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OK Magazine	For the cover story "Kerry Kantona: How I lost 2 stone on the Special K diet". As we knew all along

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		Kitty on Mon 05 May 2008 said... hahahahah I swear they take the piss.... Two stone on Special K my fucking arse. The baby, the placenta and the water loss alone would give her over a stones worth of weight loss. Bet she's still sticking a beef curry and a magnum into that bowl of 'Special K' winks knowingly I just hope she's taken that fucking brown cardi off, lest she traumatise the new child.
		TheDuke on Mon 05 May 2008 said... Fucking funny Kitty.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 05 May 2008 said... A couple of weeks ago she was denying she dips her chips in special K - obviously she thought she'd get more money from OK if they broke the story.
		OhGod on Mon 05 May 2008 said... I just wish she would fuck off and die, the chav fucking bitch. Along with Mr & Mrs Andre, 'Posh', Marsh, Channelle and any other perma-cover story on celeb mag cunts.
		Fecker on Mon 05 May 2008 said... A waste of space pile of shit celeb magazine as a hero? Please no, no, no. Katona is a cunt and deserves to be permanently in the corner. Celeb magazines similarly.
		thundachick on Mon 05 May 2008 said... why is'nt katona in "the corner", HM?,,what a worthless wank you sre...
		thundachick on Mon 05 May 2008 said... are
		graemeb1 on Mon 05 May 2008 said... Me and my mates watched her spewing up behind the Prince of Wales wheelie bin in Warrington a few years ago,all her mates were inside fighting,and I'm not joking.She's a classy bird alright.
		scrambuzzle on Mon 05 May 2008 said... The only Special K diet which that fat heap of slagdom catona takes is probably the Special K that spells 'ketamine'. However when someone has pressed the self destruct button as brilliantly as she has, is it any wonder that she will pretty much do anything to retain some sense of purpose, no matter how pathetic it is to the rest of humanity - except the editors of celeb mags. Next month she will be on the front cover having a cunt-lift or something.
		kwebb on Mon 05 May 2008 said... Blame Max Clifford. He keeps her in the papers and mags.
		HeroicDose on Mon 05 May 2008 said... He should keep her in paper bags
		scrambuzzle on Mon 05 May 2008 said... He should be forced to fuck her arse, harsh but fair.
		HeroicDose on Mon 05 May 2008 said... He'd better be well hung to get past those lard mounds. I suppose he could just cut her arse off and do it from the other side. That's the practical solution.
		goldentwattage on Mon 05 May 2008 said... He could probably do it via the post.
		scrambuzzle on Mon 05 May 2008 said... Golden, does he post his cock to her, or does she post her arse to him?
		HeroicDose on Mon 05 May 2008 said... I know which would be dramatically cheaper.
		MrsMoon on Mon 05 May 2008 said... ...Kerry certainly looks 'special'.
		carter on Mon 05 May 2008 said... For some reason she always reminds me of Elmer J Fudd....the nemesis of Bugs Bunny.
		Barbersmith on Tue 06 May 2008 said... I'd still do her...
		Kitty on Tue 06 May 2008 said... NOOOO, Barbersmith No, no no, that is so wrong! Please reconsider and do Pat-the-butch-cleaner instead, (Im still laughing, ten minutes on, at HeroicDose calling Katona's norks, 'lard mounds')....
		buzzybelew on Tue 06 May 2008 said... I must admit, I'd be tempted to fuck her fat blubberbags...
		buzzybelew on Tue 06 May 2008 said... ...just them though. The rest would have to go.
		Kitty on Tue 06 May 2008 said... Im writing all this down you know. You'll deny it when you're sober. Newsflash Pic of Katona in the newspaper today. She is not wearing, I repeat, NOT wearing the size 28 skanky brown cardi.
		buzzybelew on Tue 06 May 2008 said... They've airbrushed it out.
		Kitty on Tue 06 May 2008 said... The bastards.
		redpixie on Tue 06 May 2008 said... graemeb1, when i first read your post, i thought you were saying that her friends were fighting in the wheelie bin. please let this be true..............
		BWW on Wed 07 May 2008 said... 'Posh' looks like one the Banana Splits when she smiles. Bingo, I think his name was.
		thundachick on Wed 07 May 2008 said... barbersmith and buzzy: NO! for the love of all things cuntingly sane!..dont do the katona!..it can only end in tears..and a STD.