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Jonathan Meades	Presenting a travel programme, in a Lithuanian restaurant, for this: "I haven't eaten bear, but I have eaten beaver, and I highly recommend it."

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		JiggeryCock on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Oh well, if that's the criteria, I submit Thora Hird for ending an episode of Songs of Praise by saying "FUCK ME! COME ON! TREAT ME LIKE THE SLUT I AM YOU LOVELY BIG LUMP OF DOGSHIT!!" Actually, she didn't do that.
		MrsMoon on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Can't decide if the man's a genius or a pretentious twat..but i find his programmes fascinating.
		joylove on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Oh hi, I'm having a great holiday abroad and you are paying for it with your license fee. Sure I have to do a 20 minute piece to camera and visit all the best restaurants and beauty spots in the area, but I do it all for you, the viewer. Fuck. Right. Off.
		bystander on Thu 29 May 2008 said... MrsM the jury is out but still worth a watch and when pissed he is very funny.
		MrBeefy on Thu 29 May 2008 said... I think Jiggery is definitely a genius.
		MrsMoon on Thu 29 May 2008 said... Jiggery is an undoubted genius, Beefy...but Meades, i'm still unsure, it's like he's swallowed the OED.
		thunderplums on Fri 30 May 2008 said... is that like an IUD?
		buzzybelew on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I think he he gets the nod.
		fuckwit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I like the way Meades clearly despises all his viewers. I like that in a man. He'd fit in well on HM
		MrsMoon on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I liked all his 'Abroad Again' stuff, and i like his eccentricity, not in a 'Britain's Got Talent day release' way, of course...care in the community have let those fuckers down and allowed them onto our televisions....and Meades is always visually imaginative, shows up what homogenised dross goes on telly 24/7.
		fuckwit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Good taste in suits too. Though the uber-retro-proto-post-ironic-chic dark glasses mark him out as somewhat outre
		PennyCentury on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I love Jonathen Meades, no idea what he's chuntering on about half the time though. His Times restaurant reviews were miles better than that cunt Coren's too.
		Sable on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Bloody brilliant. People who watch Jeremy Kyle should be forced to watch this in a Clockwork-Orange-style until they get better.
		chinky on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Is it time for a Lieutenant Frank Drebin quote yet?
		PennyCentury on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Nice beaver cant help self
		chinky on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Thanks, I've just had it stuffed. * wanks over Priscilla Presley from when she still still looked good before all that plastic got welded to her face *
		Barbersmith on Fri 30 May 2008 said... After you, chinky.
		UncleBullshit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Personally I think he's an utter shit, he has no conception of right or wrong!!! What if everyone in his position behaved like that? I am absolutely DISGUSTED by his actions as any decent person would be. Needless to say, I'm referring to the corrupt politician in an episode of The Sweeney that I watched several years ago.
		batteredcodpiece on Fri 30 May 2008 said... He is a hero.
		fuckwit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... He looks like Simon Schama's ugly younger brother. But i like them both, so it's not a big deal
		VengefulJesus on Mon 02 June 2008 said... I'm just amazed that someone managed to get a programme aired the breaks the '3+ sylablles or anything obscure' rule that seems to cover all televised dialouge nowadays. Even if I did have to look up a few things in a dictionary which i'll likely never use in a normal conversation, they might come in usefull in a pub quiz someday.