's ever done that before. Cock.
		fuckwit on Thu 03 July 2008 said... "A campaign poster for neglected horses" - Frankie Boyle. Any more clever Winehouse insults around?
		dandyboy on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I reckon Amy Winehouse probably looks like BigVern's mum. And speaking of which, how many Vern accounts are there now?!
		littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... too many dandy boy , it's getting ridiculous , though i haven't seen any of them about today ...just his mum ...which makes me wonder .....oh and thanks BASIC xx
		littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... oh and echo not even 8/10 cats ...i love sean lock and jimmy carr ..it's funny that i can be quite thick yet still watch things like HIGNFY etc etc and find them hilariously funny , while my fella waits for me to laugh and then joins in because he ain't got a clue ...bless him
		BASIC on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Hey, anytime for a beautiful Essex lady. I know you’re not all like Jodie and Katie even if some of the cunts on here would like the world to think otherwise.
		kabukisteve on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Hahahaha! Classic line!
		littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... just watched the first one , can i just say and sorry L O L that made me larrrrrrf ...oooh im gettin excited now for next one
		joose on Thu 03 July 2008 said... gee whizz, what about that amy winehouse and pete doherty ey? taking drugs and that, hilarious. two talented muscians turned into 3AM girl tabloid fodder. imagine if all our artists were as boring as Chris Martin... you'll miss em when they're gone...
		BigVernsMum on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Fucking hell basic you grooming cunt, you and LL can share the brain cell, depending on who needs to go for a dump. Dandyfag, I look exactly like your mrsmoon, ever notice why you never see us on together, spooky eh. Bored now, was a tiny tiny speck of fun, return to your dreary, clique ridden, backslapping, faux witticisms you entire bunch of ubercunts. Love and kisses as always, BVM. X X
		littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... YAWN
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Christ Verns mum has a gob on her doesn't she? It's almost as if she's saying all the things she's too gutless to say under her usual profile...
		littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... haha !!do you think it is Mrs Moon ...? no she has much mroe class
		Belms on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I reckon it's old man Jenkins, and he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids
		littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... mroe? more
		Kitty on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Lovin' the Merton comment on Winehouse.
		gargoyle on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Bit fucking harsh on Jar Jar Binks.
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... La Luna has hidden acting talents...
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... HIGNFY, QI, Mock the week and Buzzcocks are about all I watch.......apart from hotgoo, youporn, and lubetube obviously.
		Nadiestar on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Amy Winehouse is like the discharge you get from your vadge when you have a cold and it gets all gloopy. But then drawn on by markers and then back combed pubes and track marks.......
		TheDuke on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Nadiestar - to much information by far. Mimsys are where you park your cock. You make it sound like you could sneeze through your tuppence. That idea upsets me. is disillusioned by vaginas
		PennyCentury on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Paul Merton can talk. He looks like he's wearing a pantomime cow head.
		rainman on Thu 03 July 2008 said... nadiestar i may turn gay after readng your post. thanks..ive been debating it for a while.
		MrBeefy on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Room 101 is a fucking crock of shite. Merton however, is a very funny bloke.
		Jesus on Sat 05 July 2008 said... Merton has his moments, but he didn't half like to tear the arse out of a joke on HIGNFY.
		RoosterDiamond on Mon 07 July 2008 said... rainman - it is a hard call between vaginal discharge and shit. Do let me know which way you go with this..