THE HEROES
| Bonekickers | Best worst programme ever. If the sentance 'so bad it's good' was invented for anything, then it's this. |
| Brooke Kinsella | For quoting, after her brother Ben was stabbed to death in London. 'Bring back National Service. If evil people want to fight, let them fight for their country'. A truer word never spoken. |
| Boots self service tills | Now you can buy condoms without the embarrassment |
| Big Brother | Tomorrow morning half the people in my office will say "oooh did you see BB". This will instantly tell me which members of my "team" are complete cunts. A helpful reminder - thank you big brother |
| Barrack Obama | For making those from the deep south shit their inbred, rascist dungarees! |
| Brighton | Better than London in every way |
| Bruce Springsteen | Finally someone with talent and class plays in the Emirates Stadium. |
| Bremner Bird and Fortune | For managing to highlight how much a bunch of cunts MPs and government types are while still getting a laugh out of it too. |
| Breasts | nuff said. |
| BBC News website | for the headline 'Great Tits respond well to warming' |
| Britney | For pissing $61 million up the wall in less than 6 months....then getting her Dad to come and sort it all out. That's the way to do it. |
| brian blessed | on Have I got News For You. Completely bonkers. Made Alan Duncan look like a cunt (MORE like a cunt acutally). Fucking legend. |
| BBC Sport | For the headline: "Zara shows off her swanky new horsebox". |
| Baby | because nobody puts Baby in the corner. |
| Bank Holiday Weekend | Because it's blatantly obvious and I know someone will get it posted, so it might as well be me. |
| Broderick Lloyd Laswell | An overweight prisoner,who is awaiting trial for murder in the United States is suing the authorities for not feeding him enough after he lost about seven stone (45kg) in jail - he dropped to 22 stone (140kg) after eight months inside the Arkansas prison. "On several occasions I have started to do some exercising and my vision went blurry and I felt like I was going to pass out," he wrote in his complaint. "About an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again." Keep up the good work, you fat psycho. |
| Biddenden cider | Forgot how lovely it was until lunchtime. And at 8% I probably will have forgotten again tomorrow. |
| balsmic vinegar | kinky lovely bastard |
| Bubble Gum toothpaste. | Used to make brushing your teeth worth it. Almost as good as purple calpol. |
| British weather | You can't deny that it's got a cracking sense of humour. |