DKP4 on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Hear hear. The most unconvincing cunt since Paul Burrell took the stand in the Diana inquest. Plus, he got caught shagging a fat nanny.
Kitty on Fri 18 April 2008 said... It does my heart good to see the up-his-own-arse Law witness his hairline disappearing faster than Vanessa Feltz can shovel chocolate eclairs down her fat neck.
MrsMoon on Fri 18 April 2008 said... looks like a minge, makes sense...he's a cunt.
POOSTRIPE on Fri 18 April 2008 said... tiny todger as well apparently...
dandyboy on Fri 18 April 2008 said... And could be acted off the screen by the Cadbury's gorilla no problem.
clusterfuck78 on Fri 18 April 2008 said... get Jude to do the remake of Buster. that would be quality
BustySinclair on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Clusters, the timing's right. If he waits any longer he'll be doing a remake of The King & I
clusterfuck78 on Fri 18 April 2008 said... or maybe Lex Luther in the new Superman film. he could conquer the bald 'actor' market
ahknowme on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Some blokes really suit bald. He's not one of them.
bettyswallocks on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Patrick Stewart is one of those that suits bald, he'd look weird with hair
BustySinclair on Fri 18 April 2008 said... I still have a thing for Yul Brynner, The King & I and Magnificent 7 - he was hot
dandyboy on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Still? He probably doesn't look so good these days. It's even been a while since he did the 'I'm dead now' adverts Bill Hicks was on about.
BustySinclair on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Eew Dandy! I'm talking about that era when he still had the goods. I'm old enough to remember the cancer ads, but I didn't really know who he was at the time. I'm just saying, King & I, he had some nice calves & stuff
GeoffreyWode on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Bet all the birds still would though
claire on Fri 18 April 2008 said... My mum had a thing for Yul Brynner too. Couldn't see it myself.
Walloonophobic on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Jude Law is pretty usefull for one thing only. Before buying a film check the credits, if his name is in there save your money.
PennyCentury on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Bettyswallocks hasnt seen 'I Claudius' - Patrick Stewart is a silver fox in that.
BustySinclair on Sat 19 April 2008 said... Patrick Stewart's voice is like warm honey
MrBeefy on Sat 19 April 2008 said... He's in good shape for a man in his mid-60s. I should really hate him for that.
WHEELBARROWFUCK on Sun 20 April 2008 said... Patrick Stewart would look fucking hilarious if he was black.
GeoffreyWode on Sun 20 April 2008 said... Patrick Stewart was funny as fuck in Extras.
Barbersmith on Mon 21 April 2008 said... Patrick Stewart had some hair in the film Lifeforce. Although you'll probably be far too busy watching the naked girl with big knockers.