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Mark Ronson	He could well be eligible for the corner, but purely based on his photo in last weekend's Observer music mag I could happily slather him with warm honey and spend a contented evening licking it off

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		PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 24 April 2008 said... he is an instrument of mental torture, a complete and utter cunt, but I still so so would.
		buzzybelew on Thu 24 April 2008 said... Smother him in Agent Orange more like. Cunt.
		PossibleBoris on Thu 24 April 2008 said... The man's an arse. His success proves how stupid 'music lovers' are. Other peoples songs with the only difference being a few trumpets, someone else singing and that cunt standing there playing jingly jangly chords. I'd love to give his face a reworking with my fist
		Token on Thu 24 April 2008 said... Lick honey off him??? You fat Honeymonster look-a-like slag
		MerylHighground on Thu 24 April 2008 said... I'd love to give his face a reworking with my ladygarden
		catfood on Thu 24 April 2008 said... youd get hairs in your teeth
		SpackoMcDribble on Thu 24 April 2008 said... mark ronson, ronson lighter, my music can't get much shiter
		PennyCentury on Thu 24 April 2008 said... Didn't he nominate Hup as one of his favourite albums? I love him for that.
		kwebb on Thu 24 April 2008 said... Assume you meant to type Mick Ronson for this section?!
		MerylHighground on Thu 24 April 2008 said... catfood, how would that work exactly love? Think about it.
		ComradeDuch on Thu 24 April 2008 said... Radio Ass kiss
		BustySinclair on Thu 24 April 2008 said... Thankyou, PossibleBoris. I detest this person beyond words. THERE IS NO TALENT in reworking other people's music and making it sound worse.
		buzzybelew on Thu 24 April 2008 said... Mick Ronson was fucking great. Not this mong.
		MerylHighground on Thu 24 April 2008 said... I think the OP wasn't referring to anything shallow like his musical ability (or lack of) but the rather more cerebral issue of whether he looked shaggable or not. But at least he's in the Corner now as well, which OP endorsed too. Result all round.
		buzzybelew on Thu 24 April 2008 said... The only part of a ladygarden that should go near his face is the fucking rockery.
		MerylHighground on Thu 24 April 2008 said... buzzy, let me be the judge of that
		PennyCentury on Thu 24 April 2008 said... ComradeDuch - all that stuff is coming back into fashion, I feel it in my water. Give it a year and Primark will be hawking knockoff PWEI T-shirts to twelve year olds.
		Dollydagger on Fri 25 April 2008 said... You're right about the honey. But instead of licking it off, I would rather slowly lower him into a pit of tiger ants.
		buzzybelew on Fri 25 April 2008 said... It's your garden Meryl, I would never tell you what to do - only hope. If you could perhaps, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, see your way to killing him afterwards... it would be much appreciated.
		Barbersmith on Fri 25 April 2008 said... He's a cunt. Mind you, so's Kery Katona yet I'd still do her. Isn't life confusing?
		buzzybelew on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Would you do Jodie Marsh too? I feel dirty, and not in a good way.
		MerylHighground on Fri 25 April 2008 said... What do you take me for buzzy, a praying mantis? As Barbersmith rightly says, there doesn't have to be a viable point to somebody to make you want to shag them senseless
		buzzybelew on Fri 25 April 2008 said... If one can live with oneself afterwards, then so be it.
		claire on Fri 25 April 2008 said... Isn't he related to Gerald Ronson, Leon Brittain and Malcolm Rifkind? Very street.