THE HEROES
| Quitting my job | I haven't felt this relieved since the imodium wore off after my holiday in Tunisia. |
| Quentin Crisp | For fighting violence and prejudice all his life, just for the simple right to be himself. |
| Queen Elizabeth II | For being a goddess of serenity and decorum in a world full of Z list celebrities and superficiality. God bless you Maam! |
| QVC Presenters | For getting shit-faced on the last shift before any major religious holidays, knocking stuff over and wandering off camera. You rock. |