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Maggie Gyllenhaal	Infinitely more talented and sexy than Katie Holmes. Makes me wonder why the fuck she wasn't cast in the first place. I'd love to clean out her bat cave.

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		kwebb on Tue 22 July 2008 said... Katie Holmes = Girl Monkey from Planet Of The Apes who has had life sucked out of her with Dyson.
		bystander on Tue 22 July 2008 said... She was ultra sexy in Secretary no ifs or buts
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 22 July 2008 said... Is this the place where they have an opera thingy in the summer? If not, I find it very hard anything but pure hatred for anybody with the name Maggie - just a product of the 80's I guess......
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 22 July 2008 said... to have anything but ....Can't even get that right - thanks a lot THATCHER!!!!
		kwebb on Tue 22 July 2008 said... Still some tix left for Hansel und Gretel and The Magic Flute Ken! http://www.glyndebourne.com
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 22 July 2008 said... Die Zuberflude Catfooden? Das is Gut! Sorry mate but the Boonster is a total cultural heathen I'm afraid.......
		kwebb on Tue 22 July 2008 said... The average age at Glyndebourne is 117 years old. They sell discounted "junior" tickets to under 30's.
		Geushky on Tue 22 July 2008 said... Cuntfest.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 22 July 2008 said... God bless 'em - and all who sail in "HMS I love Opera". Never understood it myself - "I'm a fat cunt" "I'm a fat cunt" "I'm going to kill myself" etc in Italian.... Give me Afrika Bambataa any day....Was he a fat cunt?
		ahknowme on Tue 22 July 2008 said... Lucky cow got spanked by James Spader. No wonder she always has that half-smile thing going on.
		kwebb on Tue 22 July 2008 said... Guilfest should be renamed Cuntfest. Recruitment consultants doing E's for the very first time aged 37 dancing to Freak Power with satchel and flip flops.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 22 July 2008 said... Why isn't there a festival called Cuntfest? I'd gladly part with up to £100 to wear flip fops in the West country somewhere and listen to Peter Gabriel & a band of dustmen from Senegal as well as the "new" Damien Albarn project. Then fill myself with Falafel, whilst drinking organic cider which is filtered through a Nannny goat's cunt - which was reared
		Geushky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Cuntfest, the ironic festival for cunts that aren't really cunts.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 23 July 2008 said... which was reared by said Senegalese Dustmen
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Geushky - can you get me 4 tickets?
		Geushky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... No problem Ken, do you fancy sharing a Ti-Pi? (I'm not a gayer)
		BlartMonster on Wed 23 July 2008 said... That Maggie Gyllenhaal is worth a squirt ain't she?
		RoosterDiamond on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Ken, you should have just left it at 'reared'.
		BustySinclair on Wed 23 July 2008 said... I read an apt description of her face on another site: "sad cartoon turtle". She's odd-looking.
		Geushky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Always the support not usually the lead; she does however maintain a neat quim.
		Hillbilly on Wed 23 July 2008 said... KenBoonsmotorbike the cuntfest you describe so eloquently exists and ticks all your boxes. It's at the end of this month. It's not called Cuntfest though, they call it Womad. Be there or be somewhere else.
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Mmmm... Maggie... a truly deserving addition to this hallowed section. And re. Secretary, Bystander, you're not wrong.
		ComradeDuch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Bystander knows the truth. she was ripe for the plucking in that secretary film yes please
		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Busty, agree she's odd. But in a "she's a bit strange looking. I should penetrate her repeatedly to see whether it's any different" type of oddness. Would. Hard. Over a desk.
		themong on Wed 23 July 2008 said... When you've done cleaning out her Batcave, I will fuck her in her Anus
		MerylHighground on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Once you lot have wiped up, if you could get her brother's phone number it'd be warmly appreciated.
		littleleopard82 on Wed 23 July 2008 said... i have never heard of this woman or this film..... secretary, is it ? ...what am i missing?
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... WATCH IT NOW LEOPARD. You would love it. You filthy bitch.
		littleleopard82 on Wed 23 July 2008 said... oooh bangtidy i will search for it on virgin film flex NOW
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Good girl
		Nadiestar on Wed 23 July 2008 said... she looks like she has downs syndrom!
		Barbersmith on Wed 23 July 2008 said... She has too many double letters in her name. Greedy cunt.
		nvlope on Wed 23 July 2008 said... I wouldn't mind having it off with her...oohhh sex...
		bystander on Wed 23 July 2008 said... littleleopard82 if you enjoy the film let me know. Mrs Bystander was most impressed.
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... You do realise that means she wants you to bend her over and spank her naughty bottom Bystander?
		littleleopard82 on Wed 23 July 2008 said... i will bystander you have my word .
		Krooner on Wed 23 July 2008 said... I agree with the WWTDD guy... she looks like a cartoon turtle
		bystander on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Mrs Bystander and I re-enact our favourite scenes from the film on a regular basis.
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... What self-respecting lady doesn't Bangtidy??? Mrs Munky found it very entertaining not to mention arousing! A bit of discipline never goes amiss!
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Mmmm... discipline... possibly my favourite word IN THE WORLD...
		MerylHighground on Wed 23 July 2008 said... It takes on superlative status when you specify FIRM discipline Bangtidy
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Why BTB have you been a VERY naughty girl??? said in strict schoolmaster voice, flexing riding crop in anticipation
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Even more so when SEVERE discipline is required Meryl. Which, Mr Munky, is sadly all a terribly badly behaved girl like myself seems to understand...
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Well if it's all you understand then it sounds like some SEVERE correction is required then young lady!! sprints back into the dungeon for the cat-o-nine tails
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... sighs in contrition but accepts the need for harsh chastisement lowers knickers and bends over, glancing fearfully over left shoulder at Munky's menacing cat-o-nine tails
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... cracks cat-o-nine tails against the floor...and takes a second to enjoy the view and build up the anticipation...
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... wimpers
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... crack! Now will that teach you to behave better in public or do you need some more?? I think you might need another reminder...
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... behaves badly in public
		MerylHighground on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Christ, look at the state of my keyboard
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... sighs Young people today never learn...I'm going to have to teach you properly this time young BTB...with twinkle in his eye
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Sorry Sir... I really am incorrigible today... I can't imagine WHAT came over me (Meryl, perhaps?) wiggles tight tush in anticipation
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... stretches arns above head, & cracks knuckles in anticipation...before swishing the cat-o-nine tails gently across the proffered fine tush before striking like a cobra with a loud crack I can see I'm going to have to do better than last time young lady...and on your friend too...
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... howls in remorseful agony is dripping
		MerylHighground on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Fucking hell, this beats Womens Hour...
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Quite literally...savours seeing BTB in such a state of arousal...& makes her wait again for the next stroke of the lash while making thinly veiled promises to fulfil her if she promises to be a good girl next time..CRACK!
		littleleopard82 on Wed 23 July 2008 said... i really need to get some correction going on - anyone ?PUH - LEASE bangtidy , you know i love it
		claire on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Fancy seeing Max Mosely here.
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... Hang on LL... winces may I get up now Sir? And if I promise to be good can I borrow your whip...? eyes up LL
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 23 July 2008 said... considers request a while before eventually nodding head...You may, BTB having taken your punishment...now take this lash and teach your little friend a thing or two! retreats behind the desk, puts feet up, and lights a ciggie ready for the show!
		BangtidyBeeatch on Wed 23 July 2008 said... straightens up, suitably chastised thank you Sir. takes whip now, little miss Leopard... come here... crooks finger
		littleleopard82 on Wed 23 July 2008 said... saunters over yes my dear ....a whip on your person ...spreads legs for clitoral thrashing
		BlartMonster on Wed 23 July 2008 said... eyes LL82's axe wound with a clit like a hot dog fucking hell LL you're packing some muscle there...
		littleleopard82 on Wed 23 July 2008 said... what can i say ..i over indulged in the old pelvic floor * does jimmy saville/ boycie laugh*
		BlartMonster on Wed 23 July 2008 said... flicks bean head with pistol butt are you sure you're not packing some chestnuts there?
		littleleopard82 on Wed 23 July 2008 said... positive...BUT could you insert the pistol had i've always dreamt of holding a gun between my lips...is suicidal
		littleleopard82 on Wed 23 July 2008 said... i meant PISTOL HEAD * slams head into keyboard ....roasts chestnuts , does manical smile*