THE HEROES
| US man gets 1.3m for domain name | Why cant I find a cunt with all that cash when I have a 180 quid domain name - pizza.com |
| Ulrika Jonsson | Don't care what people say, she's still hot. |
| Uma Balls Hurt poster | for making me genuinely laugh like an idiot for about ten minutes |
| University | I've spent the last three afternoons asleep in the sun in the local big green area (Clifton downs in Bristol). This is the life, maybe I should be a bit more worried about my dissertation and finals in a month but life is short and I don't have to be stuck in some office somewhere very slowly losing the will to live. |
| Ugly, stupid people | For making me seem intelligent and attractive. |
| Urbandictionary.com | Because of their hilarious MySpace slang words. For example "MySpace Flu: Hey have you seen Bob? Nah, ever since he had his Myspace, he never comes out of house. He's always on that fucking site, I think he has the myspace flu." |