THE HEROES
| wayne rooney's mum | this woman,despite living with the burden of giving birth to shrek,has lost 7 stone.She did it quietly without sharing all the gory details via the papers.She looks great and all credit to her. (wish I could be as strong as her ). |
| William Petersen | For being a truly hot older man...well, that`s why I watch CSI. |
| Weezer | For their first album if nothing else... Although new single 'Pork and Beans' is fantastic! |
| West Yorkshire Police | You have to hand it to them: they did their job and did it well. |
| Walter Tully | Who? Raised in an East End Orphanage, went on to become Britain's first black professional footballer, signed by Spurs in 1909 for £10, earning £4 a week. Spurned a football career to become Britain's first black Army officer. Died in the trenches in WW1. Now THAT, my friends is a fucking hero! |
| Welsh Rugby Squad | This Sundays hangover is a badge of pride. Well done bois. |
| www.portsnap.com | Never gonna give you up. |
| Will Smith | For getting better at acting. A bit. I think I'm trying to say thanks for not ruining I Am Legend. |
| Wednesday (Sheffield variety) | Allows my boyfriend to fuck off for 2 hours at a stretch without me worried that a) He's shagging another woman (unless she cooks chicken balti pies and bovril for him- he reeks of them) b) He's going to get bored and come home mid way through me rifling through his stuff for something incriminating c) He'll ever leave me unless they start winning matches on a regular basis, thus losing me my opportunity for him to think I'm the most sympathetic and caring woman in Europe by saying "never mind love- I'll get you a beer and you can watch the snooker" |
| writer on skysports.com (Andy Jackson) | On writing about Englands win over france "The ghost of Henry V always accompanies meeting between these two sides, but never has the tentative link seemed as real as it did today. Here were France's dashing musketeers being put to the sword by England's honest yeomen - a band of brothers, with blood fet from fathers of war-proof, fighting against the odds." Blow me what refreshing sports analogy, and they say we are dumbing down as a nation |
| Wikipedia | This stayed up on the page for PAUL ROSS for over 20 days! Ha ha! "According to Holy Moly Ross was photographed buying pirate DVD's from an Asian man in a pub in London recently." |
| Wikipedia: | For this gem on the Chuckle Brothers: "They are both child molesterors who love to kidnap people". |
| Will Ferrell | Appears in at least 10 films a year, at least a couple of which are none too shabby, and yet still finds time to stay on as drummer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. |
| War...Huh ,good god ,yeah, what is it go | ...well the ending of both slavery in the US & the absolute monarchy in England, opposing the Nazi tyranny, the liberation of South America from Spain, keeping Stalin and his reds at bay, the overthrow of Nicoli Ceausescu brutal rule in Romania, the jet engine, microwave oven, computers, the space programme or just every general scientific advancement the world has ever know….. seriously Edwin Starr I could go on. |
| Weather Girls 3 | Bugger, I've got an ageing deck of cards that have Ulrika Johnsson and Ian Mccaskill in it. I fold. |
| Weather Girls 3 | Prepare to be crushed, I see your Lisa Burke and raise you Kaddy Lee Preston. |
| Weather Girls 2 | I see your Carol Kirkwood and prepare to rake in all the chips as I lay down a pretty much unbeatable Lisa Burke. |
| Weather Girls | I see your Carol Kirkwood and raise you Lara Lewington!! |
| Weather Girls | I see your Clare nasir and raise you a Carol Kirkwood |
| Wikipedia | For making me unintentionally laugh at the thought when I searched for 'Henri Paul': "This article is about the chauffeur involved in the death of Diana, Princess of Wales. For the actor who played Benny in Crossroads, see Paul Henry (actor)." |