THE HEROES
| You | only joking, you are in fact a total cunt nosed bell end |
| youporn.com | No explanation required. |
| Youporn.com poster | Step aside and make way for redtube.com |
| Youporn.com | Surely the greatest ever porn site? |
| Yulia Tymoshenko (Ukrainian politician) | How come we have sexy female politicians all of a sudden? Condi Rice, Caroline Flint, Benazhir Bhutto, Segolene Royal, and now this hot bitch. It used to be that Anne Widdecombe was the standard. Mind you, Angela Merkel's not the best. |
| youporn | changes a man's life, irrecoverably and for the better. It's a wankers paradise |
| Yuri Zhirkov | For having the best name to grace European football since Stefan Kuntz |
| Yoga | For making my pelvic floor muscles tight enough to make diamonds out of coal, thereby rendering my boyfriend putty in my hands and myself multi orgasmic. Nemaste! |
| Your Period | For sparing me the indignity of having to stick my cock into something not entirely dissimilar in appearance to a gorilla autopsy. I prefer the one on the bird at work. No one likes an unkempt garden. |
| Yvette Fielding | Scared Cow |
| YouTube | For video hosting. You fucking legends. I didn't want to dump my sour faced bitch of a girlfriend face to face and you made it possible to make a video, upload it and leave it on her MySpace page. For that I salute you! |