SACRED COWS
| Orson Welles | For making strides in theatrical, cinematic and recording techniques then that influence just about everything we see or hear today, and directing "Citizen Kane" at the tender age of 25. For stealing "The Third Man" off of all those poor bastards who bothered to turn up every day, when he preferred to carouse around Vienna, getting pissed and making your stand-in do it. For justifying appearing in fish finger adverts with "I'd rather appear in an honest commercial than a dishonest movie" when everybody really knew it was to keep him stocked in sherry. For stiil being the coolest motherfucker on the planet when his most lucretive job was Unicron in "Transformers - The Movie" As those about to drink, Mr Welles, we salute you! |
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