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John Prescott	£4000 on food shopping for the year. Either a total Cunt or major Hero. I'd have done the same so that makes him a major Hero.

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		Geushky on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Why should 'Public' money be used to buy his or any other MPs food shopping? That's a hell of a lot of pies you FAT CUNT!
		BarseMaster on Fri 04 April 2008 said... It was a misprint. For "year" read "week".
		catfood on Fri 04 April 2008 said... blimey - musta had to call dominos come sunday evening.
		bastardcuntflaps on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Fat fucking cunt
		bastardcuntflaps on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Fat fucking cunt
		AlbertMarshmallow on Fri 04 April 2008 said... That's 76 quid a week...is that a lot? And why can't this site do cunting £ signs?
		bastardcuntflaps on Fri 04 April 2008 said... FAT CUNT! FUCKING HANG THE CUNT THEN PUT THE CUNT IN A FUCKING CUNT OF A MEAT SLICER AND SLICE THE CUNT IN FUCKING SLICES STARTING FROM HIS CUNTING FUCKING SOLES AND STONE THE FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT FAT CUNT
		bastardcuntflaps on Fri 04 April 2008 said... FAT CUNT! FUCKING HANG THE CUNT THEN PUT THE CUNT IN A FUCKING CUNT OF A MEAT SLICER AND SLICE THE CUNT IN FUCKING SLICES STARTING FROM HIS CUNTING FUCKING SOLES AND STONE THE FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT FAT CUNT
		ahknowme on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Flaps - were you the bloke he punched?
		Geushky on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Flaps has a mullet! avoids thrown egg and further double-posts
		bastardcuntflaps on Fri 04 April 2008 said... actually that bloke was your father who he punched. i recall as he performed buggery on myself that day and told me so. ha ha ha. fat cunt.
		bastardcuntflaps on Fri 04 April 2008 said... actually that bloke was your father who he punched. i recall as he performed buggery on myself that day and told me so. ha ha ha. fat cunt.
		ahknowme on Fri 04 April 2008 said... I'd sooner let him punch me for all eternity...
		bowelhazard on Fri 04 April 2008 said... I wish I could do double posts with different photos.
		Geushky on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Flaps, my father is dead he had bad AIDS.
		NotGot on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Fuck me, I spend about £30 a week on everything, food toiletries, etc... no wonder the fat cunt is... Well, a fat cunt... I'm a porky bastard cos i can't afford the overpriced Be Good To Yourself shite, what's his excuse?
		ahknowme on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Oh, Geushky... I thought that was aimed at me. My father is also dead, however. But from the more common nemesis of his generation - works like a dog to pay his own way and save for his retirement... retires... gets heart failure... dies.
		Walloonophobic on Fri 04 April 2008 said... I reckon the way things are going with people at work trying to have a competition to see who can work the longest hours, it may be the curse of our generation. Except for Prescot who will probably do a creosote and explode!
		stun on Sat 05 April 2008 said... Prescott. What a bell-end. Starts his life as a militant shop-steward in the Merch, ends his life shovelling pies into his fat dish whilst conniving his way through millions. I don't know anyone who has a good thing to say about the bulbous cunt. Even his missus must have thought it a blessing when he decided to let some lacky from his department shoulder up his overhang and slip his doubtlessly small reproductive organ into her desperate mouth. you've only to listen to how the cunt picks through his orations with clipped, Northern inflection ... fucking up every thing he says ... to know he is a stroker. Can you imagine what his shit is like on Boxing Day? I bet it's like plutonium. I bet he takes the entire Christmas Radio Times to the bog to read during three hours of grunting, sweatting and straining to expel the six or seven teddy's legs and a king kong's thumb that constitues his Festive movement. I bet his missus, every three months or so when she's had one too many sherries, has to dutifully endure the nauseating fat bastard rolling over the top of her in a desperate attempt to contractualise their diamal marriage. I bet when it is finished, she is left breathless and overwhelmed ... not because he is a skilled, caring lover, but because he is a disgusting fatbody and squashed the living fuck out of her. Then there's the flangefull of his pallid muck and the cumface to think about ...
		BarseMaster on Sat 05 April 2008 said... Yeah.
		ahknowme on Sat 05 April 2008 said... I don't think it's a competition - it's become an expectation.
		Barbersmith on Sat 05 April 2008 said... Stun should write for Hansard.
		bystander on Sat 05 April 2008 said... I like John Prescott.
		Kitty on Sat 05 April 2008 said... The very thought of John Prescott's "cum face", as described by Stun, has rendered me speechless, billious and probably unable to face food for a week.
		Kitty on Sat 05 April 2008 said... dry heaves
		Geushky on Sat 05 April 2008 said... Thanks Stun, I've just had a 'sick burp'.
		POOSTRIPE on Sat 05 April 2008 said... tiny knob apparently....when he can find it under his huge belly.
		EvilFecker on Sat 05 April 2008 said... I bet his nob is like a peanut sitting atop a mound of wire wool. Vile.
		EvilFecker on Sat 05 April 2008 said... I bet his nob is like a peanut sitting atop a mound of wire wool. Vile.
		NotGot on Sat 05 April 2008 said... Stun, I just tried to read your missive out loud to a friend, and simply couldn't do it... lost the power to string a sentence together, or even breathe properly... I am unworthy... "six or seven teddies' legs and a King Kong's thumb"... Are you a genius, or are you the man responsible for Roger's Profanisaurus?
		MetalGuru on Sat 05 April 2008 said... Stun sed: "Can you imagine what his shit is like on Boxing Day? I bet it's like plutonium. I bet he takes the entire Christmas Radio Times to the bog to read during three hours of grunting, sweating and straining to expel the six or seven teddy's legs and a king kong's thumb that constitues his Festive movement. " You just fuckin' killed me. Thanks.
		POOSTRIPE on Sun 06 April 2008 said... ...is he the pregnant man ???
		bystander on Sun 06 April 2008 said... £11 a day doesn't seem excessive to me and the fun he provides us with makes it a bargain. Better value than Graham Norton anyway.