THE HEROES
| Frankie Boyle | For being one of the only British comedians that is actually funny, Russell Brand take note you fucking cunt. |
| Frank Sidebottom | Panic On The Streets of Timperley is a masterpiece. |
| Flowered Up | For the song "Weekender" and its video. Its the reality of dance culture. |
| Female gymnasts | 2% boat race / 98% physique |
| Flight of the Conchords | The funniest show I've seen in a long time, think of the dry sarcasm of Larry David mixed with the bizarre songs of the Mighty Boosh, only much better, quicker and funnier. The Youtube clips of their recent tour in America makes me excited with the prospect of them touring in the UK. please please please! |
| Feder and Nadal | Bravo lads, it was fucking ace. |
| FilmDrunk.com | For the comment on Eddie Murphy possibly Retiring: "Retiring right after making Meet Dave is like sitting in the left-hand turn lane with your blinker on for ten minutes while no cars pass and then turning directly in front of an oncoming semi. Filled with ox vomit." |
| Frankie Boyle | For describing Amy Winehouse as 'A campaign poster for neglected horses' |
| free swimming by 2012 | not going to happen, what makes the government think it will encourage people to go swimming just because its free? so are plenty other things walking, jogging etc people are usually fat due to laziness and overeating, it will last a month if that, just like new years resolutions, |
| Full English Breakfast | The pinnacle of culinary achievement. The outstanding range of delights from Black Pudding right on through to Fried Bread, and everything in between. Your always there for me after a heavy night out. So you can stick your fancy dan, healthy cereal nonsense up your fucking arse. Kellogs? Behave. Fruit? You can fuck right off. Oooh, lowers the risk of cholesterol does it? Well, big news Botham, I want to feel that fucking grease dripping into my arteries. Full English Breakfast. It's what hangover's were made for. |
| Frank Lampard | The man has been put in the Corner for too long. |
| Friday | For signalling the start of a glorious 48 hours, during which time I am free from work. |
| Frank Bruno | Tabloid platitudes aside, how many other current or former boxing champions have a sense of humour that good? |
| False Fire Alarms | Great for wasting time at school, and now at work. Bit of fresh air, call out the register, smoke a fag. Get paid. Holy fuck, I'm so alone. |
| Frasier | The best sitcom of all time. Will never be bettered. Niles: I thought you liked my Maris! Frasier: I do, I... I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun. Except without the warmth. |
| Flying Saucer Attack - The Rezillo's | Best intro ever. |
| family guy | funny.as.fuck. takes no prisoners, even takes the piss out of itself for ripping off simpsons, just more funny, ruder and less politically correct |
| Fallen War Heroes | For making the ultimate sacrifice to save us from the Empire and its evil Death Star. |
| Franz Beckenbauer | Pure class. |
| Fish Finger Sandwiches | What do you mean, why? |