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Mark Cavandish	I'm sure non of you miserable, single minded, copy the view of the majority, wankers will even know who this is but, he did this country proud yesterday and he deserves an accolade. Even if it is a post on a wanky celeb gossip site. Congratulations Cav, only 23 and you've won a stage in the hardest race on Earth.

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		PennyCentury on Thu 10 July 2008 said... I know who you mean, I'm addicted to the Tour. It was good to see him win, it was an excellent ride.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 10 July 2008 said... I take your Mark Cavendish ( and I totally agree with your post) and raise you Henry Cecil, a man who I've been trying to get into this section for over a year on account of him being a brialliant racehourse trainer, laughing in the face of sromach cancer and dicking about wearing pink socks and growing roses - what a guy!
		TheGunt on Thu 10 July 2008 said... I'd rather win cash
		TheDuke on Thu 10 July 2008 said... he was excellent.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 10 July 2008 said... sromach cancer - that's the really tough stuff, much harder than, say, stomach cancer
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Biscuit to young Cavandish for a great win. Kick in the bollocks for the OP for being a sourfaced cunt. Oddly enough you're not the only person in the world who knows who he is sunshine.
		hamstir on Thu 10 July 2008 said... It was just a stage though, i mean if he wins the whole thing then maybe he's okay
		SpackoMcDribble on Thu 10 July 2008 said... spell his name right then you sanctimonious priestfeltcher
		catfood on Thu 10 July 2008 said... does your sense of self important, sanctimonious one-upmanship make your little winky hard OP? cockfag.
		Dollydagger on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Is this something to do with riding a fucking bicycle?
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 10 July 2008 said... The boy done good, but not hardly the "hardest race on earth" is it? That said and done I was thinking about him on my cycle in this morning...
		catfood on Thu 10 July 2008 said... and it's a fucking bike race - if he'd got over the line first whilst being chased by a pack of AIDS ridden dobermans with one leg on fire and a particularly nasty case of piles then maybe we could consider him for hero duty.
		gaylord on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Man rides bike, clearly undisputably makes him a hero? CUNT.
		TheGunt on Thu 10 July 2008 said... hardest race on earth - the arabs
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Gurkhas?
		Dollydagger on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Scousers.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 10 July 2008 said... oh no! I don't know who that is, does that mean you're better than me?? FUCK OFF.
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Glaswegians?
		TheGunt on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Innuits. Especially the muslim variety
		libertyvalance2008 on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Yes, they have over 200 words for honour killing you know.....
		claire on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Hear hear OP. Good to see a Brit winning a stage for a change and beating "Speedy" Schumacher.
		ConradFeinsteigal on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Cycling = boring. That's why noone really gives a flying cunt. Zzzzz... man cycles bike faster than other cyclists. What kind of a cunt is the OP to post something like that.
		Barbersmith on Thu 10 July 2008 said... SaleoftheCentury - I bet you were thinking of him when Mummy tugged you off this morning as well. And poster - fuck off you smug cock.
		McCrack on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Hahahahha criticise us for being sad cunts when you have just watch a grown man in spandex pissing about on a pushbike. The only vaguely interesting thing about cycling is lance armstrong and thats only because he fucked shania twain and had one bollock.
		ConradFeinsteigal on Thu 10 July 2008 said... I thought it was Sheryl Crow? Or is he rooting his way through all the dodgy female warblers? Next stop, Madonna.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Fair fucks to him if it's KD Laing
		joose on Thu 10 July 2008 said... well done Cav. can I call you cav? no? okay then.
		McCrack on Thu 10 July 2008 said... It may well have been sheryl crowe....
		serge on Thu 10 July 2008 said... He's a drug cheat, along with the rest of the retards racing in that shite bike race
		Fakeycakemaker on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Tour de Cunts.
		MingeDrinker on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Top stuff, hopefully he'll make a decent road cyclist unlike the drug-addled and still shit Millar bloke. I have to say though, only the last 10 minutes or so of a stage are worth watching, if you must watch crazy people on bicycles then DH world cups and track events are much more entertaining
		washinglinethief on Thu 10 July 2008 said... Fuck off, cycling isn't a sport, its a mode of transport for cheepskates. Never heard of the cunt and can't say I feel bad about not knowing anything about the world's most boring race on earth. Op must be the sort of cunt who gets a regular beating if he doesn't fuck off when advised to for being very very boring.
		fluff on Fri 11 July 2008 said... He's a fucking cyclist. Just because he can pedal faster than a bunch of other cunts doesn't make him a hero.
		Stix on Sat 12 July 2008 said... You called him 'Cav' ergo you are a twat.
		RandySpooge on Sat 12 July 2008 said... Cycling is gay. In any form. They're just roadkill, yet to fulfil their destiny of ending up on a truck grill.
		bastardcuntflapsver2 on Mon 14 July 2008 said... you all bunch of fucking inbreds
		liquoriceflyer on Wed 23 July 2008 said... jesus, i was just feeling guilty about not knowing who he was, thinking that i`d missed some massive world-saving event- only to find out that he`s just some turd on a bike. Well i`ve got a car, so he can fuck off- i win.