THE HEROES
| Poland again | Have now told the US they can't base a load of weapons in Poland until certain conditions have been met as it will turn them into a target because of US foreign policy. The point being that they've actually got an effective government who react and make decisions based of the way it will effect their country rather than taking a sit on the fence and keep everyone happy approach like the cunts in this country do while publicly rimming the US government and making the country as a whole look like a bunch of useless cunts. A decision which by the way puts in jeopardy billions of dollars of "investment" ie arms. By the way I only had a few ales so my typing brain failed me and am english you pedant cunts. |
| Paul Merton | For describing Amy Winehouse as looking like Jar Jar Binks after having fallen into a bucket of marker pens and badgers. |
| Poland | Send all their sexy although insane women over here, make great bison grass vodka and have now told the EU by saying that there's fuck all point in signing it as the Irish voted against. Thus upsetting that tit Nicholas Sarkorsky who everyone hates and that includes the French and haven't met any that like him. Good work carazy polka loving, public drinking chums.... |
| Peat's secret dairy | Just brilliant. And no, I am not an employee of HM. |
| Pregnancy | Jo Whiley and Edith Bowman BOTH of the airwaves, wahoo! |
| Parma Ham | YUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYYUMYUYMUYM |
| Picnic Bars | Often overlooked - but - they are fucking lush |
| Pregnancy | For forcing Edith Bowman off the air for a few months. EMEEEEEEEEEEEZIN |
| Pinot Grigio | for chilling in the fridge awaiting my return from work |
| PS3 | Only just realised I dont have to get off my arse to turn it on or off! |
| Peep Show | Still the best thing on the telly by a mile. |
| Peter Petrelli (Heroes) | The best of all the Heroes characters and fucking hot to boot. I would quite like him whizzing up inside me. And his brother Nathan too, double ended by 2 heroes. Yes please. |
| Paul Scholes | A true down to earth legend, shame he still can't tackle. |
| Persepolis | Although you probably hate the fucking film just for the annoying cunting banner that's dominating HM at the moment... It's well worth seeing. In the original French if you can. |
| Pramface babies (C4) | Because the girl (who i felt some degree of sympathy for) had a dog called Gucci. You just cant make that shit up! |
| Pat Kenny | The Irish version of Alan Partridge, as seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk1EOcFv3s8 His interview with "Jerry Seinfield" is just legendary. |
| Peperami Firestick | Don't you dare stop making these (unless my addiction to them spirals out of control). The most delicious meat snack ever created. |
| Paul Thomas Anderson | For creating three of the greatest films of the last ten years in Boogie Nights, Magnolia and There Will Be Blood, making Adam Sandler look good in Punch Drunk Love and doing it all before 40. The greatest film maker of this century. |
| Patrick Swazye | Roadhouse! The man's a legend!! |
| Prince Harry in Afghanistan | At least one Royal is doing something constructive! |