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Janey Godley	On the whole, a slightly average comedienne. However she goes in for this: "You always see Jodie Marsh defending herself on TV with claims of her amazing IQ of 170 or something. Yeah, because Pythagoras Theorem really helps out when you're wiping footballer's spunk out of your eye"

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		bystander on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Was she the fat racist pig on Big Brother?
		ahknowme on Tue 25 March 2008 said... If she has an IQ of 170, she may be capable of arguing that it (probably) wasn't his theorem anyway.
		PennyCentury on Tue 25 March 2008 said... OP must be a woman as no bloke in the world will ever say that a female comedian is anything other than fucking dreadful.
		randomboo on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Jodie Marsh wears goggles when doing Bukkake, apprently.
		randomboo on Tue 25 March 2008 said... I cant type apparently correctly, however, I trust my immediate self correction saves me from vilification by the grammar police.
		personunavailable on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Chief constable I'll let you off with that one, randomboo.
		randomboo on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Why thankyou my'lud, doths cap in manner of gratitude.
		who2004uk on Tue 25 March 2008 said... we know she's dirty, and we know we want it no matter how degrading it'd be.
		ClimeySunt on Wed 26 March 2008 said... fucking hell wondered what happened to Godley of the shit duo Godley & Creme, so he finally had the operation and became a woman comedienne. does he sorry she still wear that disgusting tramp beard?
		kwebb on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Has Jodie Marsh dated any footballers? I know she went out with that pig dick from Blazin Squad. This from her wiki entry tickles me : "Jodie Marsh married Jordan's former boyfriend Matt Peacock on 1 September 2007 at Sugar Hut, an Essex nightclub. A second ceremony in her mother’s back garden was shown on MTV on 2 September 2007. Believing that it would bring lots of paparazzi Marsh hired forty security guards but only one photographer turned up. The only celebrities to turn up were Syd Little and Linsey Dawn McKenzie." Let the party begin..
		yosemitesam on Wed 26 March 2008 said... She reckoned she had a thing with frank lampard but was forced to issue an apology after he sued her. Musher till I die.
		emilisawaterbottle on Wed 26 March 2008 said... If she was so smart she could work out the angle of trajectory of said spunk, calculate the average velocity and apply a 'constant' (known as 'Cum' or 'c'), and avoid getting all spunk on her.
		CAPITALLETTERS on Wed 26 March 2008 said... I've got an idea for a new Jodie Marsh television programme - her doing a live IQ test, just to see whether it is 170 or not. If it's below 170, she agrees never to appear on television, radio or a magazine for the rest of her life.
		fuckwit on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Never heard of her. Why did I even comment? Where the fuck is my life going...
		emilisawaterbottle on Wed 26 March 2008 said... fuckwit - don't worry. If you've never heard of half the people on HM you are probably enjoying a successful and fulfilled life.
		BettiePage on Wed 26 March 2008 said... If shes so intelligent, why didn't she see that Peacock was taking her for a ride? (excuse the pun)
		rainman on Wed 26 March 2008 said... she's called Marsh - but she came from the swamps
		RoyKeane on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Face like a dropped flan
		Kitty on Wed 26 March 2008 said... And a cunt like a hippo's yawn.... (Marsh not Janet Godley's)
		Kitty on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Janey, even. sigh
		rainman on Wed 26 March 2008 said... i didnt know jade goody did comedy - from this post she sounds quite amusing.
		Mohammered on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Jodie Marsh is living proof that the IQ test is unreliable.
		Barbersmith on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Hmmm. It's hardly Richard Stilgoe on Nationwide, is it?
		yosemitesam on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Face the colour of a dropped flan too, with a mandarin segment to finish off the nose, and a hippo's yawn full of squirty cream.
		thesman on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Janey Godley does a column in The Scotsman newspaper. Despite advertising herself as a comedienne no-one has ever so much as tittered at anything she has ever written, I can only assume she stole the Marsh gag from someone else
		fuckwit on Wed 26 March 2008 said... You don't have to be clever to know Pythagorus's theorum. You just have to have been to school some time in the last couple of thousand years... Sigh. Jade Goody? Janey Godley? Jaded CUNTS!
		emilisawaterbottle on Wed 26 March 2008 said... By all accounts Pythagorus was a real cunt and stole most of his ideas from his students. And he had a sweaty arse.
		fuckwit on Wed 26 March 2008 said... All Greeks have sweaty arses. It's to do with the weather apparently. And also it makes sodomy less painful
		kwebb on Wed 26 March 2008 said... A cunt like a hypotenuse yawn.
		hainsleychariot on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Janey Godley also released a book about the sexual abuse she suffered as a child. Does that get covered in her stand-up? "So, anyone in the audience been ass-fucked by their Uncle Steve?"
		framey on Mon 31 March 2008 said... Jodie Marsh must have graduated from the Heather Mills and Hillary Clinton school of fantastic claims.