PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 17 December 2007 said... BIG PILE OF SHITE *wanks*
Dollydagger on Mon 17 December 2007 said... Although I live in the provinces and generally show most cockerknees the respect usually afforded to the contents of a hemorrhoid doctor's slop bucket, on this occasion I fully agree.
Hurrah for London! The Heart and Soul of the UK.
skinnyslutsmakemepuke on Mon 17 December 2007 said... Cesspit of Europe *wanks harder*
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 17 December 2007 said... London's absolutely wonderful - all those chav teens knifing each other, they ought to make that a nationwide thing. The beer's also very cheap.
milkplus on Mon 17 December 2007 said... You forgot to add "Wallet" to go along with Heart and Soul. Happy Christmas to all you Grubby Paupers North of Watford. Enjoy your chestnuts and mouldy Satsumas to go along with your Ready Made Christmas dinner courtesy of Kerry 'scouse' Katona. I'm off to crack open a bottle of champagne and hoover up a monster line of top rate xmas snow off a big pair of tits. *sings 'Maybe it's becorze arm a Landanar'*
diepiggy on Mon 17 December 2007 said... The arse and arsehole of the uk.any who agrees is one of the majority of uk residents who dont live in that stinking cesspool
tosswipe on Mon 17 December 2007 said... if the lakes are the lungs of britain and the pennines the spine...what does that make london?
FrenchDuke on Mon 17 December 2007 said... It fucking sucks arse. Its dirty and full of cunts. Especially at this time of the year. Unfortunately my girlfriend lives there so I can't really avoid.
Although I could get a new bird. A nice French Duchess perhaps.
London is wank.
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 17 December 2007 said... The original pearly kings and queens were covered in spunk.
FuckNose on Mon 17 December 2007 said... London's clearly better, dodging knife fights is fun anyway. The rest of the country is full of inbred cunts with ridiculous squeaky accents, monobrows and limps. We'd rather you stayed where you were, so fuck off.
DuckBill on Mon 17 December 2007 said... Or more accurately, a great place to visit, shop, study or go to an electic range bars, restaurants, galleries and museums for a day or two.
Otherwise, an horrifically awful place to live, work or move about unless your annual wage bracket extends past the £100k a year mark.
tosswipe on Mon 17 December 2007 said... full of tarquins and quentins who wouldn`t last 5 minutes in the real world...sausage jockeys the lot of em...
ComradeDuch on Mon 17 December 2007 said... And Stoke Newington is the heart and soul of London so fuck off foreigners (northerners)
Beeker on Mon 17 December 2007 said... i think Mr. HM keeps posting rules about the north/south divide as it is clearly an immotive subject matter it keeps the hit rate up and therefore secures the advertising revenue that has made HM into the lazy, bloated, Jim Morrrisonesque figure, that said anyone outside of London can fuck off back to thier pigeon loft and wank over an eccles cake
Dollydagger on Mon 17 December 2007 said... You mean there are people still trying to live on LESS than a hundred grand a year? How can this have happened. Jesus.
matt0161 on Mon 17 December 2007 said... shit post about a shit place on an ever increasingly shite site
AKABUSI on Mon 17 December 2007 said... You're right Beeker but it makes a change from recent trend of everyone appearing in this section being either: edible or: a cunt.
London may be a collection of cunts but it bucks this trend admirably.
bastardo on Mon 17 December 2007 said... Another utterly shit post on a site looking increasingly likely to win shittest site of 2007
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 17 December 2007 said... Spunky eccles cakes - Kerry Katona's favourite dessert.
stun on Mon 17 December 2007 said... London. A spiralling, sucking vortex of a cunt's paradise.
bystander on Mon 17 December 2007 said... I'm a wanker.
ArtimusPie on Mon 17 December 2007 said... I'm also a wanker. That said, so is bastardo. This cunt posts more than any other visitor. His banter ranges from 'This site is shite' to 'This site is shit' to 'This site is shitty shite', thereby earning full respect from every other poster while simultaneously showcasing his admirable depth of capacity for superb banter, his nob throbbing and straining from the exertion throughout. If you find it so shit, how come you consistently crop up more than any cunt else?? Good way to spend your time there bastardo. You have yellowing desperate eyes I'm sure of it and I bet you walk with a stoop. Respect.
greatwhite on Mon 17 December 2007 said... Ah London, Great Great City, Always good fun. Breaks there will cost you an arm and a leg to stay in a decent Hotel, and your wallet and mobile if you are robbed by the local chavs
gazzerooney on Mon 17 December 2007 said... Fucking shithole of the highest order.
The Armpit of the UK
Full of every race bar the English.
Cockney cunts who eat jellied eels and holiday in Margate.
Get up North and see England Proper
Charivari on Mon 17 December 2007 said... Note the fear of the chav stabbing from the feeble provincials. Don't worry trembling peasants, the community support officers of our great capital will save you should a bermondsey pike try to eat you.
JimBowen on Mon 17 December 2007 said... is it not just full of mega rich cunts and australians on a gap year?
TheSouthSucksCock on Mon 17 December 2007 said... poster, whoever you are
Charivari on Mon 17 December 2007 said... The North lives off benefits paid for by London taxpayers. I would say get a job scroungers, but I guess there ain't too many opportunities up there now the docks and coal mines have been shut down by Mrs T. Still, at least up north you can go to Yates' wine bar or possibly Wetherspoons for a discount few pint and still have enough change from a tenner for a plate of cheesey chips on the way home. The odd scouser is more than welcome in your average low wage London call centre for their comedy accent but the thought of a "city" full of the bastards makes my blood run cold. You can spot a northerner in london from the way they walk really, really slowly and cringe when a person of colour walks past.
MitchBuchanan on Mon 17 December 2007 said... isn't london a part of africa?
salari on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Yes, it is the heart and soul of the UK. Because the UK is a horrible, filthy, congested, crime filled wasteland, with a complete identity crisis.
So yeah, it is.
P.S. This is a shit entry.
framey on Tue 18 December 2007 said... No English-speaking fucker even lives in London.
YouFuckingWanker on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Hitler had the right idea.
Alright on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Can't stand Londoners but seeming as I come from Kent, I can't stand Northerners. To tell you the truth, London is better then whole of the North combined. You can chuck Wales and Scotland in with that too, you all pretty much sound the same. If I ever venture beyond Watford, I always take bottled water with me, god knows what they put in it 'up north'.
SpackoMcDribble on Tue 18 December 2007 said... there are no cats in London and the streets are paved with cheese.
Kermit on Tue 18 December 2007 said... ArtimusPie- thank you for speaking on behalf of many! he's a whingeing cunt who has way too much time on his hands.
Kermit on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Referring to Bastardo of course!!
Alright on Tue 18 December 2007 said... probably posts them too.
myriad on Tue 18 December 2007 said... I still can't beleive how jaded londoners/southerners can be about where they live and their narrow view of the north, I'm from Lincolnshire, which is neither north nor south so get told that i'm southern where I live (Sheffield) or northern if I go to London/Hampshire, very odd. Oh and by the way, if the north is so crap, why is sheffield, manchester and leeds full of students with accents so sourthern I wonder if the locals actually exist?
FuckNose on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Sounds like you're having a bit of a crisis myriad. Are you ok?
Alright on Tue 18 December 2007 said... I don't know why so many southern students go to uni in the northm because they are all cunts, I don't know really, to tell you the truth I really couldn't give a fuck about either. Infact I do find it a bit odd all this regional hatred. Its even comes down to the microcosmic level with people hating other people across the road. 'Those Othersiders, can't trust them, give them a hand and they take an arm.' I think in general people hate people.
IanHuntley on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Myriad, we have the Houses of Parliament and thus we make up the rules, ok? North of Watford = northern. The end. I don't give a monkeys cunt whether the hunchbacked web-toed sloths from Cumbria think you're southern - you're not.
milkplus on Tue 18 December 2007 said... This isn't just a bit of banter about the North/South divide. I think Wales has to win a special prize for being the biggest festering dump of all. Apart from Sheffield that is. Driving into Sheffield is the equivalent of turning the colour down on your TV Set.
Alright on Tue 18 December 2007 said... We do kind of own the houses of Parliament, I guess. It was the seats of Kent and Essex that keep thatch in power for so long, I should apologies , but fuck it I was to young to be bothered too busy riding my Raleigh chopper, finding porn in the bushes and watching Streethawk to worry about what was going on in the larger scheme of things.
FatTony on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Ian Huntley,the commons may be in Lunndaaarn but those inside the Houses of Parliament are not southerners you twat they are Jocks making up the rules for the benefit of Jocks in Jockland (and Taffs in Wales) and not for your benefit or any other fucking townies benefit within England (either oop North or in poxy London which seems to be the new name for the south).
Alright on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Well fuck that, South West is worse, dam fucking cornish and don't get me started on Bristol.
myriad on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Driving into Sheffield city centre is horrible I grant you but its the greenest city in the UK, only one with a national park in its borders too, lovely place, we do have something the south seems to forget, fresh air. I don't claim to be southern at all thanks, you can keep your smog, overcrowding and paying twice the amount for everything thanks.
Alright on Tue 18 December 2007 said... I get plenty of fresh air, when it isn't coupled with the smell of horse dung, which to me is the smell of the countryside. Fucking countrysiders. Shifty looking bastards the lot of them.
verouka on Tue 18 December 2007 said... London is gay.
Alright on Tue 18 December 2007 said... I thought that was Manchester or Brighton?
bastardo on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Cunt off "ArtimusPie" you fucking wankstain
myriad on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Since Sheffield has no farms to speak of, the smell of shit only wafts over when the wind direction is right and it catches the flat shit-strewn stench of Lincolnshire.
tosswipe on Tue 18 December 2007 said... fight..fight...fight...fight...!!
pangus on Tue 18 December 2007 said... London is Great
Alright on Tue 18 December 2007 said... fuck fighting? I want a dance off.... Well actually Myriad, I try to get as much fresh air between the horse dung and the sewage plant which is only a few miles away from me. When neither is smelling it is very beautiful. After all London isn't the South. Its just a fucking big horrible city which literally occupies the South. Thats not our faults, its theirs.
myriad on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Ever been to Lincoln on a train? As you get there from a sourtherly direction, it slows down to a crawl at the sewerage works and the train reeks for about 15 minutes, this is why I had to move away, that and the fact theres NOTHING there. I don't quite know what point I'm making now. I just hate Lincolnshire.
matt0161 on Tue 18 December 2007 said... I've lived in both Manchester and London, each has a complete set of different wankers, though I wouldn't even class Sheffield as a city, nor Leeds. This country is shit! Wankers everywhere, though as London is a bigger place than any other town in this shit isle, it has by far many more wankers in it, and gayers, and shit football teams, an the price of beer is scandalous, which is why were saturated in drugs, nowt wrong with that, apparently. An what the fuck is Kent?
Alright on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Even better, our main tourist attraction, is a light railroad, which takes you to the sweage outlay at the end of its track. A great day out for all the family.
milkplus on Tue 18 December 2007 said... At least we're not French. Surely we can all agree that this warrants a huge sigh of relief!
Alright on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Kent, you know, the garden of England, conservative stronghold, the bastion of all that is right with the world. In general a county full of wankers and Daily Mail letter writers, who are wankers but in a different way.
bystander on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Where is London? My mate said it was at the end of the M1 but he got lost going to Fleetwood so I don't know who to turn to. Judging by our Labour MPs expenses it must be a long way away.
batteredcodpiece on Tue 18 December 2007 said... I went to London once. I seem to remember a miasma of traffic fumes and beggars, and a public transport system run by pearl fishers. At least they kept badgering me for oysters, so I suppose that's what they were. There were few speakers of English, either, so I communicated mainly in Japanese, Catalan and a variety of New Guinean click languages. I can't remember how I got back up north, I expect I was deported.
Alright on Tue 18 December 2007 said... The beggars are great in London, cashpoint ones are the best, but I saw a few crackheads hanging out at petrol stations and tapping every window that pulled into the station attempting to get money for there next bit of rock. Should of seen the look on the faces of the passengers, priceless.
Plodder on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Verouka; you think London is Gay?
Go and stand in any of the sprawling ghetto estates in that fair city, i can suggest about twenty good ones of the top of my head, and shout that at the local hooded and well armed "Yute"
I'll see you in A and E if you make it that far.
verouka on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Done that several times copper, not one of them little southern shandy puffs dare come near me, i'm hard as fuck an ain't scared of some wanna be gangsta from some poxy run down shite hole... Now stay away from me pig, this is still a free country an i'll shout what i like, when i like, PIG, BIG FAT GAY PIG, FASCIST ONE AT THAT, PIG PIG PIG......etc, etc.
bystander on Tue 18 December 2007 said... If London is so big why does it only have one pub?
summerof56 on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Fucking hell verouka what a stupid cunt you are. Keyboard warrior extreme, and we all know the first people you'll ring when you've shat your pants because you had your fucking face kicked in.
For all their faults the police try to do a good job, and I fucking hope there's one near me if I get into some shit. So why don't fuck off and grow some bollocks you fucking baby.
Bottomdweller on Tue 18 December 2007 said... I do love the whiney heroes, who think they are so controversial saying 'pig' ...snigger snigger... a sure sign of a fucker barely out of nappies. Like he said grow up twat, give us some advice when you've lived a little.
Spendog on Tue 18 December 2007 said... The thing is a lot of people think that when they make money they should move to london. What should be noted is as soon as anyone from london makes any money they fuck off out of it. I suggest Bath - it's like all the nice bits of london rolled into one without the price hike or the suicide bombers/gun crime/ebola virus or tits from hoxton or camden.
verouka on Tue 18 December 2007 said... hmm, a pig with friends, FUCK OFF bottom dweller you tit, did i snigger NO, yeah summer i bet you do, ya big bottom licking pufter!!
DoctorFunkenstein on Tue 18 December 2007 said... I'm so hard I was hard before I was hard. I can also walk to the North Pole...WITH MY SLEEVES ROLLED UP!!!! And I'm born and bred in the South...
BettySwollocks on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Verouka- I've had quite a few run ins with the police and even a short spell in Princetown, but I would say 99% of police are decent people trying to make a difference, I mean why the fuck would you be copper unless you wanted to help sort shit out, its a thankless job, and someone has to do it. If you want to blame someone blame the fucking government, they empower or disempower the police. Blame those fuckers.
bystander on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Why do they always sing "Knees up Mother Brown" ? Just thought I'd ask.
nosensenofeeling on Tue 18 December 2007 said... ^Because "Run Rabbit" is soooo fucking last ear dah-ling
hijodeputa on Tue 18 December 2007 said... Verouka. 1. learn to spell. 2. Reach Puberty. 3. Achieve 1 and 2 and we'll tell you.
hijodeputa on Wed 19 December 2007 said... Poster: If you feel that, by living in Lahndahn, Ingerlund, you are somehow conforming to a ridiculous stereotype - (ridiculous in the eyes of those who don't live there) feel free to attempt to bolster your erroneous decision by claiming that, outside of London, nothing exists. Continue to pay through the nose for everything you buy, and live in the rat-infested capital of Ingerlund. Marvel at the sheer number of gullible tourists who ride on the open-topped double-deckers that prescibe the same route - the route of history of when we actually had something to be proud of, and then, when you've finished your fag, get back to serving the Big Mac and Fries and Superize Coke. 99% of people in London want to live the life of the 1% who have just reason to enjoy themselves there. The 1% will explain that their (the 99%) existence in London is necessary for their continued enjoyment of life in the capital. Will anyone currently residing in London please describe their accommodation, and the cost, represented as a percentage of their income.
MitchBuchanan on Wed 19 December 2007 said... name - mitch buchanan
accomodation - 4 bedroomed penthouse in Mayfair
payment - the Government (via benefits fraud and asylum allowances)
Alright on Wed 19 December 2007 said... thats sweet Mitch, real sweet.
verouka on Wed 19 December 2007 said... London is GAY
milkplus on Wed 19 December 2007 said... Get over it Hijodeputa.... London is fucking fantastic. Where are you from? Grimsby?
hijodeputa on Wed 19 December 2007 said... milkplus. 1) I am over it. 2) No it fuckin' isn't and 3) No, it stinks just as bad as London.
milkplus on Wed 19 December 2007 said... wherever you are from.... I bet it's a dump. Perhaps you live in a caravan. Also, numbering your responses as you've done twice on this page (see response to Verouka) makes you come across as a complete odious little fuckwit!
verouka on Wed 19 December 2007 said... don't include me in your boring, unobjective and pathetic little rants, you milkified puss bucket of self-important toss scum
bystander on Wed 19 December 2007 said... My cousin went to live in "The Smoke" and thought he would be "Up the West End" every night. The reality is he cannot afford to leave the fucking shoe-box he calls a house.
cousinwalt on Thu 20 December 2007 said... Fuck off.
milkplus on Thu 20 December 2007 said... I wasn't including you fuckstick! and as far as unobjective, pathetic rants go have you actually read back any of the inane moronic comments you've made? I can only assume you're a scouser. Now fuck off!
milesihamer on Thu 20 December 2007 said... Pfft, British people are idiots. Bickering, ranting, territorial, flag-waving cretins who would defend a paving stone to the death if someone told them it was local.
bystander on Thu 20 December 2007 said... "Mustn't grumble"
rosieposie999 on Sun 23 December 2007 said... i love london
Aidan1986 on Wed 26 December 2007 said... london has aids. i know cos i gave it aids.
knockedcock on Wed 28 May 2008 said... Unobjective ? Thatll be subjective, then - no ?
