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kwebb on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
"EH?! EH?! EH?! COOOOOOR! LOOKATDAT! KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!"
HeroicDose on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Her kidneys? I don't understand.
Shitehawk on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Yeah she has lovely eyes Her tits aren't too bad either
buzzybelew on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
To kill her?
buzzybelew on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
And have sex with her moonbags?
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Bollocks. I've seen planks of wood at B&Q sexier than Keeley. She's got the personality of spoon and looks like a council estate scumbag forced into Agent Provocateur lingerie.
HeroicDose on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Shops at Iceland. No question about it.
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Wonder when her reality tv show will be pitched to channel 4/sky/channel 5? (delete as applicable)
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Wonder when her reality tv show will be pitched to channel 4/sky/channel 5? (delete as applicable)
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Wonder when her reality tv show will be pitched to channel 4/sky/channel 5? (delete as applicable)
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Wonder when her reality tv show will be pitched to channel 4/sky/channel 5? (delete as applicable)
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Wonder when her reality tv show will be pitched to channel 4/sky/channel 5? (delete as applicable)
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Wonder when her reality tv show will be pitched to channel 4/sky/channel 5? (delete as applicable)
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Wonder when her reality tv show will be pitched to channel 4/sky/channel 5? (delete as applicable)
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Wonder when her reality tv show will be pitched to channel 4/sky/channel 5? (delete as applicable)
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Wonder when her reality tv show will be pitched to channel 4/sky/channel 5? (delete as applicable)
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
what the fuck just happened there?
HeroicDose on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Jaysus
Foritishe on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
You've just given this post a massively inaccurate response rate.
thundachick on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
OM likes you, rs.
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
I know. I'm sorry. I'm going to sit on the naughty chair. Hopefully OM won't try to put a finger inside me when I'm not looking.
DickyM on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Randy......have you got fucking tourette's or something ?
buzzybelew on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
It's the attachment round his head that mongs use to tap the keyboard. He's had a fit, the daft cunt.
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
I know that last comment is aimed at me, but just visualising it in my head made me laugh so hard I nearly pooped. And yes, ironically I have been referred to as having tourettes, but I assure you that it's over now, and we can now push forward with a promising vision of the future...
BWW on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Her sex tape was a real let down too.
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
I gave it two squirts.
RandySpooge on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
But had to fake it both times.
DickyM on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Yes, she does look like the violent widening of her kak-pipe with my baby gravy hose would do her the world of good.
buzzybelew on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Just make tobacco pouches out of her tits, like they did in Soldier Blue.
dirtysteve on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
i thought page 3 girls were excluded from heroes as a general rule?
framey on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
Great cans but generally massively over-rated.
Hashishin on Sun 04 May 2008 said...
Judging from what i've just seen ,her lawyers are probably 'hard' at work' trying to get it removed . but the second half was a fookin let down, it didnt show it plunging in and out of her well oiled cunt,shame they didnt take a cameraman into the hotel room with 'em.
FlangeMeister on Sun 04 May 2008 said...
Fucking hell RS,did you have a fucking fit,or what?
RandySpooge on Sun 04 May 2008 said...
Just an ickle one.
zammosbird on Sun 04 May 2008 said...
theyll be ankle swingers in afew years with all the premier league mashing them up.
Barbersmith on Tue 06 May 2008 said...
Phwooaarrrr. Tits.
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