THE HEROES
| Olof Mellberg | With greed, ego's and disloyalty running rife through football, yesterday's gesture of buying each Villa fan a shirt was spot on. Top bloke. |
| OK Magazine | For the cover story "Kerry Kantona: How I lost 2 stone on the Special K diet". As we knew all along |
| Onion News Network | Its like The Day Today has ever gone away. |
| Olivia Wilde | Dear God, she's beautiful... |
| Our back garden | Full of magic mushrooms! |
| Our cabbie | For nearly running over bit-part comedian and sometime actor Jimmy Carr in Highbury, he would have been a bigger hero had he hit the intended target |
| Observational Comedy | See observational comedy? That's funny, that is. |
| Orson Welles | For making strides in theatrical, cinematic and recording techniques then that influence just about everything we see or hear today, and directing "Citizen Kane" at the tender age of 25. For stealing "The Third Man" off of all those poor bastards who bothered to turn up every day, when he preferred to carouse around Vienna, getting pissed and making your stand-in do it. For justifying appearing in fish finger adverts with "I'd rather appear in an honest commercial than a dishonest movie" when everybody really knew it was to keep him stocked in sherry. For stiil being the coolest motherfucker on the planet when his most lucretive job was Unicron in "Transformers - The Movie" As those about to drink, Mr Welles, we salute you! |
| Oliver Reed | I'll see your Burton and raise you Olly Reed. Mostly because he was utterly smashed all the time, even more so when filming. |
| Osama bin Laden | For being the best player of 'hide and seek' the world has ever known. |
| On The Hour | Comedy genius. Gave the world Alan Partridge. Chris Morris and all involved I salute you. Also you give Radio 4 comedy ''early adopters'' a sense of info-superiority when people rave about ''The Day to Day'' launching people's careers and that. |
| Oscar Wilde | Because his last words upon his death bed were, "Either these curtains go or I do." Legend. |
| OJ Simpson | Gives us all hope, that no matter how truly and utterly amazingly we have fucked it all up, that we might still be able to get away with it. Plus Nordberg in Naked Gun was class. |
| Office flu | For giving me a reason to skive work, when I am perfecftly well. |
| Oriana Fallaci | Fiercely beautiful; always spoke her mind and readily told people to ''go fuck themselves'' whoever it was and didn't give a shit who she offended and smoked like a fucking trooper. God bless you Oriana. |
| Olivier Martinez | For giving back Kylie. |
| Old Soldiers | The 72 year old former soldier who chased the failed suicide bomber off the train at Oval Station but only gave up ''when he ran out of puff''. What an absolute legend. |
| O2's piss poor customer service. | Because you are consistently unable to fix a minor niggle with my phone I now have a months free phone bill and a newer, shinier phone coming next month. |
| Overeating at Christmas | For making my skinny girlfriend get a bigger arse and tits for the bleak months ahead. You couldn't have got me a better Christmas present. Well, you did also get me an Xbox 360 so you are double aces. All hail christmas over-eating! |
| Otto Von Bismarck | Makes you realise that Hitler was an under-achiever. |