fuzzylowhangers on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Unlike your fat arse. Stop disappointing your mother, lose some weight, and you might get married before you're 40.
slinkybackrinkadink on Mon 02 June 2008 said... But where's the crunchy bit in a Mars bar, eh? And fuzzy's right. THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN CHOCOLATE! Fatty.
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said... mars planets yuk ....although i aint ever eaten a bag....mmmm and fuzzy, slinky hey lets not be so harsh *whispers "she may be thin and bulimic yeah ?
RandySpooge on Mon 02 June 2008 said... who's for Kit Kat Senses, cheese ham and pickle sandwiches and Kinder Happy Hippos?
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said... ewww not a fan of anything kinder , kinder bueno yuk ! i like caramels mmmmmm
Barbersmith on Mon 02 June 2008 said... 2007 - Mars lauch Mars Planets.
2008 - sales not going so well. Mars go to HolyMoly.
2009 - Amy Winehouse memorial concert.
HeroicDose on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Kinder Bueno appears to be filled with pus or sick, not sure which. And OP, ram your Mars Planets up your doughy fuckpipe.
Kitty on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Thank you for saving me a post HeroicDose.
kalvaza on Mon 02 June 2008 said... The caramel ones aren't bad, but the fuckers make those the smallest ones.
UncleBullshit on Mon 02 June 2008 said... OP is the same size and shape as the planet mars
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 02 June 2008 said... ....and has no friends, they're merely bystanders caught in her gravitational pull.
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 02 June 2008 said... I assumed OP was female - sorry if I've offended you Kitty :)
Kitty on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Well the OP could be Rik Waller, Eamonn Holmes, John Prescott or Big Fat Dave from the petrol station near me. Incidentally the OP has crap taste, Planets are horrible. Minstrels, on the other hand, were sent by God.
MrBeefy on Mon 02 June 2008 said... Minstrels and chocolate covered raisins are my favourite. Fussy, random chocolates can fuck right off.
littleleopard82 on Mon 02 June 2008 said... creme eggs ....mmmm , but i didn't like it when everyone started jumping on the egg bandwagon ....rolo eggs , mars eggs ....etc etc
HeroicDose on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Dog eggs. Very tasty.
washinglinethief on Wed 04 June 2008 said... A lot of this egg bandwagon jumping thing seems to happen around easter time, in memory of the miracle of Jesus's holy boiled egg which he used to break his fast.
