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Mario Kart	Don't give a shit what console it's on, it's one of the best multiplayers of all time, along with Golden Eye and group sex.

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		120761 on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Is group sex available on the X Box?
		Razorjaw on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I have Gang Rape on the PS3
		SpackoMcDribble on Tue 03 June 2008 said... rape-rape revolution?
		Alright on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Or Battle Raper. Thats an actual game, its on the PC. It was big in japan for a while.
		skibbba on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Hmmm tekeshi's castle with rape?
		Alright on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Battle Raper is a 3D fighting game in which the objective is to strip, grope, and sometimes actively rape the female characters, including a special move by the boss character and only male fighter where the female opponent is forced to perform fellatio as the camera zooms in....not me but the words of wikipedia...dam dirty japs.
		kalvaza on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Mario Kart is a steaming pile of shit with a fucking million versions of the same game because Nintendo wouldn't know something original unless it was beating off a dead horse. Oh, but the new version is so much better because it has...wait for it...fucking motorbikes that outclass any of the karts. Anybody who pays multiple times for the same game is a grade A cunt.
		Alright on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Nintendo..wank, wank, wank!
		UncleBullshit on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Paedildo is my favourite game ever
		dandyboy on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Sounds like Puff Daddy's latest alias, Uncle.
		UncleBullshit on Tue 03 June 2008 said... All you need is some rope, a cattle prod, an orphan and a warped sense of justice
		RandySpooge on Tue 03 June 2008 said... What about bomberman?
		gaylord on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I fucking love mario kart and love the fact i've paid several times for the same game. it makes me feel very good about myself.
		Wankhand on Tue 03 June 2008 said... True true true. Say what you will about Nintendo, but Mario Kart back in the day on the SNES is the finest bit of gaming around. Seems like centuries ago. I feel old.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Best version was on the SNES, which is probably cheaper than the new game, console included.
		ComradeDuch on Tue 03 June 2008 said... I've got a Wii but my local game store never has mario kart in stock. Is it simply super? I'm excitedly fidgetting like a little girl who needs a piss
		teddypendennis on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Throw your fucking consoles in the fucking bin and read a fucking book or something. Do you have any idea how rubbish you sound?
		kwebb on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Like you have group sex. You're into games consoles.
		kalvaza on Tue 03 June 2008 said... "Throw your fucking consoles in the fucking bin and read a fucking book or something. Do you have any idea how rubbish you sound?" Oh, the irony! ;)
		chinky on Tue 03 June 2008 said... mario kart and supermarioworld on the SNES ruled. As did GoldenAxe and StreetFigher II. Micro Machines was more fun though.
		SlipperyGimp on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Mariokart 64 multiplayer was brilliant. The banter that flew round the room, and indeed street, was priceless. "IT'S LIKE RAPING THE FUCKING DEAD', I screamed once, as a three red shelled bastard just sat next to me while I lost my balloons. Aaaahh.
		joylove on Tue 03 June 2008 said... Slippey> Then try the online Worldwide play of the Wii. "Take that Klaus you Nazi scum!" "Surrender Pascal, you cheroot smoking puff" "Hi Vladimir, are you on my side yet? Oops, Friendly fire". Et Cetera.
		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Wed 04 June 2008 said... This sounds like my best friend...
		Alright on Wed 04 June 2008 said... Goldeneye, multi-player on the N64. Being that midget from Fantasy Island was fucking funny. No cunt could ever see you.
		Barbersmith on Wed 04 June 2008 said... Alright - why am I not surprised that the Japs came up with a raping videogame. I'm looking forward to Bukakke Bitch for the XBox 360.
		littleleopard82 on Wed 04 June 2008 said... i am the don at streetfighter 2 , and the snes zelda was my fave
		RandySpooge on Wed 04 June 2008 said... I'm fucking sick of the Wii. It's made gaming a little shirtlifting. Admittedly, manhunt 2 would have been good on it. Can you imagine a mum walking in on her 8 y/o son chainsawing someone in half with a Wii remote? Pure class.
		Alright on Thu 05 June 2008 said... Or stealthy sneaking up on his mum and smashing her till she unconscious with the the Wii remote.
		RandySpooge on Thu 05 June 2008 said... Nice. That idea's so sexy I'm going store it in the wank tank. Good work.