THE HEROES
| Ian Mcshane | For slipping a Partridge quote into the John C Reilly story. And for being very good in both Lovejoy and Sexy Beast. |
| Isaac Hayes | All men, at some point in their lives, have strutted along the street with the theme tune to 'Shaft' playing in their heads. |
| iron man | finally a celluloid super hero not afraid to kill motherfuckers. thanks for not disappointing me champ. ok haters, bring on the responses... |
| Irvine Welsh | One of the great writers of our generation. Maribou Stork Nightmares has to be one of the most fucked up and engrossing books I've ever read. Filth is superb and Porno hilarious. All in my own humble of course. Now lets watch the slagging off responses roll in! |
| In Search of Lost Time | by Marcel Proust, who spent 9 years secluded in a cork-lined room, writing the 3,500 page novel. A hyper-intellectual book consisting of long, complex sentences which digress at every opportunity, with drawn-out descriptions of minor details and a minimal plot which crawls along at a snail's pace, but somehow manages to describe almost everything we encounter in our lives with such insight, elegance and refinement. The only book that has actually made me cry, not only for the humble spirit of the writer, the accuracy of his observations on life, but for helping me to rediscover the joy which can be found in books for the first time in more than 35 years of reading. |
| Ivan Cameron | For showing that there are some members of the Cameron family with dignity. |
| Ironic heroes entries | because, you know, they're cunts. |
| Individuality | All you young lads out there with your skinny fit, bumster jeans and studded belts, white plimsolls, Elvis Costello specs, Ian McCulloch hair and black military jackets look fantastic. Every single one of you. And I mean ALL of you, the length and breadth of the land. Each and every one of the umpteen thousand that make up your number, standing up and being counted for the individuals that you surely are. Well done and good for you! |
| ITV | For showing Dexter |
| irn bru/snowman advert | absolute class |
| illegal downloads | for enabling me to get the goldfrapp album out next year, tis top |
| Incorrectly tagged downloaded songs | 'I Fought The Law' - Roy Orbison,'Vienna' - Rolling Stones, 'KKK Took My Baby Away' - Green Day The internet is not only good for porn, it also blesses us with a wonderful land of musical make-believe. Thank you Limewire - no need for cheese nor smack before bedtime now. |
| ITV Mobile | for playing the stone roses behind the interview with liam gallagher. an irony i'm sure would be lost on liam, for one. |
| ITV | for ripping off all those sad fucks who actually bother to vote on shitty tv progs....well done!! good work, keep it up!! |
| Ian Curtis | For making us love again. |
| I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue | For being the most consistently funny programme broadcast over the last 40 years on Radio or TV. And if you include this entry, the guy who submitted Humphrey Littleton and Stephen Fry in quick succession can stop ripping off ISIHAC and passing it off as his own. |
| Ian Rankin | For Rebus |
| ITV 2 | For having the barely believable front to put on a show called Teen Boob Jobs, which walks a very fine line between hard hitting documentary and Gary Glitter's home video collection. |
| Idlewild | For being so fucking good, playing my local town (nobody ever comes to Lochinver) and announcing The Twilight Sad as a shit hot support. Also for having a frontman with the best surname in rock (Woomble) |
| Ian Huntley | Say what you will about him but he was a fucking good caretaker |