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Johnny and Denise	Just when i'd given up on breakfast radio i drove into London today and tuned into Capital. Hadn't listened to it for years and these two had me laughing out loud. Moyles and his wank entourage should tune in.

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		Chowmean on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Drove into London? I bet youre still listening to Capital in the car now.
		obidel on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Johnny looks weird now he's bald. Puts me off im afraid, even though its radio. At least T.W. wears a wig.Would do denise up the gary though..
		fuckwit on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Denise has been a permanent resident in my spankbank for years
		Monkeyman on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Hi Johnny waves
		obidel on Wed 09 April 2008 said... the dirty slut even got her udders out for Prince Charles didnt she?
		Kermit on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Loved Vaughan in the morning- always firm and perky! at first I wasn't impressed the Essex gobshite was going to "awight" the show, but it's growing on me now, altho Vaughan's wit is something and his IQ is deffo noticeably higher than the orangey essex bint.
		Razorjaw on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Johnny is a mouthy, irritating, self-obsessed prick.
		BWW on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Razorjaw on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Johnny is a mouthy, irritating, self-obsessed, drug dealing prick. Get it right Razorjaw.
		MrsMoon on Wed 09 April 2008 said... As i am not in the capital i only heard him on fighting talk, by christ he was irritating, yes, he can be funny, and he's quick, but there is just something deeply annoying about him. Maybe it's his over anunciating speech pattern. And she's had more pricks than the proverbial dartboard. And you can't get a bigger prick than Jay Kay.
		echobeach on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Jay Kay. Now there's a good subject for discussion. There's always a space for him on The Corner. Derrick McKenzie was a rather good drummer though. Do you agree Mrs. M?
		felchlord5000 on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Is he bald yet?
		snowflake on Wed 09 April 2008 said... i love Chris Moyles, i want him to have my babies
		MrsMoon on Wed 09 April 2008 said... echobeach, who were you in a previous life on here?
		bystander on Wed 09 April 2008 said... As I live up North can somebody tell me who they are please so I can pass a balanced judgement (having first taken advice from my solicitor who I share with the Matthews family) Thanking you in anticipation. We get Ted Robbins on Radio Lancashire.
		echobeach on Wed 09 April 2008 said... I've missed you.
		Smellmyfinger on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Johnny and Denise rule all
		echobeach on Wed 09 April 2008 said... LRLL RLRR
		Bunglist on Wed 09 April 2008 said... i always think that shagging denise van outen would be marred by the knowledge that Jay Kay has had his jazz hands all over her.
		MerylHighground on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Jay Kay does indeed belong in the Cunts Hall of Fame - though one hears that he's blessed in the cock department which probably makes him a smug cunt too
		MrsMoon on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Is that a paradiddle? I think i know now, thanks!
		Geushky on Wed 09 April 2008 said... 'echobeach' is/was 'drummer' login on HM, hence paradiddle sticking above. I'm a big fan of the double-ratamacue myself or reversed paradiddle.
		fuckwit on Wed 09 April 2008 said... filthy cunt
		MrsMoon on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Give me Bonham's Moby Dick!
		Geushky on Wed 09 April 2008 said... You should see my 'inverted' paradiddle.
		MrsMoon on Wed 09 April 2008 said... I bet it's spectacular.
		Geushky on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Indeed.
		echobeach on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Try slipping a triplet into the middle of it. (Somewhere in London, two people are about to perform an unusual riff on the corner of their desks ..)
		MrsMoon on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Not in London at the mo, soon, can you give me lessons?
		TheMonk on Wed 09 April 2008 said... I just done a flam on my desk. Now I'm off to the bogs for a seventeen stroke roll
		SkinnySlut on Wed 09 April 2008 said... The most annoying thing about the both of them is that they are breathing...
		dandyboy on Wed 09 April 2008 said... What the fuck is a paradiddle, and where can I buy one?
		MrsMoon on Wed 09 April 2008 said... It's a drum pattern, try it on my bongos.
		dandyboy on Wed 09 April 2008 said... I'll warm my hands...
		fuckwit on Wed 09 April 2008 said... TheMonk, I was going to try and make a joke about flam. You beat me to it, you twat!
		fuckwit on Wed 09 April 2008 said... I suppose I could try and come up with one about ghost strokes... or perhaps rimshots. Yes, rimshots... that's the one
		MrsMoon on Wed 09 April 2008 said... You'll both get the sack! Flamming all over your desk...
		fuckwit on Wed 09 April 2008 said... rimshots
		Geushky on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Snare (rimshot), Bass Drum, Cymbal. KaBoomTish
		echobeach on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Geushky's musical score is the accurate notation to accompany Les Dawson's jokes on Blankety Blank. Dandyboy is no doubt performing on Mrs Moon's infamously delectable bongos as we speak. And I am staring at a glass screen separating me from the control room where some dipstick engineer is trying to work out why my cymbals are bleeding. (Sounds awful, but it doesnt hurt).
		Geushky on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Get them to sort out the EQ while you're there, I'm a bit 'bottomy'...
		bystander on Wed 09 April 2008 said... I now know who we are talking about. How long has Johnny got left to do on his Community Service Order? Still better than picking up dog shit.
		MerylHighground on Wed 09 April 2008 said... Do people really laugh out loud? I'd always thought that was some sort of wank concept we'd been sold by our 'shoulder to shoulder' brethren in the US. Johnny and Denise are in the pleasantly amusing camp I'd have thought.
		varicoseveins on Wed 09 April 2008 said... i hate those bloody that internet lingo "lol, rofl" etc whats wrong with "ha ha ha"? too abrupt? moyles is a fat unfunny cunt (btw)
		Kermit on Thu 10 April 2008 said... In his days tho, Johnny used to sell quality gear!
		MetalGuru on Thu 10 April 2008 said... Johnny is bald because he sucked so many TV executives dicks trying to convince them he was a good investment. And they cum all over his stupid fucking head. And the sperm rotted the follicles in his scalp. And he ends up on radio, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
		OckerRocker on Fri 11 April 2008 said... Johnny was funnier when he was being bum raped whilst in prison
		MrBeefy on Mon 14 April 2008 said... Used to love Radio 5's Fighting Talk programme when he was the host. Sadly followed by a succession of unfunny shagwits, the most recent from Radio 1.