THE HEROES
| Leonard Cohen | Your soundtrack to my rainy evenings, sat on my own with a bottle of red makes me feel like the last word in boho chic, not a sad munter with no date. |
| Lance Corporal James Bateman | I just hope that people realise that you lost your life defending the cause that you believed in. One of many Para's who lost their life in defence of ours. RIP. |
| Lily Allen | Yes she may be chavvy and annoying, but she deserves to be in here for the way she made a total fool out oof Perez Hilton, putting that fat gimp in his place. She also is a fan of anal sex too, if the Perez Hilton thing isn't a good enough reason. |
| Lewis Hamilton | For not only winning the Monaco grand Prix in fine style, but for ignoring the fuck out of P Diddy when celebrating with his team at the end. What the fuck are you even doing there, Diddy, you cunt? |
| Larry David | Because Curb your Enthusiasm gets better every time I watch it and proves that American Comedy has more to offer than 'Friends' (Or Seinfeld.) |
| Lembit Opik | The only man ever to have his name originate via predicitve text. |
| Larry David | A comedy God. Nothing further to add. |
| Lowry Turner | A truly remarkable person. She's an authority on any subject that she cares to talk about- international politics, education, the NHS, the benefits system, show business, parenting and religion, to name just a few. It's beyond me how she manages to contain all this information in that little pixie-like head of hers. She's an inspiration to all us lesser people. God bless her. |
| Lewis Hamiliton | For dealing with the racist attacks in Spain with a very intelligent and mature way. "I love the county, I love the people, Its just a shame that some people think like that" Nothing more needs to be said. Celebrities take note. |
| Lost | Answering unanswered questions and replacing them with more questions and intrigue.... Gets my brain working on an otherwise brain-dead Sunday night. Hurrah for Lost. |
| Larry David | For being a genius and not going down the friends route of comedy |
| Lost | The reasons that this program is by far the best ever made needs no explanation, and to do so would be a futile exercise. Why? Because anybody without the mental capacity to understand, and watch a program whilst engaging their brain in order to piece it together themselves are total fucking morons. Please, continue to slag it off, it helps intelligent people identify you. |
| Lemon meringue pie | Can't believe I don't eat it more often. |
| leonard cohen | for singing beautifully written, deeply inteligent and poetic songs of pain, regret and longing. He has a wonderfully dry and sick sense of humour. why this man sells less records that robbie bloody wiliams is a terrible mystery to me. |
| Louis Theroux | The man who should replace Parkinson. He always asks the tough questions, but, manages it in a way as not to offend. that is a talent. Especially when faced with a man doing 500 for rape and torture |
| London | The Heart and Soul of the UK. Anyone who says otherwise is a wanker. |
| LCD Soundsystem | for making Sound Of Silver, which is by far record of the year. |
| Leona Lewis | For putting the first nail into the Spice Girls' comeback coffin by looking set to keep their "Greatest Shits" album off the top of the album charts. Respect where it's due. |
| Lisa Stansfield | For not offering to re-release "All Around the World" to raise funds for the McCanns |
| Lewis Hamilton | For being a true Brit and fucking off as soon as he got a few quid. |