catfood on Wed 28 May 2008 said... only 'look like?' pfff
DKP4 on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Bongomag, even though FL is a bit of a cunt, your comment makes you an even bigger one.
fluff on Wed 28 May 2008 said... OP just wants to make sure he gets the best jewellery left to him in the will.
Mohammered on Wed 28 May 2008 said... OP that's what your parents are meant to do.
MrsMoon on Wed 28 May 2008 said... My mum's great, but as soon as she starts pissing and shitting herself, it's the old folks home for her without a backwards glance.
Barbersmith on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Oh dear. Poster - did you really think this was the right place for this post? Are you surprised by the number of people who claim to have done your mother (up the arse)? I'm sure your mother is great, but she obviously failed to teach you any common sense.
McCrack on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Even without the obvious myriad of 'I've shagged your mum' comments you were likely to recieve by posting that, you did just call your mum a cow. A sacred one maybe, but still bovine.
EwokNinja on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Mummy tell you to write that.
DickyM on Wed 28 May 2008 said... And washing ur sheets through ages 12 to 18 without ever letting on that they were like cardboard
DickyM on Wed 28 May 2008 said... .......why stop at 18, you probably still live at home, fingering ur arse as you toss over mums pillow
HeroicDose on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Once the senility creeps in, it's the spade to the head.
MrBeefy on Wed 28 May 2008 said... My mum was great. But my first step-mother was a psycho-fucking-nutjob.
PennyCentury on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Did she tell you to stab Janet Leigh?
hijodeputa on Thu 29 May 2008 said... catfood on Wed 28 May 2008 said...
and clearly neglecting to teach you proper diction. where you homeschooled, op?
Oh dear, oh dear. Have you shown this to Mummy? How proud of her little soldier she must be!
kwebb on Thu 29 May 2008 said... TU PAC! You're alive!
HeroicDose on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Your ma's your da.
buzzybelew on Thu 29 May 2008 said... My mother was vicious and out of control - she had to be stopped. I put a balaclava on when I did it, out of respect. But she knew it was me. She put up a good struggle - I should have checked for the scalpel under the pillow - but I choked and battered her to death in the end and was glad at taken steroids for years. I didn't have to fuck her in the ass and chop her up and leave her head in a phone box, but what the hell...it's what she would have wanted.
MrBeefy on Thu 29 May 2008 said... No, Penny. She did, however regularly beat my father. Bless him, he kept it quiet until he binned her. She remains the only person I would be happy for the world to be rid of.
