THE HEROES
| Rafael Nadal | For putting that little jumped up Scottish cunt to the sword. Where's your biceps now Murray, you little shit?! |
| radiohead tonight | for blowing out the water all the criticisms the 'corner' poster aimed at them yesterday. quite the opposite. they said thanks on numerous occasions, and did two fucking epic encores... |
| Radiohead (again) | For their fucking brilliant gig in Milan. Couldn't give a fuck what any of you cynical, whiney twats think, I LOVE them and the gig was amazing. |
| Robin Redbreasts | These little beauties got their name from trying to pull the thorns from Christs body while he was dying on the cross. I realise that they failed miserably but thats not the point at least they did something to help! I mean what did the disciples do? Fuck all, dont get me started on that cunt Judas! |
| Ray Cokes | 13 years on and he's still the only person to host an MTV show that was worth watching. On the other hand, he should also be in Cunts' Corner because, if he had never existed, Davina McCall would not have been able to steal all of his mannerisms and style of presenting, hence no TV work, hence she'd still be a random crack-whore to this day. Damn you, Ray! |
| Rose wine | For the uncanny ability of getting me, a heavy set male, totally smashed in under five glasses, something beer hasn't been able to do for ten years. Thank you |
| Razorlight | For being succesfull despite the fact that everyone apparantly hates them. Go on admit it America was a great song, you're just knocking them because if you said you liked them you would be ridiculed. I've a feeling this could get controversial! |
| Robb Douglass | You kept my desire for celebrity nudity satisfied and now you're dead. There is no justice in the world. Your family could have kept the site going though, miserable cunts. |
| Raef Bjayou | If you need to be told why, then you don't deserve oxygen. Pure genius. |
| Russian Politics | Closest we get to protest here is Bryan Ferry's son with a bag of flour. In Russia, someone flies a remote controled plastic cock into the room. Would love to see Gordon's face if that happened during Prime Minister's Question Time. |
| Ravi Bopara | This young English cricketer has turned down a six figure contract to play a few cricket matches in the Indian Premier League in order to establish himself in the England team. Imagine if this was football. Ashley Cole would have accepted the contract quicker than you can say "vibrating phone." I'm really chuffed to see that there are some young sportsmen who are playing for the game and not for money. |
| R Kellys 'Trapped in the closet' | Most unintentionally hilarious 'hip-hopera' ever. Probably the only one come to think of it. |
| Robert Mugabe | I'd just like to say congratulations in advance for winning your forthcoming election recount. A stalwart for honesty and democracy. |
| Rough Guide | The TV series that is. Julia Bradbury in a bikini every week, what's not to like? |
| Rory Gallagher | One of the best guitarists and blues singers ever with just a guitar and a harmonica, thoroughly decent bloke with no ego and died of liver faillure like a true blued legend. Altogether top bloke. |
| Ross Raisin | For his novel 'God's Own Country' about young sociopath Sam Marsdyke. "I'd meet them in the flesh first, before they met my shadow..." Fucking creepy. Fucking brilliant. |
| Rock Rivals | so fucking unbelievably, totally and utterly shite that it's amazing! Virtually no plot, barely any acting, a complete lack of talent and a lot of SHOUTING to ensure that any point is made so thoroughly there can be no doubt... ACE! |
| Rumer willis | Have you seen that heroic jaw line? |
| Red Wine | how would anyone function without it |
| Roy Scheider | Died a few hours ago. "You're going to need a bigger boat". Line voted one of the most famous film quotes of all time. Great quote but he shouldn't just be defined by Jaws. Was a brilliant stage actor too (a stonking Richard III) and completely fuckably fabulous as Bob Fosse in the film, All That Jazz. And he protested against the war in Iraq. And kept his tan topped up to the end. |